THE KANSAN The official paper of the University of Kansas. EDITORIAL STAFF: EDITORIAL STAFF: JOSEPH W. MURRAY - Editor-in-Chief EARL FISCHER - - - Managing Editor BUSINESS STAFF: BUSINESS STAFF: HGMER BERGER - - - Business Manager CLARK WALLACE - Asst. Bus, Manager HENRY F. DRAPER - - - Treasurer J. E. MILLER - - - Circulation Mgr MEMBERS OF BOARD. LOUIS LACOSS CARL CANNON WILLIAM E. HAMNER Entered as second-class mail matter September 30, 1904, at the Lawrence, Kansas, Postoffice under the act of Congress, March 3, 1879. Published every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday of the school year, by the Kansas University Publishing Association. Address all business communications to Homer Berger Business Manager, 1:406 Tennessee street, Lawrence, Kan; al other communications to Joseph W. Murray, 1:129 Louisiana street, Lawrence, Kansas. Subscription price, $1.50 per year, it advance; one term, 75c; time subscriptions, $1.75 per year. Office in Basement of Fraser Hall. Phone, Bell. K U 25. THURSDAY, MAY 5, 1910. COMING EVENTS. May 7, High School Meet. May 13, Sophomore Prom. May 13, Girls' Gala Day. May 14, Nebraska Track Meet May 21, Missouri Track Meet May 19-20, Senior Play. May 28, Missouri Valley Meet. The student publications of the institutions which have met Kansas in debate this year express great pleasure and satisfaction at having won the decision over such well-trained debaters as were sent against their men by Kansas. This, while intended as a compliment to the winning teams, also compliments the Kansas men and the University. There is nothing less decisive than the verdict rendered by the judges of a debate, even when the verdist is most conscientiously given. Half the people who have heard the arguments may have formed an opinion of the outcome of the debate at variance with that of the judges, and their opinion is not in the least affected by the announcement of the official decision. Since winning or losing is so hard to determine, there is no credit in failing to get a decision. The careful instruction given by the University is bound to im prove debating, and therein lie the profit of this form of inter collegiate contest. If the article elsewhere a The Kansan concerning the number of courses offered in the new University catalog is somewhat fanciful, it nevertheless has in it some food for thought. It shows that even the students who remain longest at the University come into contact with only a small portion of the class-room activity of the school. It is a common thing for visitors to express surprise at the immensity of the educational plant the state has established on Mount Oread. Students likewise would be surprised if they could realize all that the University is and all that it is doing. When the high school students of the state come to the University Saturday, every student here should do all in his power to make their short stay pleasant and instructive. The impressions the visitors will receive of the University will depend largely on the extent to which they are made to feel at home. UNIVERSITY NOTICES. The Mechanical Engineering society will meet at 1301 Ohio street this evening. The German plays will be given in Fraternal Aid hall this evening. The seventh inter-scholastic track meet will be held on Me Cook field Saturday afternoon The Kansas-Baker baseball game will start at 4 o'clock. The Pan-Hellenic debate will be held in the chapel this evening. As a crumb of comfort to some juniors who objected to the story The Kansas printed about the Junior Prom on the ground that it was "not fancy enough," we offer the following account of society function from the Form Collins, Col., Express: The Y, M. C. A. Olympic games will be held in Robinson gymnasium Friday evening. HERE'S FINE WRITING. A Colorado Paper Describes a College Event. "Pendent from the ceiling myriad college pennants in a riot of colors formed indices to practically each and every young woman on the floor, the apex of each college, fraternity or class emblem pointing out some fair maiden, standing by the side of ; manly escort, the picture of youthful vigor, all waiting for the dance to begin. It was a beautiful sight, the young maiden and matrons in their beautiful gowns and the men in somber black, a scene which impressed one with the high standard of college social life in this section of the state." Reception to Senior Laws "Uncle Jimmy" Green and Mrs. Green gave their annual reception last night at their home for the Law School faculty, their wives and the members of the senior class. A very pleasant evening was spent playing cards. Severa University girls assisted in serving refreshments. Mrs. Van Viert of Frankfort, is visiting her daughter, Winifred at the Kappa house. A Synopsis For Those. Who "Nicht