TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 2002 SPORTS THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN = 7A KU football is like watching somebody kick a baby. OK, this is for the moron that said KU has no competition this year. How about No. 1 Arizona, No. 3 Oklahoma, and ranked Texas and god knows, Missouri, and all those schools. - I just wanted to say that guy's an idiot, and he needs to read or something. 图 - Yeah, I was just reading Ryan Wood's comments on Boschee's book in his article in the UDK. And well, he's from Missouri, so he doesn't get to talk in this state. So tell him to go back home, loser. --- Just a little FYI. You have to buy your tickets for next week's game for the preseason NIT, so uh, you might wanna do that. Thanks, bye. - Yeah, I was just wondering who the last team to actually beat KU in an exhibition game was. Thanks. I'm calling in on the "Weekend offers to do more than attend game," by Ryan Greene. It's obvious this nerd the Kansan has writing the football articles knows nothing about the game. When was the last time Ryan woke up early in the morning and practiced or lifted weights? Or when was the last time he stayed up late at night watching football film and analyzing them? He plays NCAA football on PlayStation a couple of times and thinks he's Vince Lombardi. Oh yeah, Ryan, here's something you forgot to put on your list of things to do. How about after the game you go to the locker room and mock the football team face to face? That'll give you something to do on the weekends It's called rehab. --- How much chalk could a rock chalk Jayhawk chalk if a rock chalk Jayhawk could rock chalk? - Jeff Graves has played just two exhibition games, and already we've got stupid fans calling in saying that he sucks. He might be out of shape, but that doesn't mean he can't ball, so shut your mouth and give him a chance. Out. You think getting advanced honors. Calculus II is difficult to understand? Try figuring out how to get KU basketball tickets. - --- Yeah. I just figured out how I'm gonna get to watch KU basketball this season. I'll just travel to all the away games, because it'll be easier to get tickets there than here. --- K-State sucks, Mizzou sucks, and so does the Kansas basketball ticket office. - Does anyone else think that Aaron Miles looks like Ja Rule? - Hey, I for one am excited for next football season. Good job this year, guys. - OK, I was going to wait until the offseason to buy a Muck Fizzou shirt, but I just remembered, oh, Mizzou sucks all year round. - Mizzou manages to defy all rational thought. How, you may ask? They win, yet they still suck. Never before has such a possibility existed. It is reserved for only the worst, for only the sorriest excuse for a school on the face of the planet. Mizzou sucks. POLL kansan.com Now that Kansas has finished its first season with coach mark Mangino at the helm, how many season will it take Mangino's Jayhawks to earn a bowl bird? 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