Tuesday. Nov. 26, 1985 The University Daily KANSAN CLASSIFIED ADS Call 864-4358 q CLASSIFIED RATES Words 1-Day 2-3 Days 4-5 Days 2 Weeks 0-15 2.60 3.75 5.25 8.25 10-20 2.90 4.25 6.00 9.30 21-25 3.20 4.75 6.75 10.35 For every 5 words add: 30¢ 50¢ 75¢ 1.05 AD DEADLINES Munday Thursday 4 p.m. Tuesday Friday 4 p.m. Wednesday Monday 4 p.m. Thursday Friday 4 p.m. Friday Wednesday 4 p.m. Classified Display $4.40 per column inch Classified Display advertisements can be only one column wide and no more than six inches deep. Mitrium depth is one inch. No revenues allowed in classified displays. No overheads in classified display ads. Found items can be advertised FREE of charge for a period not exceeding three days. These ads can be placed in person or by calling the Kansas business office at 864-4358. POLICIES Classified Ads - Above rates based on contacive day insertions only. - Tear sheets are not provided for classified or classified display advertisements. - Words in boi lori a Mælchion d'es wifi * Deadline is 4 p. m. - 2 working days prior to - Words set in ALL CAPS count as 2 words * Words set in BOLD FACE count as 3 words * Deadline is 4 p.m. - 2 working days prior to - advertising* * Blind box ads—please add a $4 service charge.* - Classified display ads do not count towards monthly annual rate discount until credit has been established * Tearsheets are not provided for classified or Samples of all mail order items must be submitted by the date of advertisement. - Blind office adjs - place ads and receive change* * Checks must accompany all classified adjs marked ANNOUNCEMENTS BE READY FOR FINALS! The Preparing for Exams Study Skills Workshop, Topics covered: time management, memory, reviewing, test-taking strategies, anxiety, and more. Free Wednesday, December 4, 7 p.m., 300 Strong Assistance Center, 121 Broadway Hall, 844-404-6. to The University Daily Kananu · All advertisers will be required to pay in advance Do you have talent? Prove it! *Audition for In-Bet- nets Acts for Rock Chalk Revue*. De. 2 & 3. - correct insertion of any advertisement - No refunds on cancellation of pre-paid classified Heard through the GRAPEVINE. Pach, wanna function?" Respond he. Cereus will be waiting. Rent '19' Color TV C V 828.8 m month. Smitty's TV C 84.7 wrld. B242.851. Mon.-Sat. 8:00-9:00 Sun. SKI STEAMBAOT. Condo-nor Mt. Wiener. Fully equipped, sleep 6. Available week of December 15-22, and January 19-26, $50 per week. 1-232-9361 (Topeka). Rent-VCMP with 2 movies, overnight **9.96** Smilv's TV Club **147 W 147** bd 842/3513 Mon - Sat, Saturday ROCK CHALK BAR Open During Thanksgiving Break Live music Fri. & Sat. night 12th & Indiana ENTERTAINMENT Dance to live fiddle tune! Jaayhawer Oldtime Bardmusic Company. Make your next participation in our program. 119 Stauffer-Flint Hall 864-4358 FOR RENT AWARD--WINNING- 2. BR. Energy Efficient TOWNHOUSE. All appl. Air. Cond. W/ dookup, 5 minute walk to campus. Sublease -- Call 749-3289 or 841-0079 Apartment to sublease at University Terrace Apartments, 1607 West 9th. One bedroom furnished, 3rd floor $225 plus utilities Lease through $250. Price could be price beigatable 842-383-1433. 842-383-1433. Apt to sublease at Red Rows, 4006 Alamora, Two bars plus inside. Cable TV paid. Lease with 15 months. Astreative 2 BR apartment in remodeled house, sublease for January 1, Lowry units, bay window, ceiling fan, new carpeting, private parking, close to campus and downtown, 749-3543. Available Jan. 1-3 or 4 bedroom apartment, 1 bedroom newly remodeled 375 plus month blues 144-85-67 enjoy the fireplace this winter and the pool this summer. Now available all of Lawrence's nicest 2 bedroom apartments. Communities. Excellent location on WESTPORT BETLINE,叫414-834 or 84-680 for more info. Are you tired of living in a dorm? Come and live at BERKELEY FLATS. Vacancies available now and at semester Plan ahead, lease now for next year. 843-2116. Efficiency apartments and rooms for men next