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University Daily Kansan
Page 0268 from reel: NP 10153 (2002-08-19 to 2002-12-12)
https://digital.lib.ku.edu/ku-udk/35781

Title: Fate of Last Available Parking Space Debated
Summary: Satirical article about the discovery of the last remaining parking space on campus and debates over its preservation or use.
Category: campus news
Subjects: university parking; campus facilities; student life
Named Entities: Miller, Max [anthropology professor]; Yates, Dan [sophomore]; Jenson, Arthur [physics professor]
Confidence: 0.9

Title: Area Schools, Graves Find 'Less Is More'
Summary: Satirical piece about Governor Bill Graves' proposal to cut funding for Kansas public schools by eliminating 'frivolous' expenses like teachers and materials.
Category: features/profiles
Subjects: education funding; school budget cuts; educational policy
Named Entities: Graves, Bill [Kansas governor]
Confidence: 0.9

Title: Wescoe Among 'Ugliest Buildings of the Big 12'
Summary: Article about Wescoe Hall being named one of the 'Ugliest Buildings of the Big 12' in Architectural Digest, with reactions from university officials.
Category: features/profiles
Subjects: university architecture; campus facilities; building design
Named Entities: Bretz, Lynn [director of University Relations]
Confidence: 0.9

Title: Kohler, God to Develop 'Number 3'
Summary: Satirical article about Kohler's joint venture with God to develop a new form of human excretion called 'Number 3'.
Category: features/profiles
Subjects: product development; humor; satire
Confidence: 0.9

Title: Photo: Max Miller, Anthropology Professor, Drops His Bag in Disbelief Upon Discovering a Parking Spot on Campus.
Category: photos/graphics
Confidence: 0.9

Title: Photo: Robinson Goldstein, Hiawatha Junior, and Arturo Lemmon, Des Moines, Iowa, Sophomore, Turn Away in Horror at the A...
Category: photos/graphics
Confidence: 0.9

Title: In Other News
Summary: Brief satirical news items including: long-time joke ruined by addition of 'in bed' with fortune cookies, sports world stunned as rock beats paper, asteroid to hit Earth in 35,000 years, and large angry mob makes well thought-out conscientious decisions.
Category: other
Confidence: 0.9

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