THURSDAY. SEPT. 27, 2001
ENTERTAINMENT
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN = 5B
Sex can relieve illness and stress caused by weather and midterms
Watch out, those days are coming.
Those days when you only have cold water in the shower, and your roommate used the last towel. When you walk out the door, it starts to rain, and in three minutes you're wet and cold again. When you get to class and look at your syllabus for the first time since Aug. 26 and you figure out your Western Civilization midterm is in two days — and you haven't even bought the books yet.
And unbelievably, it isn't even noon.
A horrible day full of school and work drags on. Nothing goes right. You have nothing to look forward to at the end of the day except a miserly dinner of Ramen Noodles, garlic bologna and the last bottle of beer in the refrigerator, followed by a long night of homework.
Commentary
Meghan Bainum Columnist jayplayskansan.com
The next couple of days are more
of the same. More stress is heaped on your shoulders. No money, only enough partying to keep you sane, nothing but homework, work, school and cold, wet rain.
Horry yet? Because if you aren't, you should be.
Strange? Not really.
To me, nothing says hot lovin' more than the stressful, nasty days of fall.
Nothing's better for stress relief than a good romp. Take out some lube and use it by yourself or with a partner and feel your premidterm tension melt away. A
pleasure pit stop even can help while studying. According to The Guide to Getting It On by Paul Joannides, orgasms have been shown to clear your head and improve your brain's understanding of school-related things.
It might have to be quite an orgasm to get you an A in biology, but it definitely doesn't hurt to try. Just remember to be careful of your notes if things get extra crazy and to actually take some time to study.
Anotherthing that sex can help make better is sickness. Unless you have something nasty like the stomach flu, grab some Kleenex and go at it. According to AskMen.com, hormone secretions caused by orgasms can help cure anything from the common cold to a headache. In fact, having sex or masturbating can help things such as immune systems, depression and skin problems.
So orgasms not only feel good.
Just be sure to give it a go solo if you're contagious. Getting someone else sick isn't a sexy thing at all.
they're good for you, too.
And, as always, no matter how stressed out or sick you are, be safe. Carry condoms around with you if your week is particularly stressful, or just use your own resources and have at it alone. Think of it as a pleasure run in your pocket. Quick, portable and fun. Just don't do it in the Watson library stacks — unless it's a real emergency.
Just remember: An orgasm a day (or every couple of days) keeps the doctor away, and it might even do wonders for your skin, stamina and mood, too. At the very least, it will put a smile on your lips and a flush in your face.
And maybe it won't even be
noon vet.
Today
- Six Percent, Braincase and Jeremy's Box, The Bottleneck, 737 New Hampshire St. 7 p.m.
LIVE MUSIC CALENDAR
Beta Band, Granada, 1020 Massachusetts St., 8 p.m.
Moe, Liberty Hall, 642 Massachusetts St., 8.p.m.
Messiah My As, Coco Loco Mexican Cafe, 943 Massachusetts St,
10 p.m.
Jazz Urchin, Brown Bear Brewing Company, 729 Massachusetts St., 10:30 p.m.
**Kathleen Lague, Jazzhaus, 926/1-2**
Massachusetts St., 10 p.m.
Tomorrow
The Band That Saved the World,
Bottleneck, 737 New Hampshire
St., 7 p.m.
John Mayer and Shee Segan,
Granada, 1020 Massachusetts St.
7 p.m.
Sunday, Sept. 30
Vespers and Ghosty, Coco Loco Mexican Cafe, 943 Massachusetts St., 10.pm.
Brent Barry and the Roots Crew, Jazhauz, 926-1/2 Massachusetts St., 10 p.m.
Convocation Of and Santos Gold,
Replay Lounge, 946 Massachusetts
Sts. 10:30 p.m.
Monday, Oct. 1
Kansan Classified
Tara Jane O'Neil, Shawnee and Grand Champion, Bottleneck, 737 New Hampshire St., 7 p.m.
105 Personals
110 Business Personals
115 On Campus
120 Announcements
125 Travel
130 Entertainment
140 Lost and Found
Cocknoose and Big Iron, Replay Lounge, 946 Massachusetts St., 10:30 p.m.