to campus. Utilities paid 842-418-105. Demand for Naimish Hall has never been higher. You will be invited to this spring. Limited spaces available for next semester. Drop by for a tour today and see our new look 'for yourself.' Naimish Hall 1000 MUST SUBLEASE. Gatehouse Apartments, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, good location. Available end of semester, lease through May; ask for Sarah 749-3841 HEATHERWOOD VALLEY $200 OFF December rent. One & two bedrooms available on the same level of apartments have GG, KG, DW, DW, FF reffing on all on-hase route. BK 483-4754 for details. Must subset 2 N tpr A. Extremely close to campus Spaacious living and kitchen area. Comfortable Furnished, with central heating. NAISMITH HALL: Spring semester opening for male. Security. Call 749-700. Immediate call: 749-700. Call 749-700. If you can't buy it...bargain. Don't do without the things you really want simply of today, because of their high prices. Bargain in classified. Many of the same items available in stores are listed at lower prices in classified. Sometimes you can even find them for free. Many many items in classified are sold by private parties. Don't do without -do it with classified. Kansas Classifieds 119 Stauffer-Flint Hall 864-4358 Furnished rooms from $100 with some utilities paid. Two btw from Kansas Union . No pets allowed. Expert location one bedroom studio basement partition equipped kitchens for appliances at 1801 254th Street arge one bedroom, gas heat, gas/water paid, SS1, or B4-1291. Nice southwest location. New 2 bedroom duplex. Spacious living room with sliding glass door to patio. Eat - in kitchen w/dw, disposal range, refrigerator, laundry room, wall to wall carpet, central air. Available immediate, lease to July 31, 1986. 1 month deposit, $45 per month 1900 E. limited spaces will be available at Naismith Hall next semester. Waiting lists are forming now so don't delay! For more information or come by, visit www.naismith.com. Naismith Hall, 1806 Naismith Street, 843-8596 vo-non-smoking roommate for spring and fall semesters at Meadowbrook $10/mo/ 2 utilities. 482-7925 Now offering 1, 2, & 3 bedroom apt's, townhouses, and duplexes for spring & summer semester occupancy. If your looking for a new nest, call us now! We have a wide variety of rooms. Pretty, creamed trimmed 3 BR apartment. All appliances. A/C, W/D bookup, garage, one block from bus. Sublease, option to take next lease. ROOMS FOR MVC STUDENTS, AVAILABLE NOW. Pursuit, Share Kitchen, bath. Walk to campu. 149 & Kentucky, $110, $115, $215 plus 1/9 gas, 841, 210/841, 5318. Room for rent, condo living ask for Kevin or Maurice at 811-6471 Room in home for young University woman, nice location now, spring semester and on. Need transportation call 843-0388 before 9 a.m. or evenings. Rooms. No lease, furnished, all utilities paid, cable color TV, phone, maid service, laundry facilities, kitchen privileges, on KU bus route. EconLodge, 843-6511 Rooms for rent on the hill 1/10 mile from Union. 895 and $12. Call 841-6495. SUBLEASE. 2 bedroom Apl. On Bus Route and Village Square. Apg. 450 Pm Utilities. Village Square Apg. 450 Pm Utilities. SUBLEASE. 2 bd, lbd kikihvchm rp, mllen storage, $350/mi uths. 10th indian OR: Female roommate non-smoker, 1/3 costs, 81-3601, 749-005, or 749-181. SUBLEASE One-bedroom AP on BUS ROUTE. 233 Ridge Ct., Apt. 825, Apk $250, um. Included. Available Jan. 1, 1866, to August. Call Hitses. 844-308 7653, 842-781 7814. eveningals. SUNFLOWER HOUSE. Spring openings, reserve 30-student private rooms, close to campus and library. Spacious two bedroom furnished townhouse for rent close to campus. Includes garage, 1/3 bath, balcony and new carpeting. Very economical and available as early as Dec. 1. Call Sublease 3 bedroom furnished apartment, Tangweed Anglo, aches to campus. Call office. 914-265-2800 or visit www.tangweedanglo.com. Sublease through May. Village Square Apts. 2 bedroom, Large kitchen and living room. Nice and quiet. On Bus route, $225/month. 