12B - THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN ENTERTAINMENT THURSDAY, AUG. 23, 2001 Crossword ACROSS 1 Elegantly stylish 5 God of Islam 10 Rug type 14 Man of courage 15 Finnish bath 16 Soft-drink flavor 17 Caspian feeder 18 Chinese appetizer 20 Ethnic slaughter 22 Surpair 23 Inoperative, to NASA 24 Refrain from 26 College in Sioux City 30 Anil or woad 31 Ferry of Roxy Music 32 Upright 34 Not up yet 35 Writer Terkel 37 Clerain's cousin 41 Anthemomer Hubble 43 Sugary 44 Racetrack stop 47 Plung weapon 50 Sea polyp 52 Called up 53 Drawn lot 54 Source of Aster's fortune 58 Deflects 61 Taj Mahal site 62 Pretty soon 63 Years (for) 64 Sandra and Rubi 65 Evening in Bologna 66 Winter precipitation 67 Mary Baker or Nelson 8/23/01 DOWN 1 Steam engine's noise 2 Roll-call response 3 Khomeini's country 4 Portcoo 5 Select for duty 6 Toady 7 Angler's decoy 8 Colonial blackbird $ \textcircled{c} $ 2001 Tribune Media Services, Inc All rights reserved. 9 Solo of "Star Wars" 10 Use elbow grease 11 Uttered a raucous cry 12 Dawn-til-dusk 13 Aplyent 14 Bridge expert Charles 15 To _a phrase 16 Discover 17 Keats poems 18 CEO's degree 19 Poetic globe 20 Bread for a Reuben 21 Noveau 22 Demote 23 Cob or pen 24 Fork part 24 Actress ret. work 24 Nice summer? 24 Lateen-rigged ships 24 Shipped Check here tomorrow for solutions to this puzzle 44 Italian dishes 45 Synchronous 46 Intense fear 48 Deep-seated rancor 49 Least cooked 51 Food from heaven 54 Cash penalty 55 Elderly 56 ___ Scott Case 57 Gentling word 59 Gore and Capp 60 Our sun College is time to explore kinks put sprinkles on the cupcakes Sex — it's just one o those things. Whether it's with yourself or with another person, almost everybody does it in some form or another. SEXCOLUMN And it's difficult to find somebody who honestly never thinks about it, especially in college. So why is it so embarrassing to talk about sex? Almost everybody has had a type of "birds and bees" Likes, dislikes, quirks, kinks and fetishes are all part of a healthy sexual life, but are usually kept under wraps, in the very back part of the mind reserved for things like crushes on teachers and thoughts about Brad Pitt. talk, but few people have actually hashed out their intimate desires with anybody, partner or friend. closed view of what is "OK" in sex is very limiting. Almost everybody has them, but most people are embarrassed to admit to anything but the purest of sexual thoughts. Sex with your personal quirks included is similar to a cupcake with sprinkles - much more fun and tasty. Anything more than that, and things seem as though they could get weird. Meghan Bainum Sex Columnist Commentary Unfortunately, this Sex Columnist sexquestion@hotmail.com Still, it's hard to tell the girl or guy you've just kissed that you are interested in playing around with a vibrator, or that you like to be spanked as part of foreplay. In fact, there may be all kinds of things you want to try and think about all the time, but just aren't sure about how to, well, start to do them. College is the time to experience things. Granted, your aunt was probably talking about classes, but it works for sexual things too. That's where this column comes in. When else are you going to be in a small town with thousands upon thousands of other people your age who are —with some differences, of course—probably just as interested and curious about sexual stuff as you are? Have a question about sex? Then ask! Anything is fair game, from how to insert slot A into tab B to buy the perfect sex toy and everything in between. You'll help your sex life, and you might broaden somebody else's sexual horizon too. Asking questions is easy. Just e-mail me at sexquestion@hotmail.com. You don't have to put your name on your question unless you want to, and no serious questions will be turned away, as long as the answers aren't too risque for the editors. But don't be too serious. Sex is something that should be fun. All it takes is an open mind, and a little bit of know how, so everybody involved stays safe and leaves with a smile on his or her face. Straight, gay, bi-sexual or anything else, it does not matter. WEATHER FORECAST TODAY Mostly Cloudy with scattered showers and thunderstorms TONIGHT TOMORROW Cloudy with continued showers & thunderstorms. 69. Overcast. Showers and thunderstorms once again, but not as strong. 84. SATURDAY Partly Cloudy with isolated thunderstorms. 86. KUJH-TV New ODDITIES Bogus body parts cause investigation of director ST. LOUIS — A would-be horror story turned into a comedy for police after they found a torso in a trash can. A dark red trail led them to Eric Stanze's back door. When the 29-year-old man let them inside Saturday, they found a home full of decapitated heads, disemboweled corpses and other mutiated body parts. Serial killer? Not quite. So fooled by Stanze's handiwork, the police called in the medical examiner to investigate the scene just to be sure. "I went around back, and there were The body parts, it turned out, were all movie props made of plastic or papermache and covered with bogus blood by Stanze, a director and producer of independent horror videos. flies buzzing around the Dumpster." Stanze said. "I could see how the cops could mistake it for a real crime scene." Turkey terrorized town before sent on its way Mike Roberts, owner of Mike's Nuisance Animal Control, captured the wild turkey Monday and released him miles away in a wooded area. HOLLAND, Mich. — After terrorizing residents for months, a tom turkey with a foul attitude has received a one-way ticket out of town. "He was the bully of the block," The irritable bird had taken up residence in the neighborhood since April, probably fed by people who were at first amused. But he soon turned aggressive and started frightening people, pinning them in their cars or behind their front doors. Walkers altered their routes to avoid him. Roberts said. During one morning jaunt, teacher Sue DeMott was held at bay by the turkey, who circled her as she tried to advance. When DeMott would take a step forward, the bird would get in front of her. Subway cars submerged to build artificial reef OFF CAPE HENLOPEN, Del. — In true New York style, 27 subway cars are now sleeping with the fishes. The New York subway cars made their last stop Tuesday, 80 feet below the surface of the Atlantic after a bulldozer pushed them off a barge 19 miles east of Cape Hlenopen. The cars are the first of about 400 expected to be sent from New York to help build an artificial reef. Officials expect to have weekly drops of 20 cars for the next 20 weeks. The subway cars will attract fish to the growing reef, fish will attract fishermen and fishermen will bring dollars, said Bill Baker, a charter boat captain and tackle store owner. "This is going to make fishing in Delaware famous," Baker said. Cleaning and shipping the cars to Delaware cost New York transit officials $1.6 million, a savings of about $4 million over having to clean them and dump them in a landfill. Talking car increases safety for police officer Liebl said the system improved safety and efficiency by letting him keep his hands on the wheel and eyes on the road. He can control sirens, lights, speed-tracking radar and radio by speaking into a microphone on the dashboard. He can read a car's license plate numbers into the microphone and the system will access an on-board database and audibly tell him about the car's owner and registration. 3100 W. 22nd Street Thanks to a simple, inexpensive device developed by the University of New Hampshire, Liebl's car listens and talks to him and keeps track of its own location. habit of talking to his car. That's because the car will talk back. Now Leasing for Fall! 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