THE KANSAN The official paper of the University of Kansas. EDITORIAL STAFF: JOSEPH W. MURRAY - Editor-in-Chief EARL FISCHER - - - - Managing Editor BUSINESS STAFF: BUSINESS STAFF HUMER BERGER - Business Manager CLARR J. FLAUR - Assist. Bus. Manager DRAKE F. FRAGLE - Treasurer I. K. MILLER - Circulation Mgr MEMBERS OF BOARD. LOUIS LACOSS CARL CANNON WILLIAM E. HAMNER Entered as second-class mail matter September 30, 1904, at the Lawrence, Kansas, Postoffice under the act of Congress, March 3, 1879. Published every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday of the school year, by the Kansas University Publishing Association. Address all business communications to Homer Berger Business Manager, 1:406 Tennessee street, Lawrence, Kan; al other communications to Joseph W. Murray, 1:129 Louisiana street, Lawrence, Kansas. Subscription price, $1.50 per year, in advance; one term, 75c; time subscriptions, $1.75 per year. Office in Basement of Fraser Hall. Phone, Bell. K U 25. TUESDAY, MAY 3, 1910 COMING EVENTS May 3, Miss Van Vleit and Miss Yeater's Recital. May 5, Student Council Election. May 7, High School Meet. May 13, Sophomore Prom. May 13, Girls' Gala Day. May 14, Nebraska Track Meet. May 21, Missouri Track Meet. May 19-20, Senior Play. May 28, Missouri Valley Meet. The Junior Prom of 1910 was undoubtedly the greatest Prom that as ever been given at the University of Kansas. With a single exception every feature in the esening's entertainment was worked out with great care, giving evidence that the experience of previous junior classes had been duly considered with a view to eliminating everything that might detract from the pleasure of the entertainment. The one evidence of aa flaw in the program for the evening was the delay which preceded the performance of the farce. The hitch was caused by the fact that some of the actors in the farce also stood in the receiving line and remained there long after it was time for the curtain to go up. The problem is one easily solved. Next year the junior class can easily avoid a similar experience by parceling out the various tasks of the evening among a somewhat larger number of workers, for there is not likely to be a dearth of suitable material. The girls at the State Normal school have taken up the fad of writing limericks, and Walt Mason warns them that "a limerick has got to be either good or rotten. There is no middle ground." Ambassador Bryee delighted the University at Lawrence, as he did Grinnell College in Iowa on this trip and the Knife and Fork club at Kansas City. It used to be that America picked her wisest men to send to London and England's opinion of this country and popular friendliness to this country were greatly promoted by such men as Adams and Hawthorne, Lowell and Phelps and Bayard and Choate. With Ambassador Bryee England is paying us back. It may be hoped that It may be a little hurtful to University pride not to have won a single debate this season, but it is particularly true of debating that some profit remains ever when decisions are lost. she will lend him to us for years to come.—Topeka Capital. Professor Edna R. Day of the department of household economies of the University of Missouri wants to all a course of instruction in millinery to her department. That wold ule a fine thing for the young women of Missouri who work their way through school. After taking the course they could make and sell a few "dreams" and "confections" and pay all the expenses of an education. It now rests with the track athletes to prevent Missouri from adding another Kansas "cleanup" to her record this year. FROM OTHER COLLEGES. E. E. Slosson, of the class of 1890 of the University of Kansas, spoke before the general assembly of the University of Illinois, April 25, on "Applied Science and Applied Art." Mr. Slosson is now one of the editors of the Independent, New York. According to the Daily Illini, soccer football is growing popular at the University of Illinois Juniors at the University of Washington begin to wear "plug" hats on a day known as Junior day. According to a news report the seniors permit the juniors to wear their lofty headgear the remainder of the year without molestation. The English club of the University of California presented Stephen Phillips's drama, "Nero," at the Greek theater of the University last Friday night. At Michigan the first-year men will shortly celebrate "cap night," when amid wild rejoicing the freshman caps that have been worn all year will be consigned to a big bonfire. Donald Haines, Michigan, '09, has a story, "The Anachronism," in the May Scribners. While in college Haines wrote the books for two musical comedies. Four hundred Wellesley girls have made reports that show Kipling and Stevenson are their favorite authors. About a fifth choose Jane Austin, Thackeray, Scott and Dickens. More than a quarter read poetry, Temyson being the favorite, with Wordsworth and Browning close up. Two hundred and fifty freshmen and sophomores of Northwestern University Friday night selected the banquet hall of the women's club in the Y. M. C. A. building at Evanston as the field for one of the most furious class battles that have ever taken place at