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University Daily Kansan
Page 0354 from reel: NP 10153 (2002-08-19 to 2002-12-12)
https://digital.lib.ku.edu/ku-udk/35695

Title: McDonalds Introduces Veggie-Free French Fries
Summary: Satirical article about McDonald's introducing vegetable-free french fries in response to customer backlash over previous fat reduction, with plans to phase out potatoes entirely by December 2004.
Category: features/profiles
Subjects: fast food industry; product innovation; satire
Named Entities: Gay, Brandon [writer]; Roberts, Michael [McDonalds U.S.A. president]
Confidence: 0.9

Title: Man Hopes for Attack
Summary: Satirical piece about a Lawrence resident who hopes for an attack on Iraq to sell his stockpile of 'Bomb Saddam' T-shirts, with commentary on war profiteering and political figures.
Category: features/profiles
Subjects: satire; war politics; commercialism
Named Entities: Ince, Paul [Lawrence resident]; Cheney, Dick [vice-president]; Miller, Dennis [comedian]
Confidence: 0.9

Title: Professors Understanding of Dirty Hippies, Study Finds
Summary: Satirical article about a University of Kansas sociology department study finding increased understanding and acceptance of 'dirty hippie' students among professors, with quotes from anonymous teachers.
Category: features/profiles
Subjects: higher education; student culture; satire
Named Entities: Knox, Ron [writer]
Confidence: 0.9

Title: Jeremy to Sue Over 'ButterBurger' Copyright
Summary: Satirical piece about porn star Ron Jeremy filing a lawsuit against Culver's for using the 'ButterBurger' phrase, claiming he coined it 15 years ago during an adult film scene.
Category: features/profiles
Subjects: entertainment industry; legal issues; satire
Named Entities: Jeremy, Ron [porn star]; Knox, Ron [writer]
Confidence: 0.9

Title: Photo: Paul Ince, Lawrence Resident, Peddles His 'Bomb Saddam' T-Shirts at the Corner of 9th and Massachusetts Streets T...
Category: photos/graphics
Subjects: satire; war politics; commercialism
Confidence: 0.8

Title: In Other News...
Summary: Brief news roundup including: Student tries to pay tuition with Lawrence dollars; KU First disappointed by second place finish.
Category: informational content
Subjects: campus news; student life; university events
Confidence: 0.7

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