749-2376 or office. 842-3940. Sublease, Available Dec int 2 Bedroom Apt. Fireplace, 10 tables and 2 free cabinets, cable tv, 1 flat screen TV Trailer for sublease. 1 BR, close to KU. $175/month, low utilities. Call nights, 842-7367. Wanted Male-mounte to sublease 1 bdr. of 2. bdr. apt. 150 and pt. untl. 843-3315 Evenings Submit 2 bedroom apartment until May. Option to renew. Discount rate 1/2 security deposit paid, payable by May 27. MASTERCRAFT offers a completely furnished two bedroom apartment available immediately! We also have subsules on 1, 2 and 3 bedroom apartments for January! All neal KU, Call us at (918) 550-6747. Comic Books. Playboys, Penalties, etc. Max 10 Comics. Comic Books. Sat. & Sun. Max 10 5-8pm For Sale: 14 X 70 Mobile Home, why throw your money away or rent, when you can have equity when you graduate? 2 dbaims. I bath home to you. 6 roommates or young family: 181-356-2922. Sublease one-bedroom apt. behind Peminja $52mm price with Available Bed. 15 Cal Kaustner, 30 Bed. Apt. A+ on 8th Floor. FOR SALE NewApartment-Room for 4: Spacious 2 bedrooms, Microwave; Fireplace Garage; 11/2 baths; Ideal Location, Campus and residential; Available January 1, Call now 749-2835. 79 Chevette 2-door hatch back, good for getting around town. Interior well work. Well. Miss. Well. Western Civilization Notes. Now on Sale! Makes sense to use them. 1) As study guide. 2) For class presentation. 3) For analysis of Western Civilization' available now at Town Creek. The Jayhawk Bookstore, and online. Baseball cards and sports nostalgia. Buy, Sell and Trade. J.D.'s BASEBALL card. Open 10-M-S. M QUALITY used carpet, twice cleaned and professionally sanded. Big Bubby, 841-BOBS. GVERNMENT HOMES FROM (1 $U/ repair). Also delinquent tax property. Call 1-877-607-6889 For Sale: Folding Drafting table, white metal frame, good condition. $75.81 - 266 evenings. for sale. MONICA cassette deck TC-FX2x0 on the line. Brand new only $20, value of $30 THUMPSTER TWO BRASS BUNNY'S D NEGOTIABLE NEGOTIABLE D 845-3686 Same good coin AUTO SALES SILVER REED TYPEWRITER. Two extra dairy shapes. Compatible with C540 1289 two student season basketball tickets, Best offer! call 811-4741 129 Mercury Capri, 2,000 miles, A/C/ Starting 8:59, Call 8411 2447 after 7 p.m. 99% Chevrolet Impala Wagon, runs well, $500 or less. 728.312.323 with 5.0 m Lost Billboard With ID's, Award, Please Call 842-9097 LOST/FOUND Found A white & gold spoted cat. Found near 9th & Emery Rd. Call 841-6907. Found Trials. Twn. 11th calendar in Western Washington and identify location and type of calculation: 86214 Lose-belly male dog, white on nose and chest, Wearing blue collar: Call 842-0777. HELP WANTED Do you enjoy cleaning? You may qualify to be a part of our hard-working team. Call BUCKINGHAM PALACE Housecleaning between 8 a.m.-9 p.m. noon. @4284.6284 BabySitter needed in my home for all home basketball games. Top pay for support, non-traditional accommodations. GOD SUMMER JOBS near East Park, Colorado, as a camp counselor, cook, nurse, typist, photographer, barn wrench, trans driver, or assistant unit director. Applicants must be at or near U.S. Air Force Academy in Cheyenne. CHELEY COLORADO CAMPS, Dept. C, Box 8525, Denver, Colorado 80206, 9337-737-616. Large Lawrence law firm taking applications for word processors to work 2-4 hours during evening. Must be non-smoker. Please send resume, reference, typing speed & performance to PO Independence Inc. is seeking individuals to work as a co-op or part-time attendants to persons with a disability. To apply call or come by Independence Inc. at 417-6201 henkel E.O.E. Macro Programming! We're looking for someone to do some 1/73 Macro programming for custom graphics. We will be describing what you describe it as an easy job for a good programmer. Price varies by location. KUNIC, KUMC, 898-507-7 Needed, Babysitter to come to my home from 3:30 p.m. to 1 a.m. M-F. Two children age 2 and 3. Must have references and own transportation. Call between 9 and 3. 