14 • THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
ENTERTAINMENT
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 21,2002
J. Lodrops albums,men at mean pace
When a pop artist drops a new album to be consumed by the masses, a new image is sure to go along with it. Whenever artists reemerge in the public eye, they sport new hairstyles, new clothes, and new jewelry, but for Jennifer Lopez, a new husband is a must-have as well.
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So because J. Lo is dropping her third album, This is Me, she went out and got a new spouse, and who should it be but the Daredevil himself, Ben Affleck.
Because I don't know either of them, I'm in no position to say that their undying love for each other isn't real, but I am quite skeptical to the fact that they are getting married already.
They've been going out for only a couple of months.
From my experience it seems that most girls date several guys and then choose one to marry, but apparently that isn't good enough for Jennifer, because she has to marry them all.
As you probably know, it was only two years ago when she used to roam around
Of course there are some people who get married after knowing each other for only a couple months and their marriages last forever, but when dealing with Ms. Lo, most souls know she doesn't exactly have the greatest track record when it comes to the whole marriage thing.
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town with a certain fellow named Diddy. Then, in what seemed to happen in about a matter of a week, she broke up with Diddy and got married to some guy named Chris Judd, who was one of the dancers in her video "Love Don't Cost a Thing."
Apparently her love only cost the amount of money to pay for some dancing lessons. However, by the time Diddy started whining to her that he needed a girl,
Jennifer Lopez recently became engaged to Ben Affleck. Affleck will be her third husband.
she got divorced to Judd, leaving everyone's head spinning.
And if that wasn't enough, rumors started to circulate that she was dating Ben Affleck.
No sooner did those rumors get confirmed, that it was announced that she and Ben were engaged. I'm pretty sure that
brings us up to date, but for all I know right now, as I am typing this, she is getting engaged to Matt Damon.
So I wish her and Ben the happiest of marriages, but I don't see why she has to marry all of the guys she dates.
It would probably be better if she just simply dated a guy for even a couple months and then got married.
From my experience it seems that most girls date several guys and then choose one to marry, but apparently that isn't good enough for Jennifer, because she has to marry them all.
But I suppose she is a celebrity, so therefore getting married every year isn't that far out of the ordinary.
It's just at the pace she's going, she will leave an arsenal of hit songs about her in her wake.
This year, P. Diddy and Chris Judd are going to team up on "I Need a Girl pt. 3." Next year, the two of them and Ben are going to do part four and in a couple years we will all be treated to "I Need a Girl pt. 7" featuring P. Diddy, Chris Judd, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Donnie Osmond and John Mayer.