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THE KANSAN The official paper of the University of Kansas.
Published every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday of the school year, by the Kansas University Publishing Association.
Office in Basement of Fraser Hall.
Phone, Bell, K U 25.
H. C. WATERS, Editor.
Claud A. Clay, Managing Editor.
Clinton Kanaga, Business Manager.
Ralph Harman. *St.* Bus, Mgr.
Ralph G. Cole, Circulation Manager.
Members of the Board:
May V. Wallace, Judith Connelly
Ralph Spotts, Fred M. Lyon
Joseph Murray Henry F. Draper
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Address all communications to Clinton Kaniga, 1029 Kentucky Street.
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Entered as second class mail matter September 30, 1904, at the Lawrence, Kansas, Postoffice under the act of Congress, March 3, 1879.
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 3, 1908.
SLOWLY, SLOWLY OUR REASON RETURNS.
We have been mad, raving, insanely mad for almost three months. And we have not been the only ones who have apparently lost their reason. From the poems, songs and yellts that have been received in the Kansan office lately we venture the opinion that there are others beside us who have needed a padded cell. But didn't we have a good excuse for losing our reason? Sanity and a winning football team were never made to go together. We had a perfect right to sing songs with words like unto the ramblings of a microcephalous individual and music that harmonized about as the stage thunder behind the scenes. If we met upon the side lines and let out yells that would make a Comanche Indian blush, whoso business was it but our own? It was all right to stir up pandemonium in chapel once a day, to have a night shirt parade once a night and to burn up a pile of boxes whenever a report of victory came over the wires. But we have played the part well. The student body and a good many others, who have passed the student stage, should be congratulated on the perfection with which they have essayed the difficult role of madmen.
But now we can catch a glimpse of returning sanity. Last night for a few hours we felt a relapse, but this morning are decidedly better. We are all going to start to school again, brush the dust from long unused books and study—yes study, very, very hard. We are not going to be lunatics any more until next year. From now on we are going to be real human boys and girls and study our lessons, oh so hard, for verily we have wasted much precious time in riotous and mad living. We are a little ashamed of our conduct but, honest, we didn't know just what we were doing. We began to study today and the way we are going to work will make father and
mother real proud of their sons and daughters at K. U.
An anti-homesick society has been organized among the Freshman co-eds at Minnesota, and they recently gave a banquet. It may be suggested that if they want to be really effective in their aim to cure homesickness they had better admit men to the club.
K. U. Men at Big Banquet.
Herbert S. Hadley, '92, governor-elect of Missouri, will be the principal speaker at the annual banquet of the Kansas Day club which will be held January 29, at Topeka. The University will be represented by O.C. Hull, a senior in the college. Mr.Hull's home town is Potwin in Butler county, and he has his place on the program as a representative of the Eighth Congressional District.
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Jerome Beatty was over from Kansas City to attend the football banquet Wednesday evening.
Hiawatha after the dance.
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They are the greatest values ever offered by a clothing store at theseprices and the styles are strictly exclusive found here only. Ask to see the new wide lapel, storm collar overcoat. It's a treat!
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Our entire line of POSTERS to go at a reduced price this week only.
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LAWS TO SCRIMMAGE.
Party in Honor of the Gridiron Heroes.
The Law "Scrimimage" given annually by the members of the Law School in honor of the football men, will be held during the last week before the holidays. At a meeting Wednesday the following committees were appointed, each class of the school being entitled to one person on each committee:
Program: Ridley Pearson, Irwin Snattinger, John Powers; Finance: Robert Worline, Rey Baum, Moe Friedman.
Arrangement: Tom Gowenlock, Charles Gilmore, Fred Lyons.
The committees will meet Friday to set the final date. which will probably be Dec. 16 in F. A. A. Hall.
IN OHER COLLEGES.
A senior medic at Michigan was expelled from school for kissing a nurse at the hospital where he was an assistant.
The Alabama legislature made an appropriation of $500,-000 to the State University.
Yale will celebrate this month the 150th anniversary of the birth of Noah Webster whose dictionary was written at Yale.
The annual banquet for the Cornhusker football team was given in Lincoln last night.
Football is of ancient origin. Reference is made to it by Shakespeare in his "Comedy of Errors," Act. 2, Science 1, line 83;
"Am I so round with you as you with me,
That like a football you do spurn me thus?
You spurn me hence and he will
spurn me hither;
If I last in this service you must case me in leather."
The University of Illinois football players will receive their "I" at a "Christmas tree" celebration to be held soon.
Over $20,000 worth of tickets were sold for the California-Leland Stanford game last Saturday.
Herbert S. Bailey, '02, of the Bureau of Chemistry, United States Department of Agriculture at Washington visited the first of the week with his parents Prof. and Mrs. E.H.S. Bailey and University friends.
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Individued profits $20,000
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