2B * THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
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THURSDAY, SEPT. 6, 2001
HOROSCOPES
Today's Birthday (Sept. 6).
You've spent enough time thinking about what you would like to do. This year, do it. Something about your place is making you crazy, so get rid of it. Replace it with something better. Sure, there's work involved. So what? There's also money to be made. Don't be afraid to go into debt, for an amount you can afford, if it means getting something that will increase in value.
Aries (March 21-April 19) - Today is a 9.
You're more interested in playing than working, which could cause a few problems. You may not realize what those problems are until tomorrow, but it would be wise to think about consequences. If you do, you can make tomorrow a lot more pleasant.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)-Today is a 6.
Sometimes your way of expressing your position is to keep quiet until the others figure things out. That should work well for you in your current situation. Let them do all the talking. If they're so smart, they will eventually get it right.
Gemini(May21-June21)-Today is an 8.
Somebody else—a teammate or your partner—will come up with the plan. They'll be eager to get started, but you may hold back. Let them know why. Your experience counts. Make sure they understand that. Then, full speed ahead.
Cancer (June 22-July 22)-Today is a 5.
Make as much money as you can, and get as much done as you can. Take care of the problems you know about and clean up all the messes. If you have to work late, just make sure you get reimbursed for it.
Leo (July 23-Aug.22)-Today is a 9.
If launching your world cruise is out of the question now, no problem. You and your sweetheart can pretend while continuing to hoard your loose change. Or, use that loose change to pay for a foreign film and a baklava—and a lottery ticket.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) - Today is a 6.
You're a good shopper, patient and thorough. You try to think of everything before you sign on the dotted line. If you're feeling impetuous today, that's OK. When you see the right thing, grab it.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) -Today is an 8.
Intellectual relationships are fascinating, but nothing compares to those wild, impetuous types. You're liable to encounter one who believes anything's possible. If you're not careful, you'll be believing it, too.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)—Today is a 6.
Still trying to do it all by yourself? You should be supervising. You can practice, even if you're not officially a supervisor. Your coworkers appreciate your suggestions, and eventually the boss will notice.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) - Today is a 9.
Significant (Nov. 22 and Dec. 1) Today is Isaiah.
Be forceful, bold and dynamic. Tell the one you love how much you care. No more hints and innuendo. Come right out and say it. He or she may have suspected it, but it's always nice to hear the words.
Capricorn (Dec, 22-Jan, 19) - Today is a 5.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) - Today is a 5.
Do what needs to be done at home. It might mean you have to lay down the law. You've thought about this long enough.
Taking action will be relatively easy.
Anuarius (Jan. 20-Feb.18) — Today is an 8.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) – Today is an 8.
The more you learn, the wider your view of the world becomes, and the more fascinating you become to your friends and loved ones. They'll ask you for advice. If you don't have the answer already, you'll find it.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) - Today is a 6.
Don't wait a moment longer. Even if you're quaking in your boots, just do it. Send out your resume. Apply for that better job. Audition for the leading role. No, it isn't easy, but it could be very good for you, and very lucrative!
For your pleasure, wetter is better
Lubricants add glide that may be lacking from your slide
Anything. Condoms, porn, a vibrator - whatever you have hidden to use when things get hot.
Think about the little box, basket, drawer or shelf where you keep your sex stuff.
Chances are, there's something missing from that little stash - and not just because your roommate's been poking around again.
Chances are, there's no lube.
Don't freak out - buying lube doesn't mean you have a problem, it means you want to have fun and keep things safe and painless.
You can find water-based, silicon, flavored and other specialty lubricants at sex shops, but most water-based lubricants also are sold near the condoms at stores like Wal-Mart and Target.
It's easy, one-stop shopping to
Yes, lubricants. Those bottles with names like Astroglide, Wet and K-Y Iellv.
Commentary
Meghan Bainum Sex Columnist jaylaykaanansan.com
buy lube with condoms, which is important because lubricants reduce the risk of the condom breaking.
Just make sure the lube you use when you wear a rubber is water-based. Oil-based lubes, such as Vaseline, massage oil and edible oils, will make latex degenerate, which isn't exactly safe sex.
Check the labels for water-based lube, or check Kansan.com for a full list of condom-safe lubricants.
Silicon-based lubes aren't a good idea for condom use either.
Not only do dry condoms have a higher tear-factor than moist ones, condom dryness during sex can hurt and could cause decreased sensation. Basically, a little lube can go a long way in making sex with a condom more enjoyable for both.
While fooling around, flavored lubs like Motion Lotion are a great way to get things started in foreplay, as are lubes that heat up or cool down when blown on or rubbed.
A silicon lube, such as Eros, makes things slick, slick, slick - way slicker than water-based lubes. Although expensive, just a drop allows for hours of fun because these lubes won't dry out when exposed to air.
But don't put silicon lube on silicon toys because it will ruin them.
And, when added to solo sex, lubes -silicon, water-or oil-based can shoot things straight through the roof.
Many people try to solve their lubrication needs by using shampoo or body lotion — items that don't arouse suspicion or need explanation.
