THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN ENTERTAINMENT TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 26, 2002 804 Massachusetts St. • Downtown Lawrence • (785) 843-5000 WEATHER TODAY 31 20 cloudy with a chance for flurries TOMORROW 39 16 mostly sunny and cold THURSDAY MATT JACOBS/DEPARTMENT OF ATMOSPHERIC SCIENCES 42 17 mostly sunny There are so many roads on life's journey. Why not take one that leads to success? For information on becoming an RA for KU Student Housing, attend one of the information sessions in December. . . December 2 7:00 p.m. McCollum Hall December 3 7:00 p.m. Jayhawker Towers ARC December 4 6:00 p.m Mrs.E's Banquet Room 5:00 p.m. Kansas Union Walnut Roam December 5. 2:00 p.m. Kansas Union, Walnut Room Become an RA today! by Sprengelmeyer & Davis CAPTAIN RIBMAN Osbourness shows serious side The Associated Press NEW YORK - The Osbournes becomes a reality show in the bleakest sense this season, as Ozzy and the kids cope with matriarch Sharon Osbourne's colon cancer. Yet as the second batch of episodes begins today, MTV also is trying to maintain the wackiness that made the series the network's biggest hit. The heavy-metal rocker, his wife and two of their three children are very different people than they were when they opened their home to us a year ago. They still spew plenty of profanities for the censors to bleep out. And Ozzy still shuffles around the house rambling incoherently about that tricky remote control. But the Osbournes are no longer just a cuddly dysfunctional family: They're a multimedia empire, with everything from books to bobblehead dolls. The change is obvious in the first episode, which airs at 10:30 p.m. EST. Ozzy and Sharon fly to Washington, D.C., for the annual White House Correspondents' dinner, where they're the guests of Fox News Channel's Greta van Susteren. Back home, 17-year-old son Jack turns the hose on fans who lurk on the Osbournes' front lawn, longing for a peek at the now-famous family and their ever-growing menagerie of dogs and cats. And daughter Kelly, 18, rehearses for the MTV Movie Awards, where she'll perform her cover of Madonna's "Papa Don't Preach," the first single off her new album, which also comes out today. "Things are kind of like so good right now," Sharon says as the episode ends. "Everything is really great for us, that I think something's going to come and like, you know, knock us on the chin." That something comes at the start of episode two: Sharon's diagnosis of colon cancer. The 50-year-old is characteristically practical in discussing the disease and even invites MTV's cameras along for her first chemotherapy treatment. But the show's tone — and the rest of the family — change irrevocably. Ozzy alternates between boozing heavily and practicing yoga backstage during the Ozzfest tour Ozzy admits, "My heart was breaking every night on stage." But then the action goes back to Jack, surfing in Malibu and fracturing his elbow when he tries to show off by leaping from a pier. The juxtaposition may seem awkward, but the show's producers say they must document everything if they're going to create authentic reality television. "The heart and soul will continue to be this extraordinary family set in ordinary situations," said Lois Curren, MTV executive vice president of the series. Crossword ACROSS 1 Swiss range 5 Drove too fast 9 Binge 14 Patsy 15 Kilauea flow 16 Primp 17 Opera melody 18 Whitney and Lilly 19 Causes turbulence 20 Headlong 22 Act infatuated 23 Place in bondage 24 Shoving match 27 Take back 29 Ancient 30 Jewel weight 34 Lennon's Yoko 35 Mass of rock 36 Yemen port 37 Dublin theatre 39 Summit 40 Public disturbance 41 Ghostly comment 42 Home or bed follower 43 "___ the ramparts..." 44 Photographer Brady 47 Beauty treatment? 49 Stretchable 54 Relaxed state 55 Penell fill 56 Leader's position 58 Bivouac 59 Concept 60 Mountain ridge 61 Elevator man 62 St. Louis gridders 63 Consumer protection advocate 64 Infielder Rose 65 Otherwise DOWN 1 Wide open 2 Actress Sophia 3 Buckets 4 Buy time 5 Record holder? 6 Makeshift bed 7 Wickedness $ \textcircled{c} $ 2002 Tribune Media Services, Inc All rights reserved. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 | | | | | 15 | | | | | 16 | | | | 17 | | | | 18 | | | | | 19 | | | | 20 | | | | 21 | | | | 22 | | | | | 23 | | | | | | | 24 | | | | | 25 | 26 | |---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---| | | | | 27 | | | 28 | | | | 29 | | | | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | | 34 | | | | 35 | | | | | 36 | | | | 37 | 38 | | | | 39 | | | | | 40 | | | | 41 | | | | 42 | | | | | | 43 | | | 44 | | | 45 | 46 | | | | | | 47 | | | 48 | | | 49 | | | 50 | 51 | 52 | 53 | | | | 54 | | | | 55 | | | | | | | 56 | 57 | | | | 58 | | | | 59 | | | | | 60 | | | | | 61 | | | | 62 | | | | | 63 | | | | | 64 | | | | 65 | | | | 11/26/02 8 "Kapital" 9 Develop buds 10 Conclusive evidence 11 Strengthen 12 Moray 13 Printer's measures 21 Trading center 22 Hatfield's foe 22 Rational 25 Andes animal 26 Sidled 28 Automaton 30 Pool shot 31 Farewell in Marselles 32 Clarified a request 33 Hill dweller? 33 Manx, e.g. 37 Diminish 38 One and the other 42 Trade 44 Expert 45 Recluse 46 Slip by Solutions to yesterday's puzzle. 48 Sew loosely 50 Old English county 51 Subject to ocean's ebb and flow 52 Particulars 53 Come to an end 55 Walled-city entrance 56 Enthusiast 57 Levin or Gershwin 58 Flatfoot