THE KANSAN The official paper of the University of Kansas Kansas. Published every Wednesday and Saturday night of the school year. by the Kansas University Publishing Association. Office in Basement of Fraser Hall. Phone. Bell, K U 25. Roy Roberts, Editor. Roy Robbins, garrity Wallace, marketing Editor. Robert H. Worline, Business Manager. Clinton Kanaga, Ass't Bus. Mgr. Allen W. Dodge, Circulation Manager. Members of the Board: Carl H. Young, Ward H. Coble, May V. Wallace, H. C. Waters, Paul Harvey. Claud A. Clay, Judith Connelly Ray Loofbrowr Lester Disney Subscription price, one dollar per year, in advance; time subscription. $1.25 per year. Address all communications to R. H. Worline, 1108 Vermont Street. Allan W. Dodge has exclusive charge of the circulation of the Kansan, and all complaints concerning non-delivery etc., to be effective must be made to him. Entered as second class mail matter September 30,1904, at the Lawrence, Kansas. Postoffice under the act of Congress, March 3, 1879. WEDNEDAY, DEC. 4, 1907 UNIVERSITY CALENDAR. Thursday, December 5: Thursday, December 3. Masque Club presents "Green Eyes" at the opera house. Friday. December 6. Tom McNeal speaks in chapel. Second presentation of "Green Eyes" at opera house. THE OLD,OLD STORY. One more Thanksgiving day gone and with it one more victory for Kansas added to the history of the Kansas-Missouri football games. Seventeen times Missouri has met the Jayhawker team and only three times have the Tigers been able to throw a hook into the heavy end of the score. This was Missouri's year. At least so said all the Missourians. They figured their dope up and down and crossways and the more they figured the less chance they found for a Kansas victory. On past performances Kansas looked easy to the loyal sons of old Mizzoo. Monilaw's eleven could apparently wallop the Jayhawkers so badly that it would take field glasses to discover that the Kansans were in the game. True, there was little Missouri money on hand at St. Joseph but that was because the Tiger rooters are not robbers. It was such a safe bet that Missouri would win that the Missourians were ashamed to burglarize the simple minded Kansans. And then the blow fell. This great Tiger team, playing grand football, was beaten by a beautiful field goal booted by Samuel Forter, a man whose kicking has more than once brought joy to the hearts of Kansas rooters. Too much credit cannot be given to Bert Kennedy who coached the team that defeated the greatest eleven Missouri has had for many years. There has been some criticism of Kennedy's methods by some of the students whose football has been gained by seeing two or three games from the bleachers. Kennedy is a great coach. Any man who knows him and who knows football will agree to this statement. There seems to be little doubt but that he will direct the Jayhawkers next year. In all probability Mosse will be assistant coach. The policy of graduate coaches has been started here and should be continued. Afterthoughts No one now in Kansas University ever saw a Missouriian score a point against the Jayhawkers on Thanksgiving day. "Tubby" Reed is there on the Missouri Valley eleven. Now for basketball and track. We must beat Missouri. “$t. Jo$ephlook$ good to u.$.” — Manager$' duet. Sam Forter gave away the shoe that struck the ball that blacked the Tiger's eye to—whom? There was a Prof whose name was Moore, Who did the Laws with quizzes bore. Now sad, but true, they all got sore And cried aloud, "Oh Lord, no Moore." HAVE ELABORATE PROGRAMS. Souvenir Booklets for Mandolin and Glee Club. An elaborate, combined Mandolin and Glee Club program, with views, has been issued by the University for the use of the clubs on their holiday trips. About five thousand copies will be distributed over the state by these organizations as souvenirs. Just Received New Over- coats and Rain Coats Blacks, Browns, and Grays. Just the proper cut. Strictly