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The University Daily Kansas Thursday, August 24, 2009
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Chalupa picks best Web sites
Wondering the web
The Kansan recently ran a story about a purportedly bloody chalupa. The story spread through the Internet, bringing a lot of traffic to kansan.com. It also reconfirmed the site's status as the online leader in chalupa news — a position it first won with coverage of my biggest fan. Dion Rayford.
As a chalupa, I'm curious about the sort of Web sites interested in news about my south-of-the-border flavor.
These evaluations come from the bottom of my seasoned ground beef.
http://www.obscurestore.com
http://www.obsscrew.com
There aren't many pictures on
this site but a whole lot of links to generally weird stuff. All of it is taken from real newspapers from around the country, so it's all clean, safe and for the most part, real. Plus, there are links to numerous gossip columns, Associated Press news wires, and you can buy assorted weird and obscure magazines.
http://www.dontblow.com
Unlike the previous site, this site is not clean, safe or for the most part, real. This site is nasty and quite proud of the fact. It makes an honest, God-and-digestion-fearing chalupa ashamed to be related to such a site. Although that's not to say I contain blood as the chalupa in question may or may not have been. No sir, I'm full of sour cream, lettuce and tomato goodness. In any case, this is not a family site.
http://www.fark.com
This is my personal favorite from the list. It's not as well organized as it could be, but each of its links is categorized. It draws stories from CNN, Fox and other capable news locations. It also introduced me to satire sites other than The Onion — Satyr and Satire Wire. Of all of the bloodychalupa-linking sites out there today, this is the yardstick by which to measure the rest.
Thanks for reading, and remember, for all your news on warm, pillow flatbread stuffed with the highest-quality fixings, check out kansan.com.
For the full story, visit www.kansan.com.
Crossword
ACROSSs
1 Total
2 Not pro
3 Weakling
4 Hotelier Helmtsley
5 Parakeet staple
6 Field of study
7 Genealogical chart
8 Medicinal quantity
9 Enthusiastic
10 Sculptor's tool
11 Recovered from
12 Glements
13 Mawks
14 Calamitous
15 Distance runner
16 Gets wind of
17 Hall-of-Famer
Mel
18 Army mascot
19 Stand of trees
19 To a great distance
20 Doctors' org.
21 Braxton and Morrison
22 Doughboy's weapon
23 Dragged forcibly
24 Orchestra contests
24 Shockingly frightful
25 Reduces
26 Save from a pickle
26 Solmonic
29 Palliate
20 Arthoral ape
30 Tied
37 Vocal inflection
38 Strives
39 Requirement
40 Notices
41 Two under par
DOWN
1 TV alien of the 1980s
2 Nars
3 DI_Maggio of the Red Sox
4 Cycle or verse starter?
5 Idle chatter
6 Up and about
7 Dweeb
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All rights reserved.
8 Driving area
9 Interjection of surprise
10 Elk
11 Whiskey-laced java
12 Brawl
13 Coffin covers
14 Fashion designer St. Laurent
15 Swine
16 Beta follower
17 Intense hatred
18 Southern state office
19 S-shaped molding
20 Crude
21 Luwewarm
22 Bee product
23 Beoer claw
24 Lock of hair
25 Stockpieces
26 Abets
27 Ballerina's garment
28 Optimistic
8/31/00
Solutions to Wednesday's crossword
42 Scale
34 Breathing: abbr
44 Putting surface
46 Ross
48 Juices
49 Beaujolais or
Bordeaux
51 Gardener's implement
52 Charlton
53 Sharpe, org.
53 Sharpe,射
54 Snigger's catch
55 Wind dir.
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