Section B·Page 6 The University Daily Kansan Friday, November 3, 2000 Helen, Sweetheart of the Internet Robert Redford's golfing fairy tale, The Legend of Bagger Vance, is classy, dignified, eminently big-hearted. It's also simple-minded to the point of banality. Bagger Vance pretty but boring The Associated Press Even so, it's hard to resist falling in step with the onscreen onlookers who crowd the links to follow a washed-up golfer as he tries to exorcise his demons and reclaim the promise his life once held. Matt Damon stars as Rannulph Junuh, the coulda-been pro golfer who dutifully goes off to the trenches in World War I. Traumatized after his entire company is killed, Rannulph vanishes for 10 years, leaving behind his golf career and fiancee Adele Invergordon (Charlize Theron). Jack Lemmon delivers an engaging cameo as the elderly Hardy and provides genteel voice-overs that nudge the story along. The story unfolds through the eyes of young Hardy Greaves (newcomer J. Michael Moncrief), a boy who signs on as Rannulph's deputy caddy and whose life becomes indelibly imprinted by the hopefulness Bagger preaches. So begins Rannulph's resurrection under the tutelage of a mysterious caddy named Bagger Vance (Will Smith), who appears out of the night to spout Zen pat-phrases intended to put the zing back in Rannulph's swing — and his life. *Bagger Vance*, on the other hand, is goodness and mercy incarnate. It's tempting to characterize *Bagger Vance* as a throwback to a simpler era of moviemaking, but Hollywood has rarely been this simple, this benign. Conveniently, he returns home just as Adele is looking for ways to hang on to the lavish golf resort her father opened as the Depression hit. Adele convinces two top golfers (Bruce McGill and Joel Gretsch) to compete at her place, but the city fathers insist that a local boy must join the big golf exhibition. No villains, just a man and his own phantoms, surrounded by a decent lot of folks — friends, strangers, even competitors — cheering him on. Director Redford's characters and Depression-era Southern settings are so richly and lovingly crafted that they largely compensate for the movie's New Age motivational babble and the shallow artifice of its story. It's a metaphor we'd all like to live. Crossword ACROSS 1 Beseech 4 Blank 7 Influences Lennon's love 15 been had! Pause in conversation United Siblys 20 Stephen Foster song, "Oh! " 22 Invites Small crown Put and forget? 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