THE KANSAN The official paper of the University of Kansas. Kansas. Published every Wednesday and Saturday night of the school year, by the Kansas University Publishing Association. Office in Basement of Fraser Hall Phone, Bell, K U 25. Carl H. Young, Editor. Carl H. Young, Editor: Roy Roberts, Managing Editor, Robert H. Worline, Business Manager. Clinton Kanaga, Ass.t. Bus., Mgr. Allen W. Dodge, Circulation Manager. Members of the Board: Wallace F. Hovey, Claud A. Clay, Ward H. Coble, Judith Connellly May V. Wallace, Ray Loofbourney H. C. Waters, Lester Disney Subscription price, one dollar per year, in advance; time subscription, $1.25 per year. Address all communications to R. H. Address all communications to R. H. Worline, 1108 Vermont Street. Allan W. Dodge has exclusive charge of the circulation of the Kansan, and all complaints concerning non-delivery etc., to be effective must be made to him. Entered as second class mail matter September 30, 1904. at the Lawrence, Kansas, Postoffice under the act of Congress, March 3, 1879. WEDNESDAY,OCT. 16,1907 UNIVERSITY CALENDAR. Wednesday, October 16: Dad Elliot will speak. Friday, October 18: Rev. R. K. Wells will speak in chapel. Band Dance. Ralph Faxon will address newspaper classes. Saturday, October 19. Freshmen vs. Sophomores. Juniors vs. Seniors. Monday, October 21: Kansan Board election. Tuesday, October 22: Athletic Election. Professor Haworth will speak in chapel. The resolution passed by the athletic board favoring the playing of the Thanksgiving game on University grounds will find hearty endorsements among the students. While the sentiment here is not in favor of going to St. Joseph for the first game, still if that is the best that can be done the student body will sanction the move. It is, and has been the general opinion all along that the game would be played in Kansas City and the city on the Kaw seems to have the same impression. But now there seems to be some ground for the belief that all the talk of not playing the game in Kansas City is not entirely "bluff." The students of Kansas University do not want the game to go to Kansas City unless it offers as good a proposition as other places. The game is worth enough to make it worth while for a city to seek the game, rather than the universities beg for a place to play the game. Every loyal student of the University who finds it possible to do so should turn out to the band party next Friday night. The cause for which the party is given—that of raising funds to purchase uniforms for the new members of the band—is one worth the support of the students. Under the direction of J. C. McCanles the University has the best band this year it has had for a long time. The first two or three appearances of the band has made it evident that when the band goes to other towns it will not be" roasted." Afterthoughts There are no knockers at M. S.U. They are all back of the weakest team M. S.U. ever put out and expect to win all their games by hot air. Nebraska is getting ready to pull out a few Jayhawker tail feathers. Tub isn't so fast, to be sure but it takes six men to tackle him. We had no idea that there were as many plutocrats in K. U. as lined up on the 15 cent bleachers Saturday. Some pledges have advanced theories at variance with Professor Schwegler on the reasons why men become "flattened." Let's hope that Tub will never have to be carried off the field. "Now I am mad," said a little freshman Saturday. "There I took my registration card out and they wouldn't punch it at all. Just laughed at me." The opera chorus this year will have to practice "Patience" if they make it a success. 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The report is being circulated today that Eudora has instructed a committee of the commercial club to do everything in their power to land the Thanksgiving football game. No, Doubtful One, when Professor Schwegler said that the round man is the highest type of man, he didn't mean at all that the "rounder" is the highest type. If the question of the location of the Thanksgiving game were left to a vote of the students, we wonder what the result would be. Little girl (future co-ed) walking along the street seeing students surveying—"Isn't it funny, Mame, sometimes you can't tell students from men?"- Wisconsin Sphinx. Uncle Sam After Grafters. Prof. P. F. Walker, of the Engineering school, has been testing the Meyers Automatic Pumping System which has been held up by the post office department in Kansas City. The pump is run by a spring which is supposed to be wound up by a boy of eighteen years in fifteen minutes and pump all day. The pump works by clock work. United States Marshall H. 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