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TOOTS FROM THE WHISTLE.
Did you go to the fire?
The efficiency of the University fire department was amply illustrated Saturday when a score of excited janitors raced towards Fowler Shops with fire extinguishers.
"I knew it wasn't a fire," explained one person when asked why he ran. "The first thing I thought of was that a war with Japan had been declared."
A student minus one shoe, coatless and hatless walked down the hill in disgust after the fire. "Aw say, that was a poor joke," he muttered. "I thought I would be there in time to save at least one stone from out the ruins."
Announcement.
The dancing school held at Everett Hall on Saturday evenings will continue a few more evenings. Miss LeOra Strahl.
Boynton Talks on Economics.
Professor A. J. Boynton in a chapel talk Tuesday morning made a comparison of economic conditions as he saw them in England and the conditions which prevail in this country. It is his opinion that the lower classes in England could better their condition by immigration.
Sophomores Choose Debaters.
At the sophomore debate tryout Monday night O'Connor Smith, Jack Ransom and George Bischoff were chosen as the team to meet the Freshmen on the evening before May day. The sophomores have the affirmative of the question, "Resolved, that undergraduates of Kansas University should have a free elective system."
You can't screw your hat on if you get your hair cut at Lee's.
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CALVIN THOMAS IS COMING
WILL SPEND THREE DAYS AT THE UNIVERSITY.
Is an Authority on Faust.—Chairman of Reformed Spelling Executive Committee.
Professor Calvin Thomas, Professor of German Language and Literature in Columbia University, will spend three days at the University of Kansas, beginning April 16th. During this time Professor Thomas will give himself freely to the students and instructors of the University. The following is the program of his lectures and addresses:
Thursday, April 16th,4;30 p. m., An Interpretation of Faust; 8:00 p.m., The Tragedy of Fanaticism.
Friday, April 17th, 9. a. m., Lecture in German, on Grillparzer; 10 a. m., A Chapel'Talk; 4:30 p. m., Second Lecture on Goethe's Faust; 8 p. m., An informal talk on Spelling Reform.
Professor Calvin Thomas is one of two or three best known German scholars of America. He is the author of the best annotated edition of Goethe's "Faust," of a "Life of Schiller," of one of the most thorough German grammars for college use, and of several other annotated German texts. He is chairman of the Executive committee of the Spelling Reform Association and is recognized as one of the most moderate and practical advocates of the new orthography. Professor Thomas is a man of strong personality and a very attractive public speaker. He is a Westerner by education being a graduate of the University of Michigan, where he held the chair of of German before going to Columbia.
This is an unusual opportunity for the German teachers of the Kansas colleges to hear the great Germanist, and the University extends to them a cordial invitation to go to Lawrence for this purpose.
A student was buying some candy down town last week. As the rather good looking middle aged lady weighed out the refreshments, he absent mindedly began singing, "Well I love you, love you, love you." And he didn't even see the joke when the lady said quietly, "That's all right, but don't tell anybody about it. I'm married."
Phi Delts Defeated Phi Psis.
In the third game of the interfraternity base ball schedule Monday afternoon the Phi Delts defeated the Phi Psis by the score of 5 to 1. Moore and Mervine were the opposing slab artists. Gelwix and Eaton were on the receiving end.
B. B. Shore, a graduate student, was seriously injured Saturday evening on Mississippi street. He ran the bicycle he was riding into an open culvert and was thrown to the ground. His jaw was broken and one of his wrists was injured. He was taken to the Simmons Hospital.
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Trouble at Leland Stanford.
Forty-one students at Stanford University have been suspended and 160 penalized for protesting against the action of the faculty in ruling out liquor from club and fraternity houses. Captain Gay of the boating squad was among those dismissed. As a result both boat squads have disbanded, the base ball and tennis teams have disorganized, and the track team has threatened to do the same. The penalty imposed is the requirement of fifteen additional hours for seniors, ten hours for juniors and five hours for sophomores.
Don't Study on Sunday.
Professor C. G. Dunlap spoke to the Y. W. C. A. Wednesday afternoon on the "Use of the Sabbath." He said that it should be used for quiet, helpful recreation rather than a general holiday. He is opposed to making the day a clearing house for the odds and ends of work left over from the week and is also strongly opposed to Sunday studying, one of the most common ways of breaking the Sabbath in a student community.
Prizes For Song Words.
Professor C. E. Hubach has announced that he will give prizes for words to accompany a song to be used by the glee club. The first prize is $10.00 and the second $5.00. The words need not be regarding the club or the University but can be about anything the author chooses. The name of the writer must be on a separate sheet from the words and all copies must be in by May 15th.
Girls Play Basket Ball.
A basket ball game between the ten and eleven o'clock classes in the girls gymnasium Saturday resulted in a victory for the maidens representing the eleventh hour division. The score was 18-16. Ten o'clock girls: Beal, Fitch, Parisho, Grace Russel, West, and Edie. Eleven o'clock girls: Detwiler, Young, Phillips, Ruth Berger. Pleasant Greene, and Howat.
Second Masque Club Play.
The Masque Club will present "My Friend from India" as the second production of the year on April 25. A matinee and evening performance will be given. This will be the tenth appearance of The Masque Club before a University audience.
Sophomore Medics Win.
The sophomore medics won a base ball game from the Freshmen medics Saturday by a score of 13 to 5.
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Skating on Tuesday, Friday and Saturday mornings from 9 to 11:30. 25c.
AFTERNOON SESSION.
2 to 5:30 o'clock, Skating 25c for adults.
4 to 5:30 o'clock, Skating 10c for school children
No school children allowed during school hours.
EVENING SESSION 7:30 to 10.
No children under 14 years old allowed to skate in the evening, either with or without their parents.
SKATING 25c.
No Charge at Check Stand.
Lady Spectators Free.
Gentleman Spectators, 10c.
H. L. SWEET, Manager.
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