THURSDAY,NOV.1,2001 ENTERTAINMENT A dildo's touch can quell your lust THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN = FD By Meghan Bainum Sex columnist Ahhhhhh, sex toys. Gotta' love them. But, if a vibrator doesn't quite hit you in the right spot, if you're a vibrator owner who is itching for a little something different, or if you're a curious person looking for some new sensations — give a dildo a try. Commentary Oh veah. a dildo. Dildos are often shaped more like an anatomically correct penis than a vibrator. They can have veins, testicles and even a realistic skin-like texture. And just like the real thing, dildos come in almost every shape, size and color. That means you could have a different dilo for every day of the week! And if you're really adventurous, you could have a corresponding vibrator-of-the-day as well. Megah Bainum Columnist jayplayankan.com Why? Isn't a sex toy a sex toy? No way! Unlike vibrators, which are mainly used on the clitoris or on the outside of the body for that lovely buzzing feeling, dildos are used more as a penis substitute. You can thrust them, rub them or just put them where you want and enjoy a lovely, full feeling. Wrangle your dildo around. Use it upside down, from front or behind — use your imagination. Just remember to keep your trusty bottle of lube ready. According to The Guide to Getting It On by Paul Joannides (in my opinion, the best sex book out there), you can find a dildo made out of almost any material, from glass to wood. However, the most common dildo material is silicone. It's durable, cleans easily and also can be heated up for a more realistic feeling. The only downside to silicone dildo is that it can be expensive—from $45 to $90 for a good-quality toy. But Christmas is coming soon and a dildo might be the perfect present for that man or woman in your life — or for yourself. In fact, there are even companies that will make a dildo from the model of a penis of your choice — an interesting way to keep your boyfriend by your side even when you are apart. Whether you are buying for yourself or buying for a partner, remember to keen a couple of things in mind. First is size. Are you or your lover looking for something the size of a coffee thermos, or a carrot? Next, you might want to think about possible accessories for your new toy — such as a harness. Turning your run-of-the-mill dildo into a strapon is similar to putting a high performance engine in a corvette. The car was fun before, but now... A strap-on can be used in straight sex, especially if the man likes anal stimulation, and in gay sex, perhaps to allow lesbians to experience feelings similar to penetration sex. All sorts of diddos are available such as double-sided dildos, dildos with vibrator attachments and even dildos with harnesses that allow them to be worn anywhere — like to that boring 8:30 a.m. class. Basically, your dildo will work for you if you make friends with it. Take some time to play around with it. Get to know what it can do for you or your partner — or both of you together. Whether you are a guy or girl, queer or straight, alone or with a partner, a dildo can provide hours of interesting feelings, intense pleasure and just plain fun. So put the "merry" in Christmas — or in any other day — and give a dildo a try. Ahhhhhh, sex toys. Give Meghan some love! E-mail her your questions or comments to sexquestion@hotmail.com. <> Tomorrow Hampshire St., 8 p.m. Key with Anything Goes, Jazzhaus, 926 1/2 Massachusetts St., 10 p.m. Tonight Tongkai G-13, Raoul's Velvet Room, 815 New Hampshire St., 10 p.m. Clumsy Lovers with Go Generation, Bottleneck, 737 New Hampshire St., 8 p.m. King Suckerman, Raoul's Velvet Room, 815 New Hampshire St. 10 p.m. Saturday, Nov. 16 North Mississippi Allstars, Bottleneck, 737 New Hampshire Tuesday, Nov. 6 Jacob Fred Jazz Odyssey with Jazz Urchin, Bottleneck, 737 shizz. 8:4m LIVE MUSIC CALENDAR St. 8 p.m. The Air Bels, Jazzhaus, 926 1/2 Massachusetts St., 10 p.m. New Hampshire St. 8, p.m. The District, Jazzhauz, 926 1/2 Massachusetts St., 10 p.m. Julia Peterson and Joshua Richards, Harbour Lights, 1031 Massachusetts St., 10 p.m. Schleigh with Pocket Space, Bottleneck, 737 New Hampshire St. 8 p.m. Kansan Classified 100s Announcements 115 On Campus 120 Announcements 125 Travel 130 Entertainment 130 Lost and Found 105 Personals 110 Business Personals Wednesdav. 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SPRING BREAK 2002 Found: white, female boxer puppy. Call 785-391-1833. Silver bead beadra with names: Grant. Silver bead bracelet with bracelets on Saturday 20th April in bright grounds. 