842-5527 OVERSEAS JOBS Summer, yr round, Europe, S.A. Amerer, Ausa, Alla faces, $900-2000 mo. mightseeing, Free info, Write LJC, PO Box 52-KS1 Corom Del Mar, CA 92825 Part-time cocktail waitresses needed Fridays, Fri, and Sat. Apply inquiries to Mary K. St. 7-10 Mon-Fri. at McDonald's McDonalds. Part-time position uses for morning and noon-time care givers on a regular and a two-month substitute basis beginning the Amar. Ann. Applicant Toddle Day Center, Bristol Teach. AA 104 (Mawrothown) University Daily Kansan RESEARCH ASSISTANT Full time research assistant position in analytical chemistry. Requires strong background in general chemistry and good laboratory skills. Duties include the analysis of bioactive substances and the preparation of technical reports. A bachelor's degree in physical or biological sciences is helpful but not required. Research experience is needed to interact together with curriculum vitae to: Dr. Obore Wong, Oread Laboratories, Inc., 2965 Constant Avenue, Lawrence, KS 6006. Application deadline is 12/2/8. Orde Applied Affirmative Action/Equal Opportunity Employment Student Assistance needs to work as security monitors at the Spencer Museum of Art. Work study preferred, contact Keith Barnharrn 864-4710. Teacher's Aide position in Room Toddler. Starting Dec. 9th Hours are 1:50 p.m. weekday. Teachers need to have Learning Content 31 Maines by Dec. 1 Female Aide. A.M. 7:30-12:00; P.M. 10-12, weekends also. 749-0288. Word Processing Typatas. Academic Computing Word Services has two half-hour student hourly postings for a variety of tasks in 1983, $15.35/hour. Entering and editing text using a word processor; data entry. Training programs at KU; application at KU; accurate typing skills. Fill out applications rt reception area of Computer Center. MISCELLANEOUS Animal Act! Condemn! that people can be performed in front of over 7,000 people in the world. Happy Early Birthday MISTY and STACILE! Have a Great Thanksgiving Break — Jackie! Is there a more perfect gift than a fine portrait? SWELLS Studio, 740-1631. A to她 named Teri; Together through the hard times, appreciating all the good times. My love for you is bigger than the sky. Hpy 1 yr. Love, your knight in shimmering armor. PERSONAL Hey Henry! Happy 21st! Love, Peggy To that Cale Blonde, Brunette or Red Head with Meet me at the Rock Glau HA and Lakeview. COMPRESIVE HEALTH ASSOCIATES: early and advanced outpatient abortion, quality medical care, confidential assured. Greater area'c call for appointment 913-546-1400. BUS.PERSONAL Modeling and theater portfolio--shooting now- Beginner in professionals, call for information. Amyx Barberchief, 942 1/2 Mass welcomes all season guests. Saturdays: 8:30 a.m., 10:30 a.m. Hours: 8-10, Saul - 8-10. Good Mondays. Saturday: 8:30 a.m., 10:30 a.m. Broke? Not enough money for college? You could be missing out on thousands of dollars in financial aid. Find out how to get your fair share. For your copy of "A Comprehensive Guide to Financial Aid" (McGraw-Hill International 10552 Metcalf Suite 396, Overland Pk 16621) MENU HOT LINE 864-4567 The Union's recording Need custom imprinted aweshairts, *t-shirts*, glasses, hats, plastic cups, etc. for an up-coming event! J & M Favors offers the best quality and prices available on imprinted specialties plus speedy and reliable delivery. You design it or it be designed. 2201 W. Brown (Behind Gobber) 811-4949) 811-4949 of the day's entrees & soups New from California: Freeway Singles Club, a new and unique way for KU singles to meet. Free brochure: 316-284-7342, PG Box 3825, Wichita. Weekdays: Monday & Kansan KU Impresss takes needed. FLOAT CONNECTION . 14th E. 8th St. 749-071) Mastercard and Via. manual passport, portfolio, resume, naturalization panels, diploma, certificate of course, fairs, Sensible Studio. 99-163-1480. Rent.