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The University Daily Kansan Thursday, September 7, 2000
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Wayans brothers take on MTV awards
NEW YORK — Shawn Waynes pauses while writing "in-your-face" comedy sketches for the MTV Video Music Awards to say he isn't worried about something going wrong during a sketch.
The Associated Press
"My nightmare is that none of our sketches get put on." Wavans said.
"He was doing standup comedy in college," Wayans said. "We always wanted to make him laugh. He was a tough guy to make laugh, but he used to laugh at a lot of our stuff, which encouraged us to keep working at it. When I got to high school, I started doing standup myself. Marlon went to a performing arts high school for acting."
When Wayans, 29, and Marlon, 18 months younger, were growing up in New York, they wrote comedy sketches and performed them for older brother Keenen when he came home from school.
we can them the producers', Wayans said. When they do comedy routines, Marlon is the crazy one, while Shawn plays the straight man.
Wayans and his brother Marlon — siblings of comedian-director Keenen Ivory Wayans — will co-host the awards, to be broadcast live from Radio City Music Hall tonight at 7.
Keenen was the first member of the Wayans family to head for Hollywood, gaining bit parts in TV shows. Shawn and Marlon joined him in Los Angeles, where they appeared with brother Damon and sister Kim in Keenen's sketch show In Living Color. The five other Wayans siblings and their parents aren't in show business.
"When MTV asks you for its biggest show, it has got to be an honor," he said.
They've never hosted an awards show. But that shouldn't be a problem. In an interview, Wayans said he and Marlon were excited.
"You can't have two people going 100 miles an hour or people will turn you off," Wayans explained. "I tone it down a little. When I'm by myself, I go 100 miles an hour. When I'm with him, I let him be the nut."
When asked if Marlon is funnier, Wayans replies diplomatically, "I'm more witty. He is more physical."
Crossword
1 Fireman's carry?
2 Clearly detailed
3 ___ can I say?
4 Milky gem
5 Eagle's eight
6 Hawkeye State
7 Dividing line
8 Can you help?
9 Time period
10 Time of note
11 Sub shop
12 Capricious
13 Kenesaw Mountain
14 Time period
15 Smidgen
16 Element No. 77
17 Wave top
18 Aromatic salve
19 Norwegian capital
20 Sentry's call
21 Graceland man
22 Tartan-wearing gear
23 State firmy
24 Represent
25 Secretarial talent, in brief
26 Cookbook contents
28 Marchetti or Cappelletti
29 Simpson and Maverick
30 Double-check text
31 Laps follower?
32 Shadow
33 Data
34 More than enough
35 Interpreter
36 Cheer's Sonny
37 Join together
38 Ladder step
39 Prognosticator
40 Delhi garments
41 Fencing foil
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14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33
34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55
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1 Monopoly
purchase
2 La Scala
production
3 Transparent wrap
4 Slipery
5 Most rational
6 Make well
9/7/00
7 Clerineist Shaw
    de Janeiro
9 Acts
10 Shamanistic
    healer
11 Angler's need
Mil. Iruant
12 Eagles hit, "__它 Easy"
18 Nincoopum
Pierre's here
Automotive part with a cap
27 Pier column
Most competent
Milk on Weight
Bater, Mongolia
Glandular fever,
    for short
34 Scorch
Speak wildly
Power current:
abbr.
Ex of 7D
Honorable
retirement title
45 1980 Nobel Prize
Solutions to Wednesday's crossword
winner
47 Chum
49 Garden blooms
51 Step
53 Enjoy avidly
54 By oneself
55 Funeral piece
56 Sci classes
57 Succulent herb
58 Distinct region
60 One opposed
61 Cellular letters
65 "You My
Sunshine"
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