UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Wednesday, December 9, 1992 13 Need help Spring semester with stroke patient 6-10 m or M-F $35/hr. 843-9303 Responsible energetic person needed to care for *o* m o baby Santa Sarah M 12-6. Many other day & evening hours await. Child care expert. helpful. req. Good $1. Call Teresa ASAP 454-1195. Help Wanted EARN CASH ON THE SPOT! GET $135 BY DONATING NINE TIMES IN ONE MONTH NABI BIOMEDICAL CENTER 816 W. 24TH 749-5750 Work in beautiful Colorado mountains this summer at Chelsea Colorado Campus summer program. R.N.s, drivers, office wringlers, nanny, kitchen, laundry, laundry equipment, craft counselors, campers age 17-18. Room and board, cash salary, travel allowance. Our 2nd summer! Must be at least 18 years old. Applicants will be notified on campus interview date. Apply to www.coloradocampus.com, box 6523, Denver, Colorado 80206, 303-377-3616. Workstation position position at Naisimh Hall. Room & board available in return for working 24 hrs a week in our Food Services operation. Customer service skills, neat appearance are a must. Job location: Naisimh Hall, 180 Naisimh Dr. E.O.E./A/MFH Naisimh Hall, 1800 Naisimh Dr. E.O.E./A/MFH 225 Professional Services DUI/TRAFFIC/FAKEID *FREE Initial Consultation Elizabeth Leach Attorney Former Prosecutor 1031 Vermont 749-0087 1031 Vermont 749-0087 HEALING WAYS for WOMEN Therapeutic Hypnosis-Holistic Counseling Relationship Apps & Alpine China Stress Management + Eating Disorders + Spirituality SUE WESTWIND, M.A., C.Ht. Byappointment, 843-4235 Do you have a Mac? I'm willing to consult anyone I can help. Can you give me help, using setup, up or understanding, I live worked in a Macintosh Lab & have a solid understanding of most my software. Give me a call, e-mail us, or call 1-800-352-7994. OUI / Traffic Criminal Defense OUI / Traffic Criminal Defense FOR FREE CONSULATION Call FRIED RYDMAN, ATTORNEY RICK FRYDMAN, ATTORNEY 823 Missouri Weekend & Evening By Appptmt. INTERNATIONAL STUDENTS! Video from home you can watch? We transfer! Reasonable rates! Welcome video Transfer P.O. Box G, Awkshire. KS5 0681) or J42-6955. TRAFFIC-DOT'S Fake ID & alcohol offenses divorce, criminal & civil matters The law offices of The law offices of DONALD G. STROLE DONALD A. STROLE Donald G. Strole Sally G. Kelsey 16 East 13th 842-1133 235 Typing Services F-1 AWB Word Processing, under 30p, overnight servery F-2 AWB Word Processing, under 45p, a.m. F-3 AWB Word Processing, 843-290-698 Donna's Quality Typing Research papers, thesis, dissertations, and conference papers in printer printing and 9-5 on paper with 9-5 on paper. A Word Processing turns your frings into Rama and creates a document. I face me PC. 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No calls after 9 p.m. Bedford, NY Board of Trustees Northwestern University Anderson, IL Electrical Services Northwestern University Anderson, IL Architectural Services Northwestern University Anderson, IL 300s Merchandise 305 For Sale 78 Toyota Corolla 9900, OHO, desk, fan, etc. Make offer. Call 841-6539 Leave a message. 3KR UFUs Brand New Great KM xmas presents Same as those sold in Haskins stores. $30 each. $62 each. © Cormorant Beringham, Inc. 501-728-4390 AM/FM FM looked good, AC/TA-Ac, black $240; Zoho.com looked good, AT/Ac, black $240; Zoho.com Antique furniture, vintage clothing, basalchall cards, fine jewels, collectibles, comic books and collector Playfair magazines. Quantrillia 811 New Hampshire Open Friday, Saturday and Sunday 10 Do you need a ride to Bork or between, leave 12/18 Gau & Driving 141-8788 For male dresser, nightstand and double bed. Good condition. Willing to negotiate. Call Ken at (804) 317-2600. Everything But It! We carry Bookscares, Bed, Chest of Drawers & More! 993 Music Bookscares For Sale: *19" Zenith color TV $45. Call #82 6867 after 5 p.m. leave message For Sale 1025 Camellia M600 Mountain bike Wanted 18-23" tires, $499.00 Gyrelin Helmet 90 Very Nogative 86-30 (59) Very Nogative Helmet 90 KU Student Basketball tickets for sale. Catch all the home games. Call 823-2090. Horse Spray Moped, Red, must be sold by December 18. Best Offer price. No insurance costs. $5 to fill it up. No credit check. No cash payment. Removable Beer Machine will hold 16 gallon beer and fresh for winter weeks. #45 (MUST) Must Sale! $42.99 Bends Elite LX Screwdriver 3000 series 3000 bits looks like bwrk prew. bwrk_prev. call swrk_bwrk. www.bendingdirect.com Leather Jackets Large, 2 weeks old, removable jackets for ski trip to k19. Call Mike at 842-825-4298. Mountain Bike, Diamond Back "Ascend" with U-LOCK and "Tune up" Best Offer 855-0119 Must sell 1978 McDonalds Civic spd. $400 or best offer. good in town car 841 902 460 New double bed only used 1 semester. Available Jan 11/50 B.O. B 748-4364 Nood, everything prefers, stereo, guirrors, amp, earphones, cameras, etc. Call G4 843-2091. Everything must go! kossiog skis. Poles and binding included. Good condition $290. Call 842-9770 20% best offer. call 1-293-9-730, leave message. Technics K500 musical keyboard. 