the institution. After ten minutes of fighting a squad of police appeared on the scene and ended the battle. "The floor," says a news report, "was covered with the remnants of wrecked evening clothes, crushed flowers, muddied linen, broken furniture, shattered dishes, soups, entrees, and ices and a smear or two of human gore." Figures recently prepared by the President of Chicago University show that at that institution from 10 to 17 per cent of the men fail each year while the number of women who fail is from 2 to 5 per cent. The University of Wisconsin and the University of Washington will hold a regatta on Lake Mendota at Madison, Wis., June 4. A new professional world's record of 9 3.8 seconds for the 100 yard dash was made recently by Donaldson, a South African sprinter. The previous professional record was 9 4.5 seconds. The Daily Orange, of Syracuse, N. Y., has recently allowed the women to control entirely one issue of the paper. This experiment has been successful in many other co-educational institutions. The University of Michigan is to have a branch in Arabia. The plan will start with the equipment of a hospital at Bushram, a town located on the banks of the Euphrates river. The money will be raised by a house-to-house canvass. SEN. BORAH COMING. Will Be Here for Commencement. W. E. Borah, United States senator from Idaho, and a former Kansas University student, will be in Lawrence commencement week for the purpose of witnessing the commencement exercises of his Alma Mater. Senator Borah entered the School of Law here in the latter eighties, remaining a year and x half. Hal Rambo returned this morning from Manhattan where he has been visiting friends. Misses Lucy and Alicia MeNaughton of Tongamoxie are visiting friends at the University begin to tell you all the enthusiastic remarks we hear from young men who have been "won over" from the custom-tailor habit by the perfect fitting, exclusively styled Suits we show and costing only $15, $20 and $25. Look at them tomorrow—you! Ask to see the new brown tweeds, Cambridge grays and fancy serges we're featuring at all ready to wear We Can't Tennis time We can supply you with anything you need for the game. ROWLANDS College Book Store "Half-way up Adams." THE COLLEGE MAN. A Few Views of a College Man. Bruce Bliven in writing in "The Fra" has relieved himself of a number of grudges he seems to have against institutions of higher education. In the "spasm" he says: "Hold onto the arms of your William Morris while I handle a little Warm Dope in to your ear from our own private thought-cannery—all anent the American college of today. "The American college at the present time is an institution on the blink. The average boy comes to college with a copy of "Three Weeks" and a Beatty cigarette roller, and leaves at the end of four years—or as much more as his immediate progenitor will stand for—with nothing much more than the ability to tell a Gibson from a Martini in the dark, and in a state of health that is going to need a doctor's care the rest of his life. "The college boy of today never takes off his coat except to go out and play ball in the road in front of his frat house, or when he sits in at an all-night poker game. Of course, there are exceptions everywhere, and in most any college you will find a few pale and high-souled youths with shiny pants, who sometimes write to Mother as well as to Dad; but the percentage is not high enough so that the college library needs three sets of Ruskin, or has to chain the volume of Browning to the reading table." CHICAGO NEEDS $4,000,000. President Judson Asks for 13 New Buildings. Thirteen new buildings and additional endowments are needed immediately at the University of Chicago, according to a statement made by its president, Harry Pratt Judson, in his annual report. New departments, including a faculty of medicine and a medical school plant, are other wants listed by President Judson in his first comprehensive statement on the future expansion of the university. His plans for enlarging the university will increase the big in sitiution almost one-half, the uniety buildings now numbering thirty and representing $4,363, 805 investment. The endowments of the university amount to $13, 750,317. A Valuable Portrait. Prof. C. G. Dunlap has recently received a valuable portrait of Shakespeare for an addition to the general library. It has been placed in the English seminar room. The picture is isued by The Medici Society of London and is a copy of a portrait by an unknown artist, which is now owned by the trustees of Memorial hall, Stratford-on-Avon. Shorthand & Typewriting Practical accounting. Enter at any time. LAWRENCE Business College Lawrence, Kansas. Protsch Spring Suiting The Watkins National Bank. Capital $100,000 Surplus $50,000 Undivided profits $20,000 J. B. Watkins, Pres. C. A. Hill, V. P. C. H. Tucker, cashier. W. E. Hazen, assistant cashier. Thesis Binding, Engraved Cards Bell Phone 288. 744 Mass, St. A. G. ALRICH, Embossed Stationery The best printed matter for any G. W. JONES, A. M., M. D. GENERAL PRACTICE Special attention to diseases of the stomach, surgery and neurology, A. A. 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