But if you're one of those incognito people, it's time to put down the Suave and see what you've been missing.
Water-based lubes are great for going solo, especially if any toys such as vibrators or anal plugs are
being used, but guys especially can go crazy and experiment with a variety of different oils and lotions.
Those of you who have already discovered the numerous wonderful uses for lubricants, whether in sex or solo, are lucky people.
So, turn to whoever is sitting next to you in class and ask ask if they are privy to the miracle of lubricants yet.
Picture a water slide without water. Enough said.
Or, at least talk it up if anyone ever asks. I've been known to go on for way too long about my love of Astroglide. But yes, lube really is that good.
So, the next time you're ready for flying solo, or you and your honey are ready for some one-on-one fun, just remember: For many reasons, wetter really is better, so grab the lube.
Bainum's column runs in Jayplay each Thursday. Have a question? E-mail Meghan at sexquestion@hotmail.com.
New album sees out of commercial skin
By Andy Gassaway Jayplay writer
The pop music aficionados have decided to tout something substantial, granting rock stardom to the White Stripes seemingly overnight.
Suddenly, the Detroit garage-rock duo has gone from relative obscurity to adorning the pages of Spin magazine and landing spots on national television. By staying true to its raw, Robert-Johnson-meets-the-Kinks sound, White Blood Cells, the Stripes' third LP, proves that it deserves the attention that it is now receiving.
Upon first listen, White Blood Cells inspires its share of double-takes, not because of lush production or experimental electronic Atari noise, but because the sound is purely — brace yourself — rock 'n' roll. Like they did on their previous
two albums, the White Stripes prefer to keep it loud, gritty and simple. Jack White plays his roaring, reverberating guitar like he just got it out of shock. Sister Meg White's drums sound like a sledge hammer connecting with the hood of a Buick.
Even so, White Blood Cells is the Stripes' most varied record. Intermingled with caffeinated rave-ups like "Fell In Love With a Girl" and the bombastic "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" are porch-stomping folk ditties like "Hotel Yorba" and "We're Going to be Friends."
To great effect, White Blood Cells sounds like a more扑, lo-fi version of Led Zeppelin's III in its self-conscious blend of American roots music, trippy blues experimentation and swaggering rockers.
In fact, Jack's voice even sounds like Robert
Plant on more than a few tracks, though it is held in check by an equally Gordon Gano/Violent Femmes vibe that keeps things from venturing too far into the realm of hard rock.
Long-time fans of the band may be disappointed that the new tunes often lack the raucous urgency that had gained a following for the band. White Blood Cells does, however, stand as a thoughtful, engaging addition to the band's discography, documenting the evolution of a band with a deep love for stripped-down rock and its bluesy predecessors.
Don't be off put by the hype that now surrounds the White Stripes. The band's sound and appeal go far beyond that of commercial novelty.
Contact Gassaway at 864-4810
DJ adds precisely perfect element for punk band
By Mandalee Meisner
Jayplay writer
Then, two years ago the group added what it called a "sonic alchemist" - basically a DJ - which totally changed its sound.
When Element Self Hate Project started more than five years ago the band had the basic rock outfit of two guitarists, bass and drums.
Justin Hoover, Overland Park sophomore and guitarist for the band, described the transformation the band underwent when they added Josh Haines. 22.
"Josh was a friend and had been really into Djing and sound experiments, and he started adding other sounds to our music," Hoover said. "He played one
show with us and completely opened up our possibilities for sound."
Element will open for punk band Propaghandi Tuesday at the Bottleneck, along with Sense of Self and Randy.
"This is definitely the biggest band we will have played with." Hoover said.
Other than playing at clubs and bars. Element has played at house parties around Lawrence, such as the Pirate House on 14th and Kentucky streets.
Element Self Hate Project also consists of Larry Kraft, 19, guitarist; Eric Howard, 22, drums; and Brent Kissler, 21, bass.
Contact Meisner at 864-4810
Sept.6
LIVE MUSIC CALENDAR
Bottleneck, 737 New Hampshire St, Yonder Mountain String Band; Jazzhaus, 926 1/2 Massachusetts St, Blue Roux
Sept.7
Bottleneck, Impossibles with River City High, Recover, and Schatzi
Jazzhaus, Tim Mahoney and the Meenies
Liberty Hall, 642 Massachusetts St., Hank Thompson
Sept.8
Bottleneck, Pedro The Lion with Seldom, Elevator Division and Son, Ambulance Jazzhaus, Nace Brothers
Sept.10
Jazzhaus, Open Jam and Spanktones Bottleneck, Kirk Rundstrom Band with Mike West and Myskin, and Jeff and Vida
Sept.11
Bottleneck, Propagandhi with Randy, Sense of Self, and Element
Sept.12
Jazzhaus, DJ Sonic Soundscape at the Granada, 1020 Massachusetts St. , Rollins Band Bottleneck, Ghostie with Fifth Ticket Fraud, The Onlys, Dreamer, Betty Blowtorch
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