Isn't it romantic
Horse and buggy rides will be given downtown until Christmas to encourage local shoppers do their holiday shopping in Lawrence.
For the third year in a row, the Phi Delta Theta fraternity has won the men's intramural football Hill Championship.
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Today there is a 50 percent chance of light snow, and the temperature will reach only 30 to 35 degrees. Tonight also will bring a chance of snow with temperatures in the teens.
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Vol. 97, No. 56 (USPS 650-640)
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Iran deal Reports say Shultz on verge of quitting
United Press International
WASHINGTON — Controversy yesterday surrounded the U.S.-Iranian arms deal that reportedly bought freedom for captive Americans, with reports Secretary of State George Shultz might quit and warnings the deal "guarantees the continued taking of hostages."
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John Hanna
Slave to fashion A horror story in one act
jolted from my slumber the other night, shaken by a horrible dream — one that came after a long night marked by too much pizza and stress.
It was terrible, but I'll recount it anyway.
The outlines of a local Salvation Army post fade
in. I stand in the hall, holding a basket of old shirts and suit jackets.
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"I'm sorry, kid," a worker says. "We just can't take them."
I look down at the clothes. The jackets have wide lapels, and the shirts, long pointed collars. The colors are wrong. They smack of polyester.
"You'll have to keep them," the worker says. "In fact, I'm going to have to report you to the Fashion Arbiter."
Suddenly, I can't move; I'm in stocks. A jeering crowd throws tomatoes.
A young minister wearing Italian shoes speaks. "Hearken ye, O Heathen! Thou art condemned to wear the paisley letter for the rest of your lifetime."
I must beg for food, because no restaurant will serve me. Maître d's sniff, "Ahm sor-rie, meeastair, but ahr dress clud clarify states that vous cannot wear cowboy bhuz with seats Su. No, no, no. It weel not dieut."
I am a fashion outcast, cut from society by the brand of my shirts. I could try to repent, but it would be impossible.
N00000.
I hang out with the burns, old guys who drool on their leisure suits as they snuggle with their bottles. I wear a sign on my chest, "Out of style," and people threw me nickels.
Now I'm on campus, standing near Watson Library. A group of small children from Hilltop Child Development Center, all dressed in bright jams, file past me. Suddenly, one little girl points.
"Who is that funny man, Miss Fran?" she asks. "I don't know, Cindy Lou," the teacher leading the children says. "But he's horrible. You don't want to be like him, do you?"
"No!' the children scream in unison. "He's
icky!"
"Hey, buddy," he says "You're trying. I know,
but the holes in your shoes are not right at all."
Now. I'm walking down Jayhawk Boulevard. A short guy with blond hair, wearing all white, stops me. I can tell he's really cool because he's wearing just the right number of those woven bracelets.
Hur! Task.
"They're not square enough and they're too
low," he says. "They're supposed to be cut above the knee."
"But I didn't cut them." I answer. "I wore them out."
He shudders.
"That bleach pattern needs a little work," he says. "It's too light. It's too random."
"Oh," I say, "that was an unfortunate mistake."
"I put bleach in the load that had my jeans by mistake," I say.
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"Well, I wouldn't put bleach on my jeans intentionally."
"What?"
Suddenly, silence reigns, and a crowd stops to listen, just as in the E.F. Hutton commercials. A policeman elbows his way through the mass of people.
He gets to me. He grabs me and starts dragging me away.
"Wait! " I say
"Where are we going!"
He throws me to the ground and slaps on the cuffs
"Hit the dirt, pond scum!" he screams.
"Your clothes are tacky! I'm going to book you."
"What about Miranda?" I ask. "What about my rights?"
"You have no rights," the policeman says. "Personally, fithy scum like you makes me sick. You're a disease." He rubs a hand
He rubs a hand roughly through my hair.
"Yeah, just as I thought," the officer sneers. "You have no mousse. I knew there was probable cause."
The crowd grows more restless. I see various farm implements, all of them sharp.
Now I'm in jail, or on top of it actually. I don't know how I got there, but it has something to do with a batched escape attempt. I'm on the roof of the second story. Below me, I see an angry mob, holding torches. Their brightly-colored clothes are by Bennett.
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