THE KANSAN The official paper of the University of Kansas. EDITORIAL STAFF: EDITORIAL STAFF: JOSEPH W. MURRAY - Editor-in-Chief EARL FISCHER - - - Managing Editor BUSINESS STAFF; BUSINESS STAFF: HOMER BERGER - - Business Manager CLARK WALLACE - - Asst. Bus. Manager HEENRY F. DRAPER - - - Treasurer J. E. MILLER - - - Circulation Mgr MEMBERS OF BOARD. LOUIS LA COSS CARL CANNON WILLIAM E. HAMNER Entered as second-class mail matter September 30, 1904, at the Lawrence, Kansas, Postoffice under the act of Congress, March 3, 1879. Published every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday of the school year, by the Kansas University Publishing Association. Address all business communications to Homer Berger Business Manager, 1406 Tennessee street, Lawrence, Kan.; al other communications to Joseph W. Murray, 1129 Louisiana street, Lawrence, Kansas. Subscription price, $1.50 per year, in advance; one term, 75c; time subscriptions, $1.75 per year. TUESDAY, APRIL 26, 1910. Office in Basement of Fraser Hall. Phone, Bell. K U 23. COMING EVENTS April 28, German Play. April 29. Junior Prom. April 30, K. C. A. C. Track Meet. April 30, Missouri-Kansas debate May 5, Student Council Election. May 7, High School Meet. May 13, Sophomore Prom. May 13, Girl's Gala Day. May 14, Nebraska Track Meet May 21, Missouri Track Meet May 19-20, Senior Play. May 28, Missouri Valley Meet. The laying of the corner-stone of Westminster Hall again calls attention to the admirable way in which two of the religious denominations in Kansas have solved the problem of providing stricly religious education for their young people. Instead of taking up the burden of maintaining colleges provided with a complete curriculum, which on account of financial handicaps could never be better than second or third rate, they have established houses for religious instruction in Lawrence, where students may also make use of all the advantages afforded by the University of Kansas. The plan works to the benefit of everybody concerned More students make use of the facilities provided by the state in the University than otherwise would and the church people who are taxpayers, are saved the waste of keeping up two educational institutions where one does the work just as efficiently. The Daily Nebraskan recently published an honor roll of those professors and instructors who dismiss their classes promptly at the close of the recitation hour. That might be a good plan at the University of Kansas. The first few minutes of many class periods are disturbed by students trooping in from previous classes which held overtime. Then, too as long as it is known that there are instructors in the University who keep classes later than they should, the University fussers will steal a few minutes for conversation with their fair ones and charge the time up to one of the professors aforesaid if an explanation is asked for. While the regulation of room ing houses in which University students—and particularly women students—make their homes during the school year, probably never will be enthusiastically approved by all landlords and landladies, it is nevertheless an important matter. The amount of regulation must increase rather than lessen for some time to come. This is one of the matters in Which the Women's Student Government association has interested itself, to the betterment of University conditions. Women students should take a keen interest in the approaching election of officers of the Women's Student Government association, for the coming year. The women's association has done much creditable work in the year of its existence, probably the most creditable being the establishment of a scholarship, which will help some girl through school. The election is important. The work so well begun should be left in competent hands. Mr. Challis's remark in his chapel talk Friday morning that "archery beats rolling cigarettes as a form of exercise," will have but little weight with those students who might ponder it to best advantage. It will be a long time probably before it will be fashionable to wear fingers that are abraded by the bow-string rather than delicately tinted with nicotine. By winning the inter-class meet, the freshman athletes have set a high standard for the class to live up to. Members of the class who are engaged in other activities will doubtless try to reach the high degree of excellence which the athletes have shown. It is said that the method by which the schools in the Missouri Valley Conference will avoid viin which the new rule prohibiting the hiring of short-term coaches really is not a joke, though some people cannot repress their smiles when they think of it. "It's all right to pardon the poets," says Walt Mason, "but if the officers ever succeed in getting a slogan-maker into the penentiary no elemeney should be shown." Agreed, if that includes the man who invented the "Beat Kansas" slogan. Received Yesterday by Department of Zoology. SNAKES AND LIZARDS. The department of zoology received a collection of frogs, snakes, and