THOUGHTS IN VERSE.
Sam [singing in "Patience"]:
In that case unprecedented,
Single I'll not live nor die;
I shall be full well contented
With my dainty Dorothy.
When the cheering's on in Chapel And you're standing in the aisle, A-pitying your poor, tired feet, If you see a dainty maiden With a most bewitching smile, And next to her, O joy! a vacant seat, Then just you wait a bit; Don't hurry up to sit By that girl with hair as dark as night or darker- Because, my little child. That maiden meek and mild Is Lucy—and the seat is saved for Parker.
There lives a good Christian named Strong
Whose figure is lengthy-aye, long; And the times that we've heard This, in chapel averred. Are the backing for this little song.
We have heard of Beau Brummel and Beau Marchais
And the Beau Ideal of our grandmother's day;
But of all the beaux in the world, I ween,
None is so fetching as our Beau-din.
Joint Meeting Thursday.
A joint meeting of the Mechanical Engineering Society and the Chemical Club will be held on Thursday of this week. Professor P. F. Walker, who has been making extensive experiments on Kansas coal and fuel, will address the meeting on the results of his experiments.
Fine Arts Christmas Concert.
The annual Christmas concert of the School of Fine Arts will be given Thursday evening in Fraser Hall by the students of that school. There will be piano, organ, violin and vocal solos and interesting trios and quartets. Admission is free and all students are invited to attend.
Coach Hagerman addresses the Y. M. C. A. Thursday evening at 6:45, at the Y. M.C.A. house, 1334 Ohio street. Archie Naramore will sing.
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