. Page 8 University Daily Kansan, September 9, 1980 Jayhawks want "Duck Soup" The KU football team, highly touted and lightly seasoned, began cooking up a recipe this week it hopes to stir into a soup called 'soup' in Saturday's season opener. The Jawayhs, riding on a theme of the Marx Brothers classic movie, "Duck Soup," for their opener against the Oregon Ducks, got their first taste of the various formations Oregon uses in yesterday's practice. "They're a good team," said KU head coach Don Fambridge. "They made only two penalties Saturday and that tells us they're a well-coached team." Oregon, beaten by 15th-ranked Stanford Saturday, managed 421 yards with a third-string quarterback. The offense was highlighted by tailback Reggie Brown, who rushed for 128 yards off the I-formation. "They do a lot more options and a lot of sprint-outs," Fambrigha said. "Defensively, they use a six-man front, but you don't see much of that around here." While the Oregon offense is the star on the field, the Ducks are finding a need for a special kind of defense off the field. Ridled by a rash of criminal charges, the latest being the arrest of tailback Dwight Robertson on charges of sodomy and coercion in an incident where he was playing football, the Ducks are also one of five Pac-10 teams eligible for post-season play. "The problem hasn't torn them apart." Farnambach said in summing up the damage. "They have a feeling that everybody is picking on them." For the 'Hawks, senior Steve Smith will probably start at quarterback, with the tailback slot still open. it is doubtful they'll get to the Kerrin Bell will get the starting nod. Perhaps the biggest question mark on the team, the kicking game, has been answered. Freshman Bruce Kallmeyer will handle kicking duties while Bucky Scriner fills the punting vacancy left by Mike Hubach. Defensively, the "Hawks, which gave up an average of 32 points a game last year, will be counting on youth. "I have been pleased with all of our young players." Fambrough said. "In the future I can see a defense out there. The defense is getting better, our defense was hitting hard last week." One returning defensive starter, however, will be missing Saturday in Oregon and Ninebacker Scellars Young, who played last season, is out with a sprained ankle. This coupon entitles you to a free dry blow with haircut, now through September 30. We honor coupons from other Lawrence salons. Offering superior hair care and products. Where a haircut is only $8.00. Shampoo free with all services. Call or come by. 14th and Massachusetts M. George Brett RICK'S BIKE SHOP raleigh bikes AHAIME, Calif.—Carney Lansford had three hits, including a double and a home run and drove in three runs last season. Angels past the Kansas City Royals 7-4. Angels drop Royals 7-4; Brett returns this week The loss snapped a four-game winning streak by the Royals, who played without George Brett for the second straight game. ph.841-6642 Brett, who had his injured right hand x-rayed yesterday in California, was given permission to take batting practice before the game and could return to the lineup this week, club officials said. By United Press International Brett was hitting .398 and needs 55 more at-bats in Kansas City's remaining 24 games to qualify for the league batting championship. The injury is similar to tendinitis and will be treated as such. team officials BUY OR SELL SILVER, GOLD & COINS Class Rings Antiques-Furniture Boyds Coin & Antiques 841-4488 It is up to Brett, trainer Mickey Cobb and Kansas City manager Jim Frees as when Brett will return to the lineup. Without Brett, the Royals had 11 hits to the Angels 12 last night. The Angels belled four home runs and three homeruns at the ballpark during Larry Gura, 18-6, and Marty Pattin. Gura surrendered a two-run homer to Dan Ford in the first inning, but Amos Otis came back in the second with a home run to cut the lead to 2-1. Lanford's home run gave the Angels a 3-1 lead in the third and Brian Downing added a solo shot to build the lead to 4-1. said, with ice, whirlpool and ultrasound therapy. A single by U.L. Washington, who went three-for-three, and a double by Willie Wilson in the fifth set up Frank White's two-run单队. Willie Aiken's followed with a double to tie the score off Martinez. But then Ase came in and silenced the Royal's bats the rest of the way. The loss, coupled with a Texas victory over Oakland, kept the Royal's magic number at eight. Any number of Kansas City victories or Texas losses totaling eight will clinch the American League West title for the Royals. 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