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University Daily Kansan
Page 1397 from reel: NP 10153 (2002-08-19 to 2002-12-12)
https://digital.lib.ku.edu/ku-udk/34652

Title: Ultra-Americanists Retaliate, Burn Every Other Country's Flags
Summary: Satirical article about a fictional University of Kansas group burning flags of other countries in response to American flag burnings worldwide, featuring humorous quotes from group members.
Category: opinion
Subjects: satire; political commentary; campus organizations
Named Entities: Zink, Adrian [satire writer]; Smith, John [KUUA President]; Hoover, Ursula [KU Ultra-American member]
Confidence: 0.9

Title: French Class Surrenders
Summary: Humorous account of a French class surrendering to German students, with the German department planning to colonize the classroom.
Category: campus news
Subjects: academic departments; foreign language education; campus humor
Named Entities: Fritz, Gunther [German teacher]
Confidence: 0.8

Title: New Study: 60% of College Men Prefer "Jesus-Look" Over Other Resemblances
Summary: Satirical piece about a fictional study finding college men prefer "Jesus-look" hairstyles, with commentary on fashion trends.
Category: features/profiles
Subjects: college culture; fashion trends; humor
Named Entities: Samms, Casey [Liberal sophomore]; Meisner, Mandalee [writer]
Confidence: 0.85

Title: Ashcroft Demands Copy of 'Naughty List'
Summary: Satirical article about Attorney General John Ashcroft demanding Santa's naughty list, with humorous commentary on government surveillance.
Category: opinion
Subjects: political satire; government oversight; humor
Named Entities: Ashcroft, John [Attorney General]; Gay, Brandon [satire writer]
Confidence: 0.9

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