====PAGE-LEVEL METADATA==== University Daily Kansan Page 0538 from reel: NP 10153 (2002-08-19 to 2002-12-12) https://digital.lib.ku.edu/ku-udk/35511 Title: University Liable Before U.N. Summary: Satirical article about U.N. inspectors finding KU has 'weapons of mass frustration' affecting enrollment and campus procedures, with quotes from U.N. officials and White House considering intervention. Category: campus news Subjects: university administration; satire; student life; campus issues Named Entities: Gay, Brandon [writer]; Annan, Kofi [U.N. Secretary-General]; Fleischer, Ari [White House Press Secretary] Confidence: 0.9 Title: University Fixes Y2K Bug Summary: KU Technology Department completes Y2K compliance process costing $2.3 million, expecting full campus compliance by mid-October as part of the KU First Technology Initiative. Category: campus news Subjects: technology; university administration; campus operations Named Entities: Ross, Ben [writer] Confidence: 0.9 Title: KU Bookstore Holds Degree Buy Back Summary: KU Bookstore initiates program allowing students to sell back worthless degrees for 7-12% of original cost, with employee comparing degree value to textbooks. Category: campus news Subjects: university services; student life; academics Named Entities: Ross, Ben [writer]; Copperpot, Stan [KU bookstore employee] Confidence: 0.9 Title: Fashion Today: KU Student Tries Trend Setting Summary: Satirical profile of KU student Robert Clancy who invents unusual fashion style with neoprene wetsuit and wooden clogs, facing skepticism from peers and fashion experts. Category: features/profiles Subjects: student life; fashion; satire; campus culture Named Entities: Stephenson, Joe [writer]; Clancy, Robert [student]; Cooper, Art [GQ editor] Confidence: 0.9 Note: Descriptive metadata for this item has been generated in part using AI (artificial intelligence) technologies and may be incomplete, misleading, or inaccurate. Please contact the Kenneth Spencer Research Library with specific questions or concerns.