* 19.0% C.T. V. $28.90 a month. Smitty's TV 147 W.RT. 845-671-5751, Mon.-Sat. 9:30-10:00, Sun.-1 SOVIET UNISTUDENT TOUR* Dec. 27 Jan. 12 $1, 471 $4,04. Tour includes: Airfare out of K.C. Hotel Accommodations, fully escorted tour; meals and much more. Maipuzcat (316) 343-2800 18" Rent' 10°C T. W. $23.90 a month, Curtis Mathews, 14th W. W. 23rd W. 371-891; Memr. 9-30 Maryann, 25th W. W. 371-891 We get your computer's head on straight. Com- miprint AltaOptome Computer Services. K2 sportswear Keep Warm with wet top coat, lits, and glove the ETC. Shop 212 Mascus 845-861-0911 EUC Store 123 West 71st Street 845-861-0911 Sewing and Alterations-all kinds, including sweaters. By professional fashion designer Krystyna. 843-5977 or 841-5363. Keep trying! Thousands of B & A R Albums= $2 or less. Also collector items. Sat & Sim only. 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Innsbury, Manchester. Buy, Sell, or Trade all music styles. Warm awnet shirts, long sleeve T's. Custom orioned shirtl. 780-1611. 1023 Mass. 749-7471 We rent downhill skis 4 days $30, 8 days $50 New head skis, new boots and shoes $10.00 deposit required. Sunflower Surplun, 904 Mains. 843-5000. Camera repair on one at Hour Time Southern. CORPORATE COACH Call 841-LIMO for AIRPORT TRANSPORTATION. 24 HOURS a DAY 7 DAYS a WEEK MATH TUTOR - Bob Mears holds an A, in math in K u. where U02, 102, 116, and 123 were among the courses he taught. He began tutoring pre-graduate students at U04, 80, 90, 91, 95, 98, and 40 minute session - Call 843-9032. GREENS PARTY SUPPLY 808 W.23rd Weekly Beer Special Nov. 27-Dec 3 SINGLELY.. Results Effective. Join hundreds of preoccupied quality adults looking for sincere companionship, 1/2 price for women under 40 (have you got a man for you). For info call 856-397-8312 or visit www.ncwklawrence.com Lawrence is an offspring of New Beginnings Video in Kansas City. Holidays are coming to give yourself the best gift ever. Not an Export Services card. Visit www.ncwklawrence.com (with RUB) get a FREE membership. Wiedemann 12 pk 3.52 Michelob 6pk 2.87 Michelob Light 6pk 2.87 Black Label 12 pk 3.52 Lowenbrau 6pk 2.97 SERVICES OFFERED Prompt contraceptive and abortion services in Lawrence. 841-5716. STADIUM BARBER SHOP. 1033 Massachusetts, downstairs. All haircuts. No appointment. 1-1-1. TROID WORK PROCESSING. Experienced in acquiring, Reliable, Rush jobs acceptance. BETHRIGHT - Free Pregnancy Testing, Confidential Counseling. 843-4821. **THEME & THEISIS OUTLINED - enhanced with** **library RE-SEARCH organized through WORD** **PROCESSING, editing, revising. Victor** **Clark: 842-8240** Absolutely LETTER PERFECT Word processing package. 448 SCRATCHING BASKETS by service department 843-6518 843-6518. Accurate, affordable transfer through holiday by Medical School secretary. Call NACRY 843-6518 on rande of Typing; GOOD IMPRESSIONS Faint, suspicious/spunctuation errors corrected TYPING 1-1,000 pages. No job too small or too large. Attachable and affordable tuition. Jolly. 829-7945. 1-2-3 Dependable, accurate, professional, WOHD 1-2-3 Dependable, accurate, professional, papers, papers, etc., data WOHD 841 6770 841 6770 AlphaOmega Computer Services - Word Processing/Typing, Corrections, Proofreading, Graphics, Wordstar Document upgrading. Free estimates 749-1118 Attention. Meadowbrook Residents - excellent tactly nearby. AFA format experience. Call Pa. Phone. 1-Pin Typing, law papers, resumes, dissertations 2-Pin Typing, law papers, resumes with memoirs 3-843 or 7457 or 8379, 6 p. in min. 1 14-24-hour Typing. All day, all night. Resumes, dissertations paper, close to campus. Best prices available in Chicago. Dissertations, Thesee, Term Papers. Over 15 yrs. experience. Phone 842-2310; 5:30; Bark. www.library.dassel.edu A3 professional typing. Term papers, Theses. Dissertation Resumes, etc. using IBM Selectric Software. DEPENDABLE, professional, experienced. JEANETTE SHAFFER - Typing Service TRANSCRIPTION also; standard cassette tape. 843-8077 A-L. SMITH TYPING/Dissertations, theses, term names. Bases 843-1657 after 5:30. PROPESSIONAL typet with 15 years experience. Fast, accurate, and reliable. Call Peggy after 5 minutes. AAA TYPING/943-1942. Class papers, correspondence, legal briefs. Law review articles typed by KC legal secretary. Generally, if in by 6 out, by 10 p.m. same day. A-Z Wordprocessing/Typing Service produces quality renewals, papers, dissertations, etc. Reasonable rates with quick service. File storage available. 