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GONGFARMER
THE GONGFARMER BY RANDY REIGER
BY RANDY REIGER
Racy club to roast Playboy king
The Associated Press
NEW YORK — A severely edited version of "The New York Friars Club Roast of Hugh M. Hefner" is scheduled to air at 9 p.m. Sunday on Comedy Central.
The New York Friars — a members-only group of entertainers who have poked fun at each other at formal dinners for nearly a century — turned their barbs on Sept. 29 to the Playboy magazine founder, who was an easy target for his libido and his luxurious lifestyle.
huxxed noses is 75 now, so there were the obligatory jokes about Viagra and aging.
"Hugh Hefner is so old, his first condom was made out of bark," Gilbert Gottfried screeched in his trademark voice.
Hefner said he never thought of canceling the evening, but
called the organizers a few days after Sept. 11 to suggest rescheduling it. Ultimately, he left the decision up to them.
Comedy Central executives reevaluated the roast and all other programming after the attacks, said Bill Hilary, the cable channel's executive vice president and general manager.
"We agreed life has to go on. We have to supply comedy as an alternative," Hilary said. "We asked the key talent, and if they felt really against it, then obviously we wouldn't do it."
Comics were told they could joke about the attacks, Hilary said, but were asked not to make an entire routine of the subject because they were there to roast Hefner.
"New York is the greatest city in the world," Kimmel said during his introductions, sparking cheers and applause. "I'm glad
to be here, and I think everyone here will agree that right about now, we can all use a good laugh. Unfortunately, though, our first roaster is Rob Schneider."
Schneider said Hefner "personifies why these terrorists hate us."
"If it were up to them, women couldn't read, couldn't work, get fake (breasts), go to school, pose nude to 'help their career,'" he said. "Hugh Hefner believes women should be able to do all those things — except read."
Hefner sat on stage in an oversized red chair and smiled throughout the ribbing, bursting into laughter at particularly dirty jokes.
jokes.
At the end of the evening, Hefner said, "I can't remember when I've had this much fun sitting up."
Crossword
ACROSS
1 Attention-getting sound
5 Shadings
10 "Thief" star
14 Capital of Italia
15 "Still Me" writer
16 Capital on a fjord
17 Small, plump birds
19 Indescent germ
20 Dreadful
21 Genetic info carrier
22 Hrbek or McCord
23 Burden
25 Huge
27 Agatha Christie play
31 Kind of dollar
32 SASE, e.g.
33 Most of Mali
38 Rubbish
40 Cunning
42 Pitcher Ryan
43 Biker's safety equipment
45 Dawn goddess
47 Decisive defeat
48 Two-note sound from a womanizer
51 Daytime show
55 Delicate fabric
56 Blue pencil
57 Hotfoot it
59 Seoul resident
63 Bologna money
64 Within reach
66 Pour profusely
67 River of Hades
68 "Auntie Mame" co-star Peggy
69 Lather
70 Bleak, poetically
71 Eve's grandson
DOWN
1 St. Louis landmark
2 2/3 of a famous laugh
3 Kuwait's ruler
4 Large-scale system
5 Malign
6 Massive ref. work
7 Require
8 Despite the fact that
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9 Bun seeds
10 Singer Sam
11 Vail rival
12 Ladd and Greenspan
13 “Teachers” star
18 Chain crimp
24 Chips off the old block
26 Malicious
27 Daniel of the LPGA
28 Enticement
29 Shrinking Asian sea
30 Bass notation
34 Preakness Stakes, e.g.
35 Oodles
36 Actor Julia
37 Poker fee
39 Chopped with axe
41 Caterwaul
44 Merest grip
46 More precarious
Solutions to yesterday's puzzle
49 "Jailhouse Rock"
lyricist
50 Desktop image
51 Thaws
52 Nice good-bye?
53 Weary
54 News bits
58 Usher follower?
60 Israeli diplomat Abba
61 In addition
62 Costner in "The Untouchables"
65 So that's it!