Section B · Page 12 The University Daily Kansan Thursday, August 24, 2000 Snipes movie shows exciting, fast-paced ride The Associated Press Did you know that the United Nations maintains a covert operation that alms to manipulate politics in certain countries? Or that the United Nations can negotiate a trade agreement with China and the rest of the world? No? Well, these and other whoppers can be learned in another slam-bang Wesley Snipes adventure called The Art of War. Snipes plays Neil Shaw, an American whose undercover work for the United Nations is so super-secret that he lacks an identity. We find him first in China, where a tycoon is throwing a millennium celebration in a hotel that rivals anything in Las Vegas. Snipe is there to learn more about the tycoon's plans to disrupt a historic trade compact between China and the world. The scene shifts to New York where Snipes reports to his supervisor, an ambitious FBI officer in charge of U.N. security, Anne Archer. When the Chinese ambassador to the United Nations is assassinated as he speaks at a formal luncheon, the movie moves into high gear. Snipe goes on the lam, pursued by an overzealous FBI agent (Maury Chaykin), the N.Y.P.D. and assorted Chinese snipes. Snipes' only ally is a lovely U.N. translator, Marle Matiko. Needless to say, the plot is more byzantine than a Mission: Impossible movie. Events and characters never turn out the way you expect. Gun battles, explosions, car chases, running races ad infinitum. Also a lot of breaking glass. All of this punctuated by thunderous music and sometimes thunder itself. The dialogue is replete with lines such as, "There is no free lunch; you have to pay the piper," and before an execution. "Whatever goes around, comes around." Snipes is getting to be an old hand at these conspiracy/adventure yarns. He outdoes himself this time, leaping from tall buildings without a net (he does use a parachute on one occasion). The Warner Bros. release, which lists four production and financing companies before the title, was produced by Nicolas Clermont. It is rated R for nudity, language and excessive violence and has a running time of 117 minutes. Crossword ACROSS 1 Tramps 2 Bangkok resident 3 Good at dodging questions 4 Muse of poetry 5 Rigorous 6 To shelter 7 Former Indian leader 8 Variable resistors 20 Bewildered 21 Band together 22 Scott hero 23 Masquerade costumes 28 Classified 29 Jazz style 30 Aluminum company 31 "Presumed innocent" writer 32 Flipper 35 Live on 38 Rotator 38 Silver or Elv 39 Scoundrel 39 Shermans and panzers 41 __ Park, CO 43 Dangles 44 Strive toward an end 45 As a group 48 Most pretentious 49 New Zealand Polynesian 50 Loaf 51 Setting apart 54 Yikes 54 Narrative 59 Language of Pakistan 60 Started the fire again 61 Bowl over 62 Bengal and Biscay, e.g. 63 Viscous DOWN 1 Biddy 2 Smeltery pile 3 __ humbug 4 Greek-italian trail 5 Location of © 2000 Tribune Media Services, Inc. All rights reserved. 8/24/00 Vietnam 6 Strikes to strikeout 7 Chuckle 8 "We__the World" 9 Wedding vow 10 Herb for felines 11 French actor Delon 12 Arrive at 13 Affirmative responses 19 Japanese sportsmen 21 Tennis 23 Storm or Newton 24 Caspian feeder 25 Bowlshaped 26 Bruce and Laura 27 Hautboy 28 Sleeping berths 31 Slight trace 32 Musician Shaw 33 Active ones 34 Beginning 37 Kitchen utensils Solutions 42 Der __ (German news magazine) 43 Davidson 44 Nice crafts 45 Twangy 46 Smackers 48 Novelist Wilson 50 Raggeddy bill 52 Vat 53 Novelist Levin 56 Muhammad ___ 56 Poorly it 57 Pigpen Look for Helen cartoons in this space everyday. No Purchase Necessary. The Variety Books "Break Away" Sweepstakes begins on August 10, 2000 and ends on October 3, 2000. To enter by mail send your name, address, City, State and Zip to: The Variety Books "Break Away" Sweepstakes, PO Box 612, Wynnewood, PA 19096-0612. Sweepstakes entries must be postmarked by October 3, 2000 and received by October 10, 2000. One entry per envelope. For a complete set of rules, send a self-addressed stamped envelope to RealTIME Media, PC Box 603, Wynnewood, PA 19096-0603. Vermont residents need not include postage. Void where prohibited.