843-1800. DISTRISKATIONS / THESES/ LAW PAPERS/ Typeing, Editing and GAMEING. One-DAY Service available on shorter student papers (up to 30 papers) or Mommy's Monthly: 845-3787 before 9 p.m. Please QUALITY TYPING Letters, themes, dissertations, remines, applications. Spelling corrected TYPING PLUS assistance with composition, edgar, grammar, spelling, research, theses, dissertations, papers, letters, applications. Resumes HAVE M.S. Degree. 841-6254. EXPERIENCED TYPET. Tern paper, theses. For correct spelling will correct spelling. Phone 843-6295, Mrs. Wright. TOP-NOTCH professional word processing, manuscript, resumes, theses, letter qualifying print- ers. THE WORKDOCTORS - Why pay for typing when you can have wordprocessing? 943-3147 WANTED CARPOLT 04 Ottawa to Lawrence Monday thru Friday. Schedule on week schedule Call Debbie 804-391 (Bailley Hall) Female Roommate to share large two bedroom apartment spring semester. Close to Campus Call c innate to two bedroom apartment for spring semester. Close to campus 749-5472. Non-Smoking. Male Roommate for two-bedroom apartment. Move-In January. $150/month. 1/2 utilities. Close to campus. 842-1436. After six. Ask for John. Non-smoking female roommate to share three bedroom duplex units. Mendowbrook $10/mo. Room rate: 847-797-6333 O. T. student desperately needs female roommates to share 3 bedroom apartment in KG for spring semester. Broommate needed for spring semester. Nice 4 broomhouse Townhouse $125.00 per month. Call 866-793-6500. SHARE HOUSE, b 2orm 2 bath, deck, fireplace, dwarf/diver, dishwasher, diaper. Near Westridge and Junkyards Jym. Call 749-6856 (wk), 1941-(904).bm. Responsible and fun-loving female to share space with students in full view and, spacious. On bus route 841-8012. Space available for female at Naslima Hall starting spring semester. Call 749-2904. moies needed to share fantastic house, $135 and $29 each. Go to campan, near burlington, 463-382-389. KeepIFY! Wanted-Bonafide Student talent for Rock Chalk RevUE IBA's Auditions. Dec 2 & 3. Wanted: 1 or 2 female roommates. Now or second semester. Beautiful 2 bedding Eddington Apt. FP, Cab (SIO), DW, on business. $137.418/$107. p/1 ushelf? B43219 or 84327 or 84136. Keep Wanted: Non-smoking female roomate for Spring to share 2 bcp. acgt student preferred, $135/mo, and utilities, semi-furnished, on bus route. 843-3845 Wanted: Serious, responsible male roommate to share apartment for spring学期. Two blocks from Kansas Union, $90 of rent plus 1/3 of utilities. Call 749-8938 from a.m. 11 a.m. or 10 p.m. Address: ___ Dates to run: ___ to ___ Phone BLOOM COUNTY | | 1 Day | 2-3 Days | 4-5 Days | 10 Days or 2 Weeks | | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | | *1-15 words* | $2.80 | $3.75 | $5.25 | $8.25 | | For every 15 words added | $30* | $50* | $75* | $1.05 | Mail or deliver to: 119 Stauffer-Flint Hall Classified Display 1 col. x 1 inch = $4 40 THE FAR SIDE Bv GARY LARSON CANNE. I'M PERFECT MARRIAGE MATERIAL. EAT MOST ANYTHINGS COOK. I WOOT RING. MY BEER BUILDS OVER THE DAYS YOU WAX THE "The big fellah's gonna be A-OK, Mrs. Dickerson. Now, a square knot would've been bad news, but this just appears to be a 'granny.'" SO PLEASE, WANT IS IT ATTOCK ME WHAT ANY PERSONALIZE WOMEN IN THIS POST-FEMINIST AMERICA WOULDN'T CRYNE? WELL? by Berke Breathed AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, I WILL BE SENSITIVE TO YOUR NEED FOR PERSONAL GROWTH. 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