THE KANSAN The official paper of the University of Kansas. Kansas. Published every Wednesday and Saturday night of the school year, by the Kansas University Publishing Association. Office in Basement of Fraser Hall. Phone. Bell. K U 25. Carl H. Young, Editor. Carl H. Young, Editor: Roy Roberts, Managing Editor, Robert H. Worline, Business Manager, Clinton Kunaga, Ass't. Bus, Mgr, Allen W. Dodge, Circulation Manager. Members of the Board: Wallace F. Hovey Claud A. Clay, Ward H. Coble Judith Connelly May V. Wallace Ray Loofbourrow H. C. Waters Lester Disney Subscription price, one dollar per year, in advance; time subscription, $1.25 per year. Address all communications to R. H. Worline, 1108 Vermont Street. Allan W. Dodge has extensive charge of the circulation of the Kansas, and all complaints concerning non delivery etc. to be effective must be made to him. Entered as second class mail matter September 30, 1904, at the Lawrence, Kansas, Postoffice under the act of Congress, March 3, 1875. WEDNESDAY, OCT. 23, 1907 UNIVERSITY CALENDAR. Thursday, October 24: Piano recital by Miss Agnes Lapham. Friday, October 25: Senior party. L. K. Wells will speak in chapel. Lecture by Consul-General Horton. Freshmen vs. Juniors. Saturday, October 26: Kansas vs. K. S. A. C. Sunday, October 27: Vesper Service. --to come from Snow hall and the Chemistry building. We hope this rule will be respected. Saturday Coach Kennedy's squad of football warriors will sharpen their axes and do battle for revenge on the "Aggies" from Manhattan. Last year the Farmers won the football game, the basket ball game and the base ball series. It is certainly up to Kansas to do things Saturday. Every leatherlunged son of old K. U. who can utter a half lusty yell should be on hand Saturday to help in the rooting. Kansas is through with its preliminary games. It is right now in the hardest part of its schedule. If the students are going to do their share toward the winning of these hard games, they should be on hand Saturday to cheer the team on by loyal and hearty rooting. What would such old time politicians as Jess Kayser, Wirt McCarty, "Dusty" Rhodes, "Lengthty" Metcalf, John Winter Blood, or Myron Humphrey have thought two to four years ago had some one predicated an athletic election in the fall of 1907 where a meeting of 24 students would elect a ticket by acclamation? EvenJohn James Ingalls would have to acknowledge that "purity in politics is NOT an iridescent dream." We hope no one will take any of the Afterthoughts too seriously, as fact and fiction are not always separable. Afterthoughts NOTICE STUDENTS!—On Tuesdays and Fridays all standing room in the aisles and leaning room against the walls is strictly reserved for those who have How'd you like to be the editor and in the sanctum roost, to peer through college exchanges, to give the Y. M. a boost; and give the "soaks" a calling down, the percolators a ripping up; to describe the prom leader's new silk gown, the track teams hard won cup? To praise quarterback Angney when he adds five to the score, to cuss the dadburned bleacherites because they won't yell anymore; to tell how we all love Frankie Strong in his fight for honor and right, to make fun of poor old Misoo because they're clear out of the fight; be slow to anger, quick to bluff; do your best and write hot stuff; keep ever at work and never get blue and with no one the big rag chew? It's a cinch all right, all right. Registrar Foster says that the boy's name is "Rock Chalk Jay Hawk K. U." Uncle Jimmy Green after giving his law boys a short discourse on the necessity of taking part in every line of college activity ended up his remarks on society at the university with this "Take care or you will be educating your heels more than your head." A back subscriber came into the office the other day, ran his hand far down into his trousers pocket, gave every indication of forking over a silver dollar and drew forth a match with which to light his pipe. This is a life of bitter disappointment. "All things come to him who waits," but you better be hustling while you're waiting. "If you want to get along easy," said a senior to a freshman a few days ago, "look serious at your professor, talk to him about his family, laugh heartily over his jokes even Keuffel & Esser Draughting Instruments and all Supplies for Engineers University Book Store Both phones 206. 803 Mass. St. though the task be hard and when the term is over you will have grades in the first rank." "The only thing to do nowadays is to go to chapel every day." Well anyhow, we know the game will be on Thanksgiving Day. Professor Boodin, having one or two very weak responses to the roll:"don't say you are here unless you're sure of it." Balloon Notes. Were you really looking at the balloon? Every case at the University was looking for balloons last evening. Judging from the number of co-eds out strolling last Sunday evening, the balloons must have been expected for some time. Astronomy was the most popular study in the curriculum yesterday. On man saw the pilot light his cigarette. It now transpires that the pipe dreams about balloons were started by some zealous cases who wished an excuse to utilize the beautiful moonlit evening. Verily, necessity is the mother of invention. Church Affiliation of Students. The following tabulation shows the church affiliation of students of the University of Kansas, not including the students of the Summer Session and the Medical students at Rosedale, October 1, 1907: Church Members Preference Grand Total Methodist . 226 144 370 Presbyterian . 186 132 318 Congregational . 93 65 158 Christian . 89 35 124 Episcopal . 62 30 92 Baptist . 46 28 74 Catholic . 44 7 51 Lutheran . 24 15 39 Unitarian . 5 5 10 Christian Science . 11 6 17 United Presbyterian . 7 2 9 Friends . 6 5 11 United Brethren . 7 3 10 Jewish . 4 4 8 German Evangelical . 2 2 Universalist . 1 3 4 Adventist . 1 2 3 Swedenborgian . 1 1 All Souls. 1 1 Reformed. 1 1 Mennonite . 1 2 3 Union. 2 2 New Thought. 1 1 No preference. 328 Totals 816 493 1637 No preference 328 Non-church members 821 First class line of cigars and tobacco at Lee's. What's the use when you can get better work done at Lee's. Try the marshmallow sundaes at Wiedemann's. Loomas Photographer - 719 Mass. st. Dr. A. R. 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