Section A • Page 8 The University Daily Kansan Tuesday, September 19, 2000 HOROSCOPES Aries (March 21-April 19) You like perfection. You love to be in front of the pack, and being perfect is a way to make that happen. Unfortunately, you mischange an old habit. Unfortunately, you might have to change an old habit. Fortunately, you can. Taurus (April 20-May 20) The money's still flowing in, but it won't last if you're not careful. You can blow a little on goodies, but don't get carried away. A trip could investment. ried away. A trip could be a good investment. Gemini (May 21-June 21) You and a roommate should have reached a consensus by now. If you're ready to cooperate, you can make great things happen. If not, you'll just waste time. Today is Don't let a co- worker's comment hurt your feelings. To try to stash more money away. A payroll deduction into savings could Cancer (June 22-July 22) into savings could be perfect. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) — Today is a 7. Don't feel bad if a friend and your mate gang up on you. They'll be trying to teach you something important. Learning this lesson now will go respect. this lesson now will gain you their respect. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) You might feel stressed, but don't give up. You often get creative under these conditions. A calculated risk could help you advance. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Today is a 7. Good news will cause a change in plans. Talk with a loved one before you leave so you're sure to meet up later. Check with each other now and during the trip. Give yourself lots of time. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Others may think the coast is clear, but don't take unnecessary risks. Throw a rope around a friend who's headed for a fall. Don't get too near the edge yourself. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) **TODAY is a B.** An argument could lead to a valuable lesson. Watch what you say. A person who starts as an enemy will become a friend. Be or Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) as an friend will become a friend. Be open to new ideas. — Today is a b. You're stuck in a rut again. Make the best of it. The more efficient you are, the more you'll accomplish. That could lead to a raise, so rake dough while you can. more time for fun later. lead to a raise, so rake in the dough while you can. There'll be more time for fun later. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Your only limitation is financial, and even that isn't going to stop you. You'll have to wait to go on vacation, but you can plan now. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Today is Getting your point across won't be easy, but try again. Talk about your problems, but don't blame your partner. Only you can change your attitude. Note: Horoscopes have no basis in scientific fact and should be read for entertainment purposes only. Helen, Sweetheart of the Internet Bon Jovi to tell his story on VH1 The Associated Press LOS ANGELES — After nearly two decades of rock 'n' roll, Jon Bon Jovi has many stories to tell — about his six hit singles, seven records, five world tours and an Oscar nomination for best song. But one of the most memorable is the story of Bon Jovi's performance on the MTV Video Music Awards in 1987, when he and guitarist Richie Sambora took to the stage to perform an acoustic version of their hard-rocking hit "Livin' on a Praver." MTV credits the performance for giving birth to "Unplugged," the music channel's critically acclaimed show featuring the world's top acts in acoustic settings with small audiences. It's one of the stories that Bon Jovi plans to tell when the band kicks off the third season of VH1's "Storytellers" at 9 p.m. Friday. The show will be taped Friday afternoon at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City. The inception of "Storytellers" marked the music channel's move from contemporary music video fare to a blend of rock, pop and hip-hop programs for an aging MTV audience. "Storytellers" remains the flagship of VH1 programming and gives musicians a setting to tell the story behind a particular song and then perform the song before an audience of several hundred. "It was the first new breed of VH1 shows, and I think it's when we started to come on the idea of the stories behind the music, which, in turn, has become our mantra," said series Executive Producer Bill Flanagan. With an ongoing world tour and "Crush," Bon Jovi's first new album in four years, the "Storytellers" audience can expect a blend of old and new material - with a bit of nostalgia thrown in. The show has drawn more than 60 performers, ranging from Billy Joel to Elton John to Wyclef Jean. Crossword "I hope they get a sense of who we are as individuals and what got us over the peaks and the valleys," he said. "In a weird way, I think our success was based on one simple fact: We were a garage band you could have been in. So, hopefully they'll feel like a part of that again." ACROSS 1 Raced 5 Reads quickly 1 U building 1 Walk the floor 1 Vinegar vessel 1 Cleveland's lake 1 Rue aebroses 1 Maris or Bannister 1 Do work 2 Temporary expedient 2 Acts theatrically 4 Gullible dupe 5 Wood distillate 6 Memoranda 3 Commotion 1 Enveloping glow 3 Spring unexpectedly 3 Not well 4 Cursor starter? 7 Watch-face cover 8 Door sound 9 Double curve 4 Public disorder participant 4 Drops 4 Embedded 4 Fake 4 Abalone eater 4 Massachusetts cape 4 Takes place subsequently 6 Kin of a windlass 5 Mr. Arnaz 5 Saintly circles 5 Operatic sole 5 Belligerig god 5 Do not view 6 Reestrain 1 Winning margin; maybe 2 Rose and Fountain 3 Florida islands DOWN* 1 Minert 2 Acr 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 | | | | 15 | | | | | 16 | | | 17 | | | | 18 | | | | | 19 | | | 20 | | | | 21 | | | | 22 | 23 | | | |---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---| | | | | 24 | | | 25 | 26 | | | | | 27 | 28 | 29 | | | 30 | | | | | | | 31 | | | | 32 | | | | | | 33 | 34 35| 36 | | | 37 | | | | | | | 38 | | 39 | | | 40 | | | | | | 41 | | | | | | 42 | 43 | | | | | 44 | | | | 45 | 46 | | | | | | 47 | | | | 48 | | | | | | | 49 | | | 50 | 51 52| 53 | | | | 54 | 55 | 56 | | 57 | | | 58 | | | 59 | | | | 60 | | | | 61 | | | 62 | | | | 63 | | | | © 2000 Tribune Media Services, Inc All rights reserved DOWN 1 Mineral springs 2 Agreement 3 Identical response 4 Mid-ocean 5 Fragment 1 Eighth mo. 2 Born in Paris 3 Public conveyance 4 Remove from office 11 Given to eloquent speech 12 Metal bolt 13 Former attorney general Edwin 14 Argon or neon 15 Motorist's ledging 16 Groom 17 Talked wildly 17 Scruff 18 "Yours, Mine and " 19 unlawfully 20 Prairie wolf 21 Small press site 22 Ships' diaries 23 Suffer defeat 24 Packing case Solutions to Monday's crossword 41 Comic strip soldier 43 Actress Fletcher 44 Dandy 45 Family car 46 January in Juarez 47 Select actors 49 Central part 50 Verifiable 51 Breeze 52 Wear 55 Hall to Caesar 56 Permit EVERYTHING BUT ICE BEDS • DESKS CHEST OF DRAWERS • BOOK CASES unclaimed freight & damaged merchandise 936 Mass. 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