THE UNIVERSITY BABY GANSAN PAGE 5 entertainment HOROSCOPES Because the stars know things we don't MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, 2013 Aries (March 21-April 19) Today is a 6 Today is a 6 Release your imagination and add some passion to the colorful blend. Rely on your mate's wisdom. Increase exercise, with extra points for location beauty. Friends want to follow your guidance. Take time to provide coaching and instruction. Taurus (April 20-May 20) Today is a 6 There could be a temporary setback. Watch out for accidents. Caution is advised. Travel later, or add extra time for delays. You're creatively busy this month. Look for ways to add efficiency. Add new seasoning to the mix. Gemini (May 21-June 20) Today is a 7 Expand your income sources. Good news comes from far away. Play by the book. One good turn leads to another. Postpone an outing unless it's to take a walk outdoors. A physical workout provides strength and release. Cancer (June 21-July 22) Today is a 5 Postpone romance (and sweeten with enticements) until the job gets done. There's more to it than you thought. Don't believe everything you hear. Express your emotional biases before choosing. Someone has a brilliant insight. Count your blessings. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Today is a 6 Make a new commitment. Take care to avoid breakage or crazy expense. Don't go exactly by the book. Leave your savings intact. Passions get stirred, and creativity flourishes. Co-workers get wind of it. Family members grow closer. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Today is a 5 Controversy arises. A difficult job goes easier with help, so ask. Apply energy to your career and make up ground. Finishing old projects brings in extra cash (and satisfaction). Fix up your place, especially the garden. Get outdoors. outdoors. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Today is a 5 Emotions interfere with logic. Choose whatever is most important. Friends bring encouragement. Avoid distractions. Hold off on an assignment unless you can draw upon hidden resources and delegate. Get organized. Contact a defined market. Press ahead. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Today is a 5 Postpone an outing or expansion. Write a story, song or screenplay. Study with a passion. Clean up, but don't throw out someone else's stuff. Others buy in to your plans. You've got a mutually beneficial arrangement. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Today is a 6 Lovely thoughts linger from sweet dreams: Don't avoid work or spend impulsively today. Provide for others. You're in inspiration. Work smarter for ease. It's all coming together due to work you've already done. Plan for expansion. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Today is a 5 Get public with your work. Support the people who support you. Don't try to buy influence .. it's unnecessary. You're already making a good impression. Controversy could erupt, so don't rock the boat. Don't blindly trust what you've been taught you've been taught. ACROSS Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Today is a 5 There could be difficulties with travel now, so take care. Find time to meditate or relax. A partner is excited. Saving money is possible. Expand your list of social contacts. Paint, draw or make music. Use red sparingly. CROSSWORD More work is required. Keep control of expenses. Ask for help. You may find yourself at an impasse with a loved one. Continue to produce results. Don't gamble now (or bankroll a gambler). Add to savings instead. Pamper yourself. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Today is a 5 1 Related (to) Pamper yourself. 1 Related (to) 5 Opposite of "post-" 8 Rolling stone's lack? 12 Philanthropist's gift 14 World's fair, for short 15 Prudently silent 16 Profound 17 Yon maiden 18 Animal's hind-quarter 20 Insulation material 23 Chicago team 24 Previous nights 25 Toss out 28 Atmosphere 29 Tender spots 30 Glass of NPR 32 Strife 34 Run-down area 35 Under- garment, for short 36 Things 37 Throngs 40 Blackbird 41 Chantilly, e.g. 42 Reveal 47 Fairy- tale baddie 48 Boeing's business 49 Existed 50 Verily 51 Shell-less snail DOWN 1 Do sums 2 Japanese pond carp 3 — and outs 4 Bowl game bowful, maybe 5 Harbor structure 6 Shad product 7 Gushed with excite- ment 8 She's had bad hair days 9 Yoked team 10 Detail, briefly 11 Erstwhile frosh 13 "Star —" 19 Basic teachings 20 Mauna — 21 Eager 22 Persian sprite 23 High, wispy clouds 25 Arma-geddon 26 Anger 27 Tom-tom or snare 29 Con job 31 Mornings (Abbr.) 33 Use calle ID, e.g. 34 They'll make you stand tall 36 Bygone Peruvian 37 Unkempt one 38 Carry on 39 Land measure 40 Largest continent 43 "— been had!" 44 Lubri-cate 45 Old French coin 46 Brit's lang. WHERE DID THE TIME GO? Television Throwback These classic shows leave behind important life lessons 10: "Bill Nye the Science Guy" (1993-1998) SUDOKU KAITLYN HILGERS khilgers@kansan.com Not only did Bill teach us a bunch about science, but more importantly, he taught us that science can be fun. With the catchy theme song and the interactive experiments, even young students who felt that science was hard or just not their thing were Disney Educational Productions hard or just not their thing were able to work alongside Bill and have one of the best science teachers in the world for five years. 