The University Daily Kansas Thursday, August 24, 2000 Books Section B • Page 9 Book answers few questions 'Witch' revisited By Clay McCuistion Kansan features editor Blair Witch: The Secret Confession of Rustin Parr D. A. Stern (Pocket Books 151 pages, paperback Blair Witch: The Secret Confession of Rustin Parr is a far better book than it has any right to be. Novels related to hit movies are generally tepid retreads of cinematic experiences, but D.A. Stern crafts a compelling read. How much one enjoys the book is probably connected to how much one enjoyed the horror movie, though. This is certainly not a literary experience, and if you're not interested in books detailing the background of movie plots, this novel holds little worth. The story relates Stern's attempts to discover the real story behind hermit Rustin Parr's supposed murder of seven children in Burkittsville, Md., in the 1940s. Parr's pre-execution confession was given to priest Dominic Cazale, whom Stern befriends while conducting research about the supernatural, especially Burkittsville's fabled Blair Witch. Cazale nearly dies in a fire that kills his wife, and the story just gets better from there. Stern receives a packet in the mail from Cazale (sent before the fire) containing a journal detailing, among other things, the evil forces permeating the town. Cazale's journal comprises a hefty part of the book, and because it is supposedly written by a man going slowly insane, one never entirely figures out what's going on. The author obviously wants to replicate the experience of the movie by never quite revealing whether supernatural forces of evil exist. Unfortunately, while this low-key approach works wonders in the first part of the book, as one approaches the end it becomes clear that Stern has no intention of actually resolving much. Like the movie, one is left with more questions about the book than one has answers. — Edited by Shawn Hutchinson Top Fives "Survior," CBS, 17.9; tie: "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" (Sunday), ABC, and "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" (Tuesday), ABC, both 4.5. "Who Wants to Be a TELEVISION both 14.5; Who wants to be a **Bigmonale** (Thursday), ABC, 13.7; "Billion Brother" (Wednesday), CBS, 10.8; "60 Minutes," CBS, 9.9; "The Practice," ABC, 9.2; "Everybody Loves Raymond," CBS, 8.6; "Dateline NBC" (Monday), NBC, 8.0; "Dateline NBC" (Tuesday), NBC, 7.8. 2. "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire- Sunday." ARC. (file) 2. "Wants to Be a Millionaire Tuesday." ABC, (tie) 3. "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Thursday." **ABC** (From Nielsen Media Research) 4. "Big Brother," CBS. 5. "60 Minutes," CBS. FILMS 1. "The Cell." New Line. 2. "The Original Kings of Comedy." Paramount. 3. "Space Cowboys," Warner Bros. 4. The Replacements, Warner Bros. 5. "What Lies Beneath, DreamWorks." (From Exhibitor Relations Co.) MUSIC SINGLES 1. "Doesn't Really Matter," Janet. Def Soul. 2. "Incomplete," Sisqo. Dragon/Def Soul. Soul. 2 "Best" Matchbox 20 Love (Gold) 3. "Bent," Matchbox 20, Lava (Gold) 4. "Jumpin, Jumpin," Destiny's Child, Columbia 5. "I Wanna Know." Ioe. live. (From Billboard magazine) ALBUMS 1. "Country Grammar," Nelly, Fo' Reel. (Platinum) 2. "Oops!... I Did It Again," Britney Spears, Live (Platinum) 3. "Now That's what I Call Music 4," Various Artists, Virgin/Capital/Sony 4. "The Marshall Mathers LP," Eminem. Web/Aftermath. (Platinum) 5. "No Strings Attached," 'N Sync. Jive. (Platinum) (From Billboard magazine) 842-1212 KANSAN SPECIAL PICK-NP ONLY 1601 W 23rd Lunch • Dinner • Late Night 1-Pizza 1-Topping 1-32 oz. Drink ONLY $3.50 "NO LIMIT." ADDITIONAL TOPPINGS, ADDITIONAL CHARGE. CALL AHEAD OR STOP IN MUST HAVE COUPON FOR SPECIAL. NOT VALID WITH OTHER OFFERS EXPIRES SEPTEMBER 30, 2000 3201 Mesa Way Lawrence, Kansas 66049 Lawrence Athletic Club North All New Equipment - All New Facilities Can use this membership Seven Days A Week. Lawrence Athletic Club North 3102 Mesa Wav 785-842-4966 alk to our sales representatives for more information some restrictions apply VER INVOICE COST! ALL GRADE "AA" EGGS DOWN PACK FROM THE BARRY FRESH BANED FRENCH BREAD FORCE FOR $ 1.00 ALMOND A YEAR CELLULAR PHONES & CELLULAR ONE CARDS NO AVAILABLE! NO-PHONE CARDS 2.96 PER MINUTE. See Video Department for Details Checkers LOW FOOD PRICES 23RD & LOUISIANA, LAWRENCE