hand tailored.Cost you $20.00 All sizes. New Nettleton Shoes in low or high cut. When in doubt as to what it shall be for Christmas, just ask the University Book Store, where at a small cost you can find something for every relative or friend. Eaton-Hurlbut Fine Writing Papers by the pound at BOUGHTON'S 1025 Mass. St. Football Pictures of both Nebraska and Missouri Games Unmounted Prints or Post Cards 3 for 25c Will make prints on Cloths, Handkerchiefs, Pillow Slips or Tops. Also make pictures of your room. WILHELM, 536 Ohio St. FIRST ENGLISH JOURNAL. English Faculty and Students Work Together. The first English Journal of the University of Kansas was held Tuesday under the direction of the Quill Club. Prof.R. D.O'Leary reviewed Walter H. Page's "The Writer and the University" and commented on a post graduate school for practical writers in connection with American universities. Chancellor Frank Strong, Prof. E. M. Hopkins on the part of the faculty and Miss Rebecca Moody and R. V. Rutledge, for the students discussed briefly means of developing literary writers at K. U. Last Tuesday Harry Kemp and Miss Jones read original poetry before the Quill Club. Next Tuesday the theme will be "The Familiar Essay." Amarette Weaver and Frank Tyler will have charge of the program. December 17, will be "William Allen White Day." The following new members have been elected: Willard Wattles, Jerome Beatty, Frank Tyler, John Ise, John Black, Frank Frickleton, Myrtle Brobst, Hulda Ise, and Grace Hornaday. There are still a few vacancies and another election will take place Tuesday. Oklahoma Tryout December 16. The tryout for the Oklahoma debate will be held December 16. The question is, "Resolved: that Congress Should Pass a National Income Tax Law." Two debaters will be chosen to go to Oklahoma University next term, and those wishing to try for places should hand their names to Professor Higgins. Music to Start Early. The party which the Junior class will give in F. A. A. hall Friday evening, will be the first under the new regulations. The music will commence at 8:30 o'clock and no extras will be played unless they can be given before 12:30. Do it now. Squires photographer. Dr. A. R. Kennedy DENTIST. Room 5, Jackson Building. Phones. Bell 1515 Main; Home, 344 Your Baggage Handled. W. J. Francisco & Sons LIVERY AND HACKING Open Day and Night. 812-14 Vt. St. Both Phones 139 BARBER SHOP AND BATH ROOMS. The only Electric Massage Machine in the city. W. F. WEISE, Proprietor 727 Massachusetts Street. Razors honed, ground and exchanged. WILDER BROTHERS CUSTOM LAUNDRY. Special attention given to ladies' work. Goods returned on short notice if required. Call our agent or phone us. No.67. SPEAR & HANSON. K. U. Agents. Home phone 7822. Donnelly Brothers Livery, Boarding and Hack Stables. All Rubber Tire Rigs. Corner of New Hampshire and Berkley. Both Phones 100. Lawrenoe Steam Laundry Co. Students, send your laundry work to us. All work done with the most improved methods and guaranteed. Student rates. RINKER, K. U. Agent. 908 Mass. St. Both phones 383. FRED BOYLES Printing, Stationery. Post Cards. Post Cards School Supplies. See the Swastika Embossed Stationery at 734 Mass. St. A. G. ALRICH Printing, Binding, Engraving, Embossing. 734 Mass. St. 725 Mass. St. Home phone 616. F. A. EWING, BEST ICE CREAM, CHILI AND SHORT ORDERS Cream 30c a quart, 50c a half-gallon, and $1.00 a gallon. First Door North of Watkin's Bank. Phones: Home, 358 Bell, 645. The Watkins National Bank. Capital $100,000 Surplus $20,000 Undivided profits $30,000 J. B. Watkins, Pres. C. A. Hill, V. P. C. H. Tucker, cashier. W. E. Hazen, assistant cashier. KENNEDY & ERNST, Foot Ball Goods. 826 Mass. St. Both phones 341 PARK GROCERY WOODARD & BURR, Groceries and Fresh Meat. 1300 Mass. St. Phones 40. SECOND HAND SHOE and CLOTHING STORE SECOND HAND SHOE and CLOTHING STORE 734 MASS. ST. Pays good prices for second hand Clothing and Shoes.