200s Employment 205 - Help Wanted $$ Get Paid for Your Opinions! $$ Earn $15-$125 and more per survey! www.moneyopinion.com Help build a straw bail house. Start #7/h bail in workshop, 15 hr/week. 806-693-0328 Housemen needed for sorority. Must work Monday evening & schedule rest to fit your meal. Meals & salary. 865-0649 or 838-9428 itation or discrimination." Baby-sitter wanted from 3pm-6pm Monday- Friday in my home. 39 girls ages 18 mo-7 yrs. Easy to watch. Close to campus. Must be reliable. 691-802 Customer Service Positions, Part/Full-Time with Flexible schedule, excellent opportunity for advancement, $10-15/hour with benefits, Call 888-479-6230, Ask for Michael. Dancers/Harvesters start now-great money, great atmospheres, apply within 8am- 9pm. Academy of Bartending. Have fun and earn $15-30 an hour. Day evening or weekend classes avail. Job placement assistance. $199 www.bartendingcollege.com. BartEND.TR at www.bartendingcollege.com Catalog Clerk, KU Bookstore, M-F 8-24pm. Saturday as needed. $5.40/mo. Must be fluent in English, have experience in filing, data entry, good phone skills. Apply at KU Memorial Unions Human Resources Office, Level 3, Kansas Union. AA/EEO Spring Break 2002 Jamaica and Cancun Join Student Travel Services, America's st Student Tour Operator Promote trips at Kansas and earn cash free trips. On-campus contact Justin Mennen 785-550-3835 or www.strainstravel.com Shipping/Recieving Clerks, KU Bookstores, P/T $5.40 per hour. Must be available to work M-F 8am-9pm through 2/10/02. Must be able to stand for long periods and lift up to 50 pounds. Appl KU Memorial Unions Human Resource Office, Level 3, Kansas Union. AA/EEO City of Lawrence PT position to provide courtroom security, fingerprinting & courier services for the City's Municipal Court. HS/GED, lc驶 required. Must by own transportation & ability to lift 50 lbs. Prefer security or law enforcement exp. $11.83. Anly by 1/7. Critical support of Accounts Payable requires proficiency in math, 10-key, MAY Excel. Other dattles include data entry, mail distribution & filing. HS/GED, 1 yr related. 88.17 Appl opportunities are unlimited at JPI. Because we are a national, billion dollar multi-family development firm, we have a dynamic, energetic atmosphere that impacts every aspect of the way we do business. The following opportunities exist available in our Jefferson KU property. City Hall, Personnel 6 E ith, Lawrence KS 66044 Personnel ci.lawrence ks.us www.lawrence.cityJobs.us www.LawrenceCITYJobs.us Security Officer 205 - Help Wanted Resident Service Manager City of Lawrence JPI offers excellent salaries and benefits. Please fax resume to (922) 576-3528 or email cieckoebjpi.com. To learn more about JPI, please visit http://www.jpi.com. Please do not online on jipi. Property Management experience preferred. Mass S. Dell. Servers needed for lunch shifts. Apply @ 719 Mass (upstairs). 1 Absolute Lowest Spring Break Price Guarantee! 2 Reputable company, Award-Winning Customer Service! (see website) #3 Free meal Plans! (early birds) #4 All Demanded! #5 Campus Reep earn $8. Treated Free Enquiries 1-800-367-1229 www.springbreakdirect.com Our readers are hereby informed that all jobs and housing advertised in this newspaper are available on an equal opportunity basis. Fraternities • Sororities Clubs-Student Groups Earn $1,000-$2,000 this semes Earn $1,000-$2,000 this semester with the easy Campus-fundraiser.com three hour fundraising event. Does not involve credit card applications. Fundraising dates are filling quickly, so call today! Contact Campus-fundraiser.com at (888) 923-3238, or visit: www.campusfundraiser.com STUDENT HOURLY LAN SUPPORT ASSISTANT 88.90-1400 10hr./week, weekly, full-time summer enrollment. Deadline: Wednesday, November 7, 2001, 5:00 p.m. Duties: Assist in setup, monitoring, and troubleshooting of microcomputers; assist in the installation of microcomputers on microcomputers; assist in recordkeeping and provide updated information for data entry. Required Qualifications: Valid KU enrollment, good oral, written, and interpersonal communication skills; operate operating systems (OS) hardware troubleshooting skills; experience consulting, teaching or tutoring; ability to complete assigned work accurately and on time with minimum supervision, valid SES. NTS, University of Florida, available to work from 8 a.m.