200s Employment
205 Help Wanted
225 Professional Services
235 Typing Services
Saturday, Sept. 29
Simplexity, Raoul's Velvet Room,
815 New Hampshire St., 10 p.m.
325 Stereo Equipment
330 Tickets
340 Auto Sales
345 Motorcycles for Sale
360 Miscellaneous
370 Wanted to Buy
■ Trump Dawgs, Jazzhaus, 926-1/2
Massachusetts St., 10 p.m.
305 For Sale
310 Computers
315 Home Furnishings
320 Sporting Goods
405 Real Estate
Classified Policy
410 Condos for Sale
415 Homes for Rent
420 Real Estate for Sale
430 Roommate Wanted
440 Sublease
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110 - Business Personals
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120 - Announcements
Supersonic Music 1023 Mass.
We have acoustic guitars from $89. We also carry a line of drum sets and guitars.
24 open hrs a day, everyday. Commerce Plaza
Laundromat. 3028 Iowa St. Clean and ac.
Sometimes you're not sure who can help... call us at 841-2345
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125 - Travel
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200s Employment
205 - Help Wanted
2 to 3 students to share FT baby-sitting M-F
40 am to 6 pm are non-smokers and
7:30 am to 9:30 pm (7/15)
Exotic dancers. World class gentleman's club.
Highest pay in area. 15 min from Lawrence.
Imm. openings. Call 765-7600, leave message.
A fun place to work. Stepping Stones is hirting a lead teacher to work 10-6 MWF or TR. Experience in classroom required. Apply @1100 Wakurasu.
MOJO'S is now hiring servers available Tuesday and Thursday days and evening dishwashers. Apply in person at 74 Vermont.
Spring Break 2024 Jamaica and Cancun. Join Student Travel Services, America's #1 student Tour Operator. Promote trips to Kansas and Missouri. Attend our summer programs: 1-800-648-9494 or www.statsravel.com
Baby-sitter needed for 5mo. girl. Sit at least 3 nights a wk. from 5:30 to 11:30 / possibility of 1 or more nights. Call & please leave a message 865-2771
Brookcrest Learning Center an early intervention program is now hiring for fall. Several morning positions and flexible hours avail. Apply at 100 M. Hope Court or call 855-0232.
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Accounting Makers - Part-time position. CPA firm close to campus needs person to perform accounting and bookkeeping and/or after graduation. Call Sandy, 842-210 for interview.
Need oil & lube技事 for PT & FT positions.
$14+/hr. Must have car w/ hrs. and clean record.
Also need office assists, to answer phone PT
$5.50/hr-Thurs. 1-7, Fri. 1-7, Sat. 9-2.
Do homework while on duty and watch T.V. Call
842-7500.
205 - Help Wanted
205 - Help Wanted
We want college students
Come work for us till you graduate. Heart of America Photography is looking for five part-time permanent support staff. Flexible hours, casual work environment. Candidates must be detail oriented, quick to learn and self-organize. Send resume of interest to us at 843-3544 or h@idrnet.com
Fraternities - Sororities Clubs - Student Groups
Earn $1,000-$2,000 this semester with the easy campusfundraiser.com three hour fundraising event. Does not involve credit card applications. Fundraising dates are filling quickly, so can attend! Council members can at (888) 923-3238, or visit www.campusfundraiser.com
Student Assistant
Job Description: This part-time position will provide support services to the Office of the Vice-Chancellor for Research and Public Service. Possible job duties include clinical tasks, managing course loads, word processing, on-campus deliveries. Other duties assigned.
Required Qualifications: Excellent organizational and time management skills, dependability, the ability to set and maintain skills and knowledge of personal computers (PC), familiarity with Microsoft Word and Outlook. A valid driver's license.
Preferred Qualifications: Experience working in a university of corporate office setting.
Hourly Rate: $7.00 Part-time (15-20 hours/week), flexible scheduling available between 8:00AM and 5:00PM, Monday through Friday. For the work time required, students must holiday breaks.
