The University Daily Kansen Thursday, November 9, 2009 Section B • Page 7 Misc. Section B • Page 7 Wild ones Call of the Wild, a new rock musical based on the Jack Landon novel, opens at 7:30 p.m. tomorrow at Crafton-Preyer Theatre in Murphy Hall. The University Theatre is also presenting the first fully staged production at 7:30 p.m. Saturday as well as Nov. 16-18, and at 2:30 p.m. Nov. 19. Photo by Carrie Julian/KANSAN Tomorrow: "City Mysteries of the Gilded Age" lecture by Alan Trachtenberg. 7 p.m. at Spencer Museum of Art auditorium. Free. Adam Sandler showed a goofy, endearing charm in *The Wedding Singer* and had some funny moments in *Billy Madison*. But watching his new movie, *Little Nicky*, is like spending 84 minutes in hell, and not just because it's set in the underworld. - "Bach: Magnificat in D" — KU Chamber Choir with KU Symphony Orchestra, 7:30 Matthew Hemenway, master's recital, 7:30 p.m. at Swartwout Recital Hall, Murphy Hall. Sandler's Nicky goes up in flames But Sandler has amassed an enormous cast of stars for a nonstop stream of cameos, including fellow Saturday Night Live alums Dana Carvey, Jon Lovitz and Kevin Nealon. As Nicky, the son of Satan (Harvey Keitel), Sandler is just creepy, all twisted and hunched with a forced speech impediment that sounds like a bad James Carmey impression. The Associated Press Here's the plot: Satan sends Nicky to New York City to fetch his two brothers, Adrian (Rhs fans of Notting Fine Arts Calendar Saturday: Tonight: *Hill* and Cassius (Tom "Tiny" Lister), who are out spreading evil. Nicky is a little slow, but he gets help from Beefy, a talking bulldog (voiced by Robert Smigel). Beefy guides Nicky through the mean streets of New York, helps him find an apartment and introduces him to the wonders of fast-food chicken. (A warning to parents: Don't let the cute, talking dog fool you. This is not a movie for kids. Beefy likes to curse, toss back shots at strip clubs and accost poodles on the sidewalk). Book signing with Dave Lingo, author of *Earth Vote.* 1 to 3 p.m. at Borders Bookstore. The film, directed by Steven Brill (who wrote the three *Mighty Ducks* movies), has no real structure. It staggers from one scene to the next, simply to showcase big-name stars overacting in bizarre scenarios. After only an hour, the movie feels too long. Then, after all the crass, vulgar humor, there's almost a religious battle Call of the Wild — University Theatre, 7:30 p.m. at Crafton-Preyer Theatre, Murphy Hall. Saturday between good and evil as Nicky (now a good person) fights his evil brothers for control of the souls of the people on earth. This feels totally out of place. **Winter Formal 2000:** Asian Nights, 7:30 p.m. cultural show; 9 p.m. formal dance; at the Holiday Inn Regency, 15, couple, $10, sin p.m. at the Lied Center, $5, students, $7, public. ing. KU Collegium Musium Vocal, 7:30 p.m. at St. John's Church, 1299 Vermont St. Free. Sunday: Reese Witerspoon provides one of the film's few bright spots as a bubbly angel who giggles with her girlfriends and watches Nicky from heaven. But Patricia Arquette is seriously miscast as an awkward design student, and her meek character gets lost in the sea of over-the-top performances. gle. Tickets at SUA box office or at the door. * Mulatto Composers of Minas Gerais featured* * U Collateral Musium Vocal, 7:30 p.m.* The most baffling cameo comes from Quentin Tarantino, who appears several times as a ranting blind preacher. St. John's Church, 1234 University Avenue, 7:30 Call of the Wild — University Theatre, 7:30 p.m. at Crafton-Preyer Theatre, Murphy Hall, Sunday The talking bulldog alone would probably draw throngs of people to the multiplexes. But a talking buldog engaging in naughty activities in an Adam Sandler movie about the devil should mean big box-office dollars, despite what any evil critics may say. Works by Villa-Lobos, Beethoven, Hendel and others. Flint Hills Trio, 2 p.m. at Central Court in Spencer Museum of Art. Free. Accentus --- chamber music, 3:30 p.m. at the Lied Center. - "Organ Music of Johann Sebastian Bach" — organ recital, 4:30 p.m. at Bales Organ Recital Hall. Concert Choir and University Singers, 7:30 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church, 2415 La Lecon, 4 p.m. at Swarthout Recital Hall, Murphy Hall. Personnales 115 On Campus 120 Announcements 125 Travel 130 Entertainment 140 Lost and Found Monday: Kansan Classified 200s Employment 205 Help Wanted 225 Professional Services 235 Typing Services 105 Personals 110 Business KU jazz combos I to IV, 7:30 p.m. at Sawyer-Boreal Hall II Clinton Parkway. Free. Kansas Woodwinds, 7:30 p.m. at First Presbyterian Church. Free. 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