-3 p.m. through Friday. Obtain and complete an application from the Networking and Telecommunications Services reception desk. Address: NTS. University of Florida, Boca Raton, Lawrence Kansas 66044. Phone: 785-864-9310. Contact: Ann Ermey, EO/A/ 225 - Professional Services LAWRENCEJOBS.COM Work at home. Sell job postings on you own fully developed website. $9,995 includes domain name, and tech support. Priced for quick sale websites. Job posting jobsebs.com/ka.htm Housing Act of 1968 which makes it illegal to advertise "any preference, limitation or discrimination based on race, religion, sex, handicap, familial status or national origin, or an intention, to make any such preference, lim TRAFFIC-DUFT-MIP'S PERSONAL INJURY Student legal matters/residential issues divorce, criminal & civil matters on DONALD G. STROLE on DONALD G. STROLE Donald G. Strole Sally G. Kelsay 16 East 13th 842-5116 Free Initial Consultation 300s Merchandise 305 - For Sale MIRACLE VIDEO RDIMT ATPES on clearance $12.98 and up. UpCall 841-7543 or stop by 1810 11 Coffee Sale Fall Chair 598% 25% OFF LATINE'S MOCHA CAPPACINCO KIDS AUDIU KIDUNYA Mon Sat-Mat 10am at Le Bon Ton Toffee House located in 1.70 Business Center, 1025 N.W. #120.311-3997 310 - Computers New AMD 1.2 gHz, 256 MB RAM, CDRW, 40 31G HD, $67, Calm召入 854-4344 340 - Auto Sales 1982 Chevvy S-10. Rum, V6. standard trans, transmission. $450 or best call. Call Todd at 123-8975. 1965 SVX, AWD. Red 2Dr LS coupe. 2K miles. Auto 3.3 GL XL Engine 203 hp. Brand new Perelli tires. Have service records. $8,500 OBO. James 816-800-5585. 400s Real Estate 405 - Apartments for Rent Brand new duplexes for rent. 3 bed- room at new 911-3401. Call Resm: 911-3401 FREE RENT For December 2001 if you sign a lease by November 15, 2001. Call 841-8468 1 mo. rent free. Newly remodeled 3 BR townhome or large house 5 BR. Available now. 749-888-0200 or rentinglawrence.com Alvamar condo. $300/mo. Includes garage parking, utilities, cable. Located on Alvamar golf course. Furnished. Call Tyler at 785-218-5100. 7th & Florida 3 BR with 2 baths & 4 BR with 2 baths - Furnished Apt. Available - Gas heat & water - Fully equipped kitchens including microwaves - W/D in select Apts - Private balconies & patios - On-site laundry facility - Pool second semester leases! * 1.2, 3 bedroom units with 1-2 baths 405 - Apartments for Rent Mon. - Fri. 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. Sat. 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. apartments Nursing interventions on EQUAL HOUSING OPPORTUNITY Models Open Daily! For more information call 841-5255 Kansan Ads Work For You - On KU bus route • On-site Manager • 24 hr emergency Maintenance • Small Pets Welcome - Lease period through July 2002 - Discounts on select units 4500 Overland Drive 843-4040 REGENTS COURT 19th & Mass. 749-0445 Large 4 BR, 2 full bath for rent with: - Furnished apt. available - Washer & Dryer - Modern decor - Large fully applianced kitchen including microwave & DW - Gas heat & hot water - Central heat & air - Off street parking - On KU bus route - 24 hr. emergency maintenance For more information call 841-1212 Mon.-Fri. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Sat. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. EQUAL HOUSING OPPORTUNITY Orchards Corners Enjoy the comfort of a small community. NOW LEASING! Ask about our specials! We offer: • 2BR, 2 Bath w/Study • 4BR, 2 Bath • 4BR, 2 Bath w/Study • Furnished & unfurnished Apts. Available • Private balconies & patios • On-site laundry • Sparkling pool • On KU bus route • Friendly On-Site Manager • Dorms available • Small pets welcome Models Open Daily! (785) 749-4226 Mon-Fri 9am-5pm Sat 10am-4pm EQUAL HOUSING OPPORTUNITY 405 - Apartments for Rent Lemorin Twombles 380I Clinton Parkway Available in mid-M December; 1 bedroom/2 bathroom; 1 kitchen; microwave, fire place, back patio and ceiling fans. No pets. $795/month. For more info call (612) 748-3022. Leasing NOW for Spring! - 2 & 3 BD Townhomes - Studio 1, 2, 3 BD Apts - 2 & 3 BD lowhomes Water Paid in Apts. - Water Paid in Apts - Walk to Campus - Great 3 BD values 15th and Crestline 842-4200 mdwbk@idir.net M-F 8-5:30 Sat 10-4 Sun 1-4 meadowbrook 415 - Homes For Rent 2 BR house on extra-large lot. $695/mo. Call 841-8468. One Br. in duplex, 1334 Rhode Island available now. Big yard. Quiet. Call Pat 829,8584 Female roommate wanted: Tuckaway Apt. 2, bet 1,100; $35 plus 1/2 meals/month or $600 for two meals/week. Female rummate needed for 3-dedr apartment own bath, washer door, January move Roommate wanted to share house close to campus. Please contact 824 available Janu- ary 9th 909-5797 3 Share 2 BK. 2/1/2 townhouses with 2 car garage. Private bathroom and bathrooms include: Kitchen, laundry room, bathroom, 440 - Sublease Studio. $300 a month. Available Nov.: Great location on campus. 765-1349. Apt. Lease-Jefferson Commons. Avail. Jan. 11. All mo. utilities paid. Nice amenities. Great 1 bdmr apT Available 2nd semester; Jefferson Commons, female roommate Passenger can pay $100. Free internet acre call Casey Jenny 691-785-3200