Sk At $ from dress and best choo sixtu Ir Bc $1 Lev Man 1 Pine, few of G. instrue recei tin, a der for dipet Barbe pacte cuber come he ha constu The ventere Profe used his ba apal that a drawn placec The id by made instru it is t For A end ents speci THE KANSAN The official paper of the University of Kansas. Entered as second class mail matter September 30, 1904, at the Lawrence, Kansas, Postoffice under the act of Congress, March 3, 1879. Office in Basement of Fraser Hall, Phone, Bell, K U 25. Published every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday of the school year, by the Kansas University Publishing Association. H. C. WATERS, Editor. Paul Harvey, Managing Editor. Clinton Kanaga, Business Manager. Ralph Harman, Ass't. bus, Mgr. Ralph G. Cole, Circulation Manager Members of the Board: Ralph Spotts, Fred M. Lyon Joseph Murray Henry F. Draper O. E. Markham O. R. Baum Earl M. Fischer C. P. Fisk. Subscription price, $1.50 per year, in advance; one term, 75c; time subscription, $1.75 per year. Address all communications to Clinton Kanaga, 1029 Kentucky Street. Ralph G. Cole has exclusive charge of the circulation of the Kansan, and all complaints concerning non-delivery etc., to be effective must be made to him, at the check stand. TUESDAY, JANURARY 5, 1909 The University Missourian has a long story in a recent issue devoted to the discussion of the statement of Guglielmo Ferrero, the Italian historian who is now at Columbia, in which he is reported to have stated that the romance of Antony and Cleopatra was not a romance at all, but a mere sordid marriage where gold was bartered for position and position for gold. The professors and instructors in history at the University of Missouri all agree in this view; although most of them lament the fact "that another lemon has been plucked in the garden of science." Of course we hate to see all the pretty stories of the scented barge that bore the Egyptian queen down the Nile, of the fake fishing trip old Mark enjoyed, of the way the gentle lover of the Roman murdered her brother while he slept discredited, but we refuse to lose any sleep over Cleo and Mark. And why should we when we realize that Anna Gould and her Boni have been having as much trouble as the Roman general and his foreign wife ever had, and besides they are not two thousand years dead. This is one of the many things the Daily Nebraskan wishes the students there to ponder well: "At the Nebraska-Kansas football game in Lawrence in 1907 there were 900 more people in attendance than at the Nebraska-Kansas game in Lincoln this year. Lawrence is a town of 10,000 and Lincoln a city of nearly 60,000 inhabitants. The University of Nebraska has about eight hundred more students than Kansas. In the failure of the "all-star" party to be pulled off according to schedule, the really and truly social lights of the University lost the chance of a life-time to have their pre-eminence established beyond cavil. But, since the promoters saw fit to abandon the project at the eleventh hour the goats will doubtless continue to mill around on the We are now comfortably located in our new building where we invite all of our old friends and many new ones. Our policy has been to treat everyone alike, and give all a Square Deal. If we have succeeded tell your friends; if we have failed please tell us, for we are always glad to correct any mistakes. Hereafter the Store will be known as "The College Book Store." Thanking you for your liberal patronage, and wishing one and all a Prosperous and Happy New Year. To Our Patrons: Sincerely, D. L. AND ROET. J. ROWLANDS. social heights with the sheep and there is no one who can say them nay. And now Washburn wants to be admitted into the Missouri Valley conference. It might be alright to admit Washburn but Baker, Fairmount and Sumner county high school need not think they too are eligible for membership in the conference. Friends Has'em Tall and Short. Sidney Hotchkiss who will enter Friends University at Wichita this spring,will have the unique honor of being the tallest college student ever enrolled in the state. He is six feet nine and three-quarter inches tall and weighs 225 pounds. Hotchkiss is 19 years old. With him as a classmate, will be Edgar Carver, an Englishman 19 years old. He is five feet tall and weighs 98 pounds. Many Tigers Try Out. Seventy-one men took part in the preliminary debates held at the University of Missouri before the holidays. Of this number 16 were chosen to form a debating squad. Later in the year, another tryout will be held to choose the teams from this squad, that will debate in the three interstate contests. At the meeting of the music department of the State Teacher's association, held in Topeka, last week, Dean Skilton was elected chairman of that department for the coming year. Dean Skilton Talked and Played. --- Mr. Skilton spoke upon the subject of "American Music". He illustrated his talk with selections from many American composers. Lost.—Sunday, a small purse, between Santa Fe depot and Kentucky street. Finder please leave same at K. U. postoffice. Schulz Tailor J. W. O'BRYAN DENTIST Jackson Block Bell Phone 507 Home Phone 111 H. L. CHAMBERS, M.S., M.D. 814 MASS. STREET University Physician Office hours, 1 to 3 p. m. and by appointment Phones: Residence—Bell 910, Home 309; Office, Bell 909. Get your Photo on a Postal finished in 10 minutes,3 for 25 cents AT THE POSTAL GALLERY 800 Mass. St. W. A. STANDLEY, Mgr MOAK BROS. & SHARPE Eldridge House Barn Livery, Hack and Boarding Both Phones 148. Lawrence, Kansis Pay Less--- Dress Better. 944 $ _{2}^{1} $ Mass. St. CLIFTON T. 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