Verstehen." GERMAN PLAY TONIGHT. The two German plays which will be given in F. A. A. hall tonight may be difficult for some, who do not talk the language fluently, to understand. For that reason a synopsis of both plays is given herewith. The first is called "Mueller the Scapegoat." It seems Mr. Mueller, a well-to-do manufacturer of tinware, is boarding at a Berlin hotel and complains somewhat of the bill of fare. Tiring of hotel life, he establishes a home of his own. A widow, named Schwidt, from Schleusingen, with whom he has been in correspondence, agrees to come to Berlin where they are to be married. The widow sends Mueller a message that she is coming, but the message is held over a day on account of his absence from the hotel and when finally delivered to him, he learns that the widow is there in person. She proves to be all that he had hoped for, but just before the time for the wedding, severab amusing things happen. A servant brings a battered hat, and asks a tip for rescuing Mueller from the drunken brave of the night before. Another servant brings in a woman's hat that Mueller had ordered for his bride And so several interruptions occur and a number of explanations are required. All this trouble is caused because the Muellers are as thick in Germany as the Smith are in America. As usual all end well, for Mueller succeeds in convincing his intended that he is sincere in his love. "An American Duel," the second play, involves two suitors who are praying for the hand of a lady of wealth. One suitor is a man of rank, the other a poor painter. The girl in the plot invites both to call in order that she may study them at close range. After some attempts on the part of both to rid himself of the other's presence, an American duel is proposed. The successful one is to be chosen by lot. In the finale the man of rank wins out in the drawing, but in the meantime the widow has made her own choice and as a result the painter wins her hand. "Light as Air" Read "A Girl's Day in the Swimming Pool" in the Quill. Nine presses for a dollar. Get a ticket. Reynold's Pantatorium 1019 Mass. Bell 1361, Home 5642 ONE of the breeziest, smartest hat styles we've ever seen is this extra-light-weight felt hat for summer wear. Try it on and note the utter absence of pressure and weight on the head. You'll find it a big relief from the usual felt hats. We show it in many different shapes and proportions. It's one of the famous Imperial hats—shown exclusively here... $3.00 Tennis Rackets A very good line of moderately priced. Rackets, and in light weights for you to select from. New shipment of GOLF CLUBS, GOLF BALLS and CADDY BAGS just received. Smith's News Depot HILLIARD & CARROLL. 709 MASS. ST., Phone 608. "Meet me at Smiths." For the Young Ladies FROM OTHER COLLEGES. Yale has twelve graduates in the present national congress eight in the senate and four in the house. The gymnasium class work of the girls of the University of Illinois was recently given for the inspection of the public and attracted so much attention that the seating capacity of the gym was taxed to the utmost. The honor emblem was given to two girls who had five of a possible eight honors. At a "ghost dance" recently given by the women of Adelphi College, Brooklyn, N. Y., one of the girls was fatally burned through her clothes catching on fire from a dish of burning salt and alcohol, and two other girls were seriously burned in trying to save her. Indiana University has purchased the co-operative store, formerly operated by outside persons, and will run it in connection with the university. Six seniors and nine juniors at the University of Wisconsin have just been elected to compose the first student court to try their fellow students charged with violation of university rules. The main building of Texas Christian University, Waco, was recently destroyed by fire. The loss was about $125,000. It was one of the finest university buildings in Texas. One hundred and seven fellow ship appointments for 1910-11 have been given out by the authorities of the University of Chicago. The appointees come from all sections of the country. John A. Clement, A. B., and A. M., of McPherson College, and LeRoy S. Weatherby, A. B., and A. M., of the University of Kansas, are the only two Kansans in the list Some of the appointees are from foreign countries. Will Get Ph. D. Degree. Fred Faragher, A. B., A. M. completed the required examinations for a Ph.D. degree yesterthis afternoon for Chicago, where above the required standard and the degree will be granted at the next meeting of the Board of Regents. Shorthand & Typewriting Practical accounting. Enter at any time. Business College Lawrence, Kansas. Protsch Spring Suiting The Watkins National Bank. 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