University Daily Kansan
Friday, October 26, 1979
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COORS asks the question:
Great events in history are just a matter of inches.
-- Richard III, Henry III,
Affirmed in the II.
What if Napoleon had been 62"? Imagine how the course of history might have changed if that extra height had meant extra ability, more power to be victorious!
But luckily for beer lovers,it's not. It's Coors.And you can Taste the High Country. Vive le Coors!
The capital of the U.S. might be New Orleans. You might be flunking English instead of French. Eating frog's legs at a Burger Roi. And growing up to learn about English perfume, English postcards and English kisses.
What's that got to do with Coors Beer? Not much. But think about this—what if Coors Beer weren't brewed up in the high country? Then it wouldn't be the only beer brewed with pure Rocky Mountain spring water and special high country barley. It would be city beer like all the others.
Had Napoleon been a foot taller, his chest would have been 12 inches higher. Then his most famous pose might have undershot the mark and gone down in history as an obscene gesture.
Even if he had still lost at Waterloo, Wellington might have figured that Elba was too small for Napoleon, put him on Sicily and then, instead of the kiss of death, the Mafia might have been handing out French kisses.
Taste the High Country.
¢1979 ADOLPH COORS COMPANY, GOLDEN, COLO
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