How To Apply: Go to Youngberg Hall (2383 Irving Hill Rd.) between 8:00AM and 5:00AM and contact the receptionist on the 1st floor. Then complete the application form. Applications will begin September 28,2001, and will continue until position is filled.
300s Merchandise
305 - For Sale
MIRACLE VIDEO ADULT TAPES on clearance
$12.98 and up. Call 841-7504 or stop by 1910 Haskell
Housing Act of 1968 which makes it illegal to advertise 'any preference, limitation or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status or national origin, or an intention, to make any such preference, limit
GREATRIDE 80 Honda Express SCOOTER
Terrific condition, great for campus. $400 abo.
cash only.
1999 Trek mountain bike. Black, 18 inch. Like new. Call 841-1479
310 - Computers
www.ChatNFiles.com
340-Auto Sales
Chevy Metro, 4 Door | 1999-360 Milles $6,800 or best offer: Call (785) 753-2600
90 Miata convertible. Sliver/black, 142 K,
699 Call 891-301-3326.
85ki Bk Jeep Wrangler 86K/250HD top, chrome
strips or wheels HOT! ? 8600 OBc Call
JBk Jeep Wrangler 86K/250HD top, chrome
strips or wheels HOT! ? 8600 OBc Call
For Sale Black '99 Z92 Cavalier. V6, 5 speed,
sunroof Great condition, runs well, Fun car!
350-787
360 - Miscellaneous
Professional tooth whiteening. No more one size fits all. Customized bleaching system for $150. Call Parkway Dental at 832-2882. Wanted! Artist to display for sale. 700-100 viewers daily!无! no fees or obligations. Call 766-5994 or mail martyteyu@hotmail.com
400s Real Estate
405 - Apartments for Rent
7th & Florida
3 BR with 2 baths &
4 BR with 2 baths
- Furnished Apt. Available
- Outdoor Spaces
- On KU bus route
* On-site Manager
* 24 hr. emergency Maintenance
* Small Pets Welcome
Models Open Daily!
For more information call
841-5255
Mon. - Fri. 9 a.m. - 6 p.m.
Sat. 10 a.m. - 4 p.m.
- Furnished Apt. Available
* Gas heat & gas
* Fully equipped kitchens
including microwaves
* W/D in select Apts
* Private balconies & patios
* On-site laundry facility
* Pool
EQUAL HOUSING OPPORTUNITY
REGENTS COURT
19th & Mass.
749-0445
Large 4 BR,2 full bath for rent with:
- Furnished apt. available
- available
• Washer & Dryer
- Modern decor
- Large fully applianced kitchen including microwave & DW
- Gas heat & hot water
- Central heat & air
- Off street parking
- On KU bus route
- 24 hr. emergency maintenance
For more information
call 841-1212
Mon-Fri. 9 a.m.-5p.m.
Sat. 10 a.m.-4p.m.
Recycle Your Kansan
1 BR, Near KU, Available now, Lease no, Pet
Deposit, $350 monthly, 766-463.
EQUAL HOUSING OPPORTUNITY
405 - Apartments for Rent
One bedroom close to downtown includes all utilities 4834 a month. Call 841-5454.
1 month free & great location
Near KU & Joe's Bakery, 918 Louisiana
Fl, 2 BR, LR, big kitchen. Prkng off alley.
$440. No pets. 843-1991
Avail Oct 1, very nice remodeled 1BR and Studio aps, close to campus, gas water, paid. Quiet mature building, 1 BR $400, Studio $335, no smoking, nuts.81-3192
2 BR/1 BA,
2 BR/T BA,
available immediately.
Includes W/D,
optional fireplace,
pool, weight
room, on KU bus
route.
841-8468
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405 - Apartments for Rent
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• Furnished & unfurnished
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• Private balconies &
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• On-site laundry
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• On KU bus route
• Friendly On-Site Manager
• Dorms available
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Models Open Daily!
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EQUAL HOUSING OPPORTUNITY
415 - Homes For Rent
3 BD Houses. Close to campus. Available
740-868/month. No calls. Dogs:
864 7644
430 - Roommate Wanted
Female roomie in W Lawrence duplex. Utl & cat nel! $423/mr Ski priv mar Aval. Now available on the same basis as the other rooms.