Section B·Page 6 Thursday. August 24, 2000 Sick of High Prices? Get cured with Dr. Mike! Buy used text books at The University Book Shop... ...and save 25% off the new price! Plus, save, money with our BACK-TO-SCHOOL Specials in our supply department! University Book Shop 1116 w. 23rd (Across from Dillon's) • Lawrence www.kubooks.com • 785-749-5206 Plot suffocates in hollow Cell By Brian Bartelt Special to the Kansan Jennifer Lopez plays a therapist who enters the mind of her patient in The Cell. The movie opened Friday, Contributed photo The Cell is interesting to watch, but it certainly doesn't add anything to the serial-killer movie genre. Vince Vaughn (Swingers) plays FBI agent Peter Novak, hunting mentally deranged murderer Carl Stargher (Vincent D'Onofroi of Full Metal Jacket). Novak tracks Carl down but finds him in a coma. Unfortunately, Carl's latest victim still is missing and has limited time before his automated death machine kills her. In desperation, the FBI turns to Catharine Deane (actress/pop diva Jennifer Lopez), a therapist working with new technology that allows her to enter the mind of comatose patients. As you might imagine, the mind of a serial killer is less than inviting. It's also moderately gory, very strange and exceptionally vivid. Director Tarsem Singh (REM's "Losing My Religion" video) has an engaging visual style that translates well into The Cell, his first foray into feature film. It's truly remarkable to see. Unfortunately, the stunning visuals have a meager plot to sustain them. Combine that with a few implausible jumps in the storyline and an abundance of acceptable yet cliched plot elements, and you end up with a mediocre plot. The acting — sometimes bad, sometimes fine — doesn't do much to support or hinder the story. Lopez, dripping with lip gloss, does a respectable job. Vaughn is flaky early on but settles into the role by the film's end. As it is, The Cell is like a full-size model of a Ferrari sitting in your driveway — it's awfully pretty, but it doesn't go anywhere. — Edited by Chris Borniger Now Playing (continued from 58) Gladiator — Russell Crowe stars as Maximus, a general who is stripped of his rank when Modusmodus (Joaquin Phoenix) takes over the Roman Empire in 180 A.D. At Plaza 6. Godzilla 2000 — Godzilla is back, and this time he's trying to smash and destroy all of Japan's nuclear reactors and power plants. At Southwind 12. Hollow Man — At a top-secret military lab, a group of brilliant young scientists have just unlocked the secret of invisibility. The team's leader (Kevin Bacon) ignores the risks and decides to test the procedure on himself, only to discover his fellow scientists are unable to reverse the effect. At Southwind 12. Jesus' Son — Reviewed in this issue. At Liberty Hall through today. Nutty Professor II: The Klumpe — this sequel to the remake of the original 1963 film features Eddie Murphy repressing his multiple roles as Dr. Sherman Klump and Buddy Love. At Southwind 12. The Perfect Storm — Based on a true story. The six members of the Andrea Gail, a fishing boat, head out to sea for their last trip of the season. Unbelievable to them, a shockingly brutal storm is slowly gaining steam. At Plaza 6. The Replacements — When football players strike, which leaves team owners contemplating the prospect of empty fields (and equally empty stadiums), the Washington Sentinels scramble for a solution. At Southwind 12. Scary Movie — Keenan ivory Wayans this spoof of slasher films, which targets the movies Halloween, Friday the 13th, Scream, I Know What You Did Last Summer, The Blair Witch Project and The Sixth Sense. At Plaza 6. Space Cowboys — A 60-year-old astronaut (Clint Eastwood) is sent on a mission to repair a broken satellite that threatens to cause a disaster on earth if it fails from outer space. The Patriot — Mel Gibson stars in this action-packed historical drama. Gibbon portrays a man forced to join the American Revolution when the British threaten to take his farm. At Pliva 6... Space Cowboys — A 60yearold astronaut (Clint Eastwood) is sent on a mission to repair a broken satellite that threatens to cause a disaster on earth if it falls from outer space. At Southwind 12. what Lies Beneath — Harrison Ford and Michelle Pieffer portray a quiet couple living in the hills of Vermont who begin seeing visions of a woman haunting their house. The husband (Ford) confesses that it is the ghost of a young girl with whom he had an affair and who may have been murdered. At Southwind 12. X-Men — Marvel's classic comic book comes to life in this big screen adaptation. By pulling together a group of superhuman mutants, Professor X (Patrick Stewart) hopes to prove to the world that these genetically enhanced beings are not the dangerous, evil villains humanity claims them to be. Opens tomorrow at PlaZA 6. ock — Edited by Shawn Hutchinson Need health info fast? Too embarrassed to ask? Tap into Zap! zaphealth.com when you can't ask mom... (We like to rhyme)