8: "The Proud Family" (2001-2005) Personally, "The Proud Family" was one of my favorite animated shows while I was growing up. Obviously it taught us the importance of being a family, but there were a few episodes that I still remember that were pretty deep for a children's show. The episodes "Culture "Children's Show and the Opus of Shock" and "I Had a Dream" which touched upon the issues of stereotyping, segregation, racism and acceptance were two of the most memorable of any animated show ever. 6: "Gilmore Girls" (2000-2007) Mother-daughter relationships are difficult. Really, parent-child relationships are difficult. However, the relationships of Rory and Lorelai, Lorelai and her parents, Rory and Chris, and my favorite, Emily and Gran, show that it is normal for a family to be dysfunctional. At the end of the day, they follow each other where they lead. Finally, "Gilmore Girls" reinforced the notion that coffee is not just something to drink in the morning. 4: "ER" (1994-2009) "ER" didn't teach us how to be a doctor, how to get through med school or really anything that related to the medical profession. However, it did teach us that if we needed surgery or any sort of medical assistance, we would most likely have could prospectively have someone who looked like George Clooney assist us, and he wouldn't be only good looks. 2: "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" (1990-1996) Again, this is a show that was full of lessons. They were all important, don't get me wrong, but they were easily lessons that you could find somewhere else. This particular television show gave us the catchiest theme song of all time and continues to teach us that it is never a bad time to break out in a rap, as long as that rap begins "In West Philadelphia, born and raised..." | | | 3 | | 8 | 4 | | 1 | | | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | | | | | 9 | 1 | | | | 7 | | 6 | | 9 | | | | 2 | | | | | 2 | | | 7 | | | | 4 | | 7 | 5 | | 2 | | 1 | | 8 | 3 | | 8 | | | 4 | | | 2 | | | | | | 8 | | | | 3 | | 1 | | 5 | | | | 3 | 6 | | | | | | 3 | | 7 | 9 | | 4 | | | 9: "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" (1997-2003) Generally in the media, young teenage girls get a bad representation. They are shown either as shallow or completely boy crazy. If they are not either of those, then they are portrayed as overly bookish and unapproachable. Then, along comes **Model learner Proficiency** unapproachable. Maintain balance, Buffy, who is able to kill vampires with style and strength, making the world safe to live in. She quickly became an idol for young women, and continues to be one today. 7:"Friends" (1994-2004) rne amount that I learned from "Friends" is amazing. Some of the most important lessons were that friends will be there through the ups and the downs, apartment living is the coolest, everyone has their own lobster, and finally, drink all day every day. has their own office. coffee is acceptable to drink all day every day. Stretch Films 5: "Courage the Cowardly Dog" (1999-2007) Again, this is another obvious one. Courage taught us that it is important to stand up to your fears because that is the only way you can grow up. But also, Courage illustrated the fact that children's shows didn't always have to be happy and stereotypical; they could have an edge and a scare factor, which really was a pretty novel idea at the time. Very much like "Courage the Cowardy Dog," *The Twilight Zone* taught us to face our fears and grow from the experiences. More so, this show also taught us that things are very often not as they seem. It also shows today's audience that just because something is filmed in black and white doesn't mean it isn't good or terrifying. 1: "Freaks and Geeks" (1999-2000) Difficulty Level ★ Finally, "freaks and Geeks" taught us the ultimate lesson: High school sucks and there is no way of getting around that. Whether you are part of the nerdy clique, the popular group or the outsiders, bad things happen to everyone during those four years. But as we can all agree, it does get better, and eventually high school just becomes that time that no one wants to revisit. 9/23 Edited by Casey Hutchins WANT ENTERTAINMENT UPDATES ALL DAY LONG? 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