The University Daily Kansan Thursday, October 5, 2009 rsday, October 5, 2000 movies Section B • Page 4 Meet the Parents? No thanks Film from director of Austin Powers falls short with hilarity Ben Stiller and Teri Palo star in Meet the Parents, a comedy about the trouble Greg Focker (Stilller) goes through when meeting his girlfriend's parents. Contributed photo. Review By Clare McLellan Kansan movie critic The guy who made Austin Powers directed Meet the Parents, so it has to be funny right? Original at least? Well, apparently not. The movie, from director Jay Roach, has its moments. But essentially it fell flat in its comic attempts, relying on quite a bit of farce with worn-out jokes tossed in. What's missing here is the writing team behind Austin Powers and its equally entertaining sequel. It seems the director only can do so much. The basic plot idea is not a terribly fresh theme — guy meets girl, falls in love, has to meet her parents who, of course, are highly protective of their precious little girl for whom no one is good enough. Then guy gets freaked out when faced with overzealous dad, does crazy things to try to impress him, and winds up even further behind in the rat race than before and an even bigger rat in the eyes of the father. In this case, however, the father goes slightly beyond the average bizarre parent. He taught the family cat to use the toilet, owns a lie detector machine to torment his daughter's boyfriend and has cameras lurking in every seemingly harmless household decoration (part of a new babysitter protection scheme). So there's potential for some funny stuff inherent in these antics. And you can't argue with such high-caliber actors as Robert DeNiro playing Meet the Parents Acting ●●●○○ Cinematography ●●○○○ Writing ●●○○○ Jack Byrnes (the dad) and Ben Stiller as Greg Focker (the boyfriend). Blythe Danner does a perfect job as Dina Byrnes (the mom) and relative newcomer Teri Polo plays Pam (the girlfriend). They all turn in fine performances — for what they had to work with. There were just too many times in this movie where you could hear pauses for laughter, but it just wasn't that great of a joke. Take Stiller's name — Focker, OK, Ha Ha. Change one "o" to a "u" and we have a cuss word. For most of us whose sense of humor has matured since fifth grade, this bit has been retired. The writers of this film opted to run it into the ground. The cat using the toilet was amusing. as was DeNiro's "anti-dog" speech and his refusal to accept anything about Greg. The end of the film offers the most laughs, with scenes allowing Stiller to showcase his gift for frustrated comedy. Stiller shines when placed under pressure and is allowed to rant. Although DeNiro does a decent job with this role, one might wonder why he was chosen. DeNiro isn't historically a comedian, while he can handle almost any part, he seems a bit out of his element in this film. He walks the line between being a tough guy and being a goober, and the resulting character is not distinct enough. Its few moments of true humor aside, Meet the Parents doesn't come close to the hilarity director Roach proved capable of in Austin Powers. It had the potential, but it just fell short in the execution. Throw those writers a bone here because they just didn't get it. — Edited by Shawn Hutchinson Almost Famous. Writer/Director Cameron Crowe brings the 1970s music scene to life with his semi-autobiographical story of a teen journalist who goes on the road with a rock band. 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