lizards yesterday from Professor W. A. Hurter, curator of St. Louis Academy of Science. Seventy-five species were contained in the collection. Thirty of them are new additions for the department. One of the most valuable snakes is called "Negraserpentis." It is black in color and about twelve feet in length. The collection is on exhibit in the zoological storcroom, and in room 206 Snow hall. The Switching of Tails. Lawrence Gazette. The promoters of Halley's comen insist that their prodigy has a tail fifteen million miles long. Men who in their youth were wont to milk the cows in fly-time, are the only ones who can have a realization of what it would mean to us to have Halley's pet switch that tail around the earth. UNIVERSITY NOTICES Miss Kate Hart will give a graduating organ recital in Fraasr hall this evening. Ernest Weibel will speak on "Induction Generators" before the Electrical Engineering society in Blake hall, tomorrow even in. The Mechanical Engineers society will meet at 1301 Ohio street, Thursday evening. Miss Helen Janes will give a song recital in Fraser hall tomorrow evening. Ambassador James Bryce wil deliver a public lecture in Robin son Gymnasium Thursday evening and will speak in chapel Friday morning. The Junior Prom will be held in Robinson gymnasium Friday evening. Baseball, Kansas vs. Missouri on MeCook Field, Friday and Saturday afternoons. The Kansas-Missouri debate will be held in the chapel Saturday evening. Some time ago, The Kansan, it mentioning the persons who are doing various parts of the work of presenting "Alice in Wonderland" neglected to name Miss Alberta Corbin as one of the workers. Members of the Women's Student Government association have asked that the oversight be remedied, as Miss Corbin is one of the chief workers on the Gala Day program. Paul Faragher has been awarded a scholarship in the Boston Institute of Technology and will study chemistry in that school next fall. You to come to us for anything you may want for the We Want Junior Prom Head to Foot Outfitters IS A GREAT MAN. Summary of Ambassador Bryce's Life Work. Ambassador James Bryce, who will speak at the University this week, was born at Belfast, Ireland, May 10, 1838. He was educated at the University of Glasgow and Trinity College, Oxford and the degrees of LL.D. by the Universities of Edinburg, Glasgow, Michigan, St. Andrews Harvard, Chicago, St. Louis and Ph.D. by the Royal Hungarian University have been granted him. He also holds a degree of D.C.L.from Trinity University, Toronto,and of Litt.D.from Victoria University and Cambridge University. Mr. Bryce was at one time honorable fellow of Trinity and Oriel Colleges, Oxford. He has, during the past number of years, held the following public offices: Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster, with a seat in the cabinet; member of the senate, London University chairman Royal Commission on Secondary Education, professor of civil law at Oxford, chief secretary to Ireland, ambassador extraordinary and minister plenipotentiary to the United States since February 1907. He has also been elected to the following honors: fellow of the Royal Society, London; foreign member of the Institute of France; member of the Royal Academies of Turin, Brussels, and Naples; corresponding member Societa Roumania de Storia Patria; foreign member Reale Academia dei Lincei Rome. He is the author of the following books: "Impressions of South Africa," "The Flora of the Island of Arran," "Studies in History and Jurisprudence," "Studies in Contemporary Biography," "Holy Roman Empire," "Trans-Caucasia and Ararat," "The American Commonwealth." ELECTION MAY 5. Women's Government Officers to Be Chosen Then. The election of officers of the Women's Student Government as association will be held Thursday. May 5, from 9 to 5 in the restroom of Fraser hall. Voting will be by Australian ballot. The officers to be chosen at this election are a President, vice president from each school registering at least fifty women, a secretary, and a treasurer. The president and the vice president at the time of their election shall have credit for at least five semesters' work done in this University; the secretary and the treasurer for at least three semesters' work. They must also meet the requirements of scholarship fixed by the committee on student organizations other than athletic. Any woman student in the University may become a candidate for office in the association, who meets these requirements, on petition of fifty members of the association, not more than half of whom shall be from any one class. All petitions shall be in the hands of Miss Laurene Steven, chairman of the committee on elections, or Miss Mable Evans, secretary of the association, not later than 10:15 o'clock Tuesday May 3. Mrs. R. E. Judy from Kansas City, Kan., is visiting her son E. Lee Judge, a middle law. Missouri—Kansas debate. Saturday evening, April 30. Fraser Hall. Shorthand & Typewriting Practical accounting. Enter at any time. 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