20-fill size keys. Programmatic chords, digital LCD, many features and stand. Only 3 yrs. old, $295 new/obo $280 vbsol student B-ball tickets indv. indices or whole kg. avail. call 1-649-7008. leave message 340 Auto Sales Olds Supreme IS, 38,000 miles, all options sight had damage but excellent condition, silver brush, excellent condition Valvo P1000E4 for sale. Great looking car. Rumual give 5,000 EF, 2 door, 2 door minimal spraying need. Low mileage, good condition. 360 Miscellaneous CAR POOL NEEDED UP KS to Lawrence for day carSES. Shawneille (913) 677-2562. CORRUGATED BOXES Moving, storage & fix boxes. Lg quantities at www.vincentmack.com (844-796-1025) for cell phone # 844-831-1215. Ask for Services Dept. 370 Want to Buy Basketball tickets for 2/20 State game for alum- tion dollar paid. 713-361-5411. Final Portraits for alumni and alumni family. Want to purchase Spuds Mackenzie lamp. 845-6168 home 864-3201 work. 845-6168 WANTED LEVYS 50' SJENS WE PAY UP TO 11.00 also buy Disney Jeans, Jackets 841-704-664 400s Real Estate 405 For Rent MUST SUBLEASE HBt Apt. Dress from stadium, walk to KU Lots of lotex. DW, Can furnish hotels. 1, 2 & b & bed, spacious, all the amenities, fireplace, dishwashers, dishwasher, Microwave. Starting at $49.95 per room. 1 dbm house for rent. Hardwood floors $875/mo. Contact Del 814-4500. SUNRISE TERRACE - Walking distance to KU - Paid cable TV Call 841-1287 Sunrise Apts. 10th B Arkansas 1900 NAISMTH 3 4 4 BR. 2 Bath. Lg. rooms. micro IVR room operated laundry, dishwasher, electric kettle (variable water). 2 Bdr. 1+½ bath unit. house near downtown, and Acv. Attn L/93-843-3272. 3 Bdr. duplex, 1 car garage, ceiling fan, W/D 28" TV, Wi-Fi internet, new area, avail. At $25/month $49/week in Raleigh, NC. Buy online at www.wayfinder.com **bdrm** 4 plex. $150. mo./avail Jan 1: 823-0966 **bedroom**; bath. 769 sq. ft., available in January ery new for only $335 a month very close to camus for 863-2457 Holiday Apartments Avail. Immediately. 1-4 BRs. Recently constructed. Nice, quiet setting. On bus route. $330 & up. 230 Mt. Hope CT. 843-0011 2 Bedroom, Washer / Dryer/Hook Up, Fenced back $44/month, w/pets, $60/month Available $99/month, w/pets, $75/month 3 bdr - 2-bath apt avail. Jan 1 for lease or lease in towang-lake, Spacious, furnished, & B2 BRUDA BIPA 478 Available Jan 1 until June or biennial, 1W, Ac. Next to Stadium, close to campus. 2 bedroom townhouse in Trairligie. Very spacious with all the trimming! Must see it to believe it. Apparently available in ECM office but booked Apparently available in ECM office but booked Apparently available in ECM office but booked Apparently available in ECM office but booked B: From K100 C: From K800 D: To K800 bus route E: To K800 bus route F: On cable TV/Pos G: On cable TV/Pos H: From management I: In management J: In management K: 20th B: of Klowa L: 20th C: of Klowa M: 5th C: of Klowa to 30th Sr. C: N: Call for Appointment O: Call for Appointment 3 Premier upper half of house. 7th block Missouri St. Furnished. $900/day. Available Jan. 1-5. Avail Jun. 1, sublease 2 h/8 bath on bus route. Avail Sep. 30, $65/mo water paid. Call Mollum or Tmurz II Birch 917-347-6500. 1 bedroom home on campus. Need 5? occupants for spring semester. A & C furnished; remodeled and upgraded. 4-8 bedrooms. 3-4 bedroom house available Jan. 1. Close to KU. Wood floors. Penced yard. N84. 821-728 Naismith Place Avail January. Brand new 4-bedroom duplexes in W. Lawrence Duplexes will be rented on a room basis and will include a bedroom, check their references the works include large bedrooms, washer/dryer bookups, 2 car garage, vaulted ceilings, ceiling fan, walk-in closet, kitchen per month. Call Cameron at 865-0915 TODAY for more info, and to set up a time to view the duplexes. We assure you that this will be the BEST living space. Beautiful large, private, 1 bedroom town home, all utilities paid, pet references, $450/mo for info Available Jan. 1. Unfurnished one bedroom app. $270/room. All room are paid, quiet bed, computer desk, desk chair. & 2 bedroom AWPAITMENTS & 2 bedroom BD4444. Open 6 a.m. for your week. details @ 824-4444. Open 6 a.m. for your week. details @ 824-4444. Open 6 a.m. for your week. We have a few very large one & two bedroom apartments available. •On KU Bus Route •Call today for an appointment and best selection. 2401 W25th,9A3 842-1455 (sorry, no pets) Rent 3 bedroom apartment, 2 bath, furnished, in burea pool. Available Jan. 10, $8,000 per month. Furn. rm, Female grad student, Clean, Quilt, Clothes, Nosm/pt. Avail. Dvl. 17 109 Indiana 84253 Great deal Sublease Jan. J.Tal. 31. 2 bdm if Nice Close to campus In Surrey Place 1 bdm In Surrey Place 1 bdm Large furnished room with own bath in private en suite. Cavity lighting 739-849 and 739-829 daylighting. huge bedroom available in house at 10th and Tern Michi private $190/mo. Available Janauar Saturday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday Friday, Saturday, Sunday A Quiet, Relaxed Atmosphere Morning Star Management for rooms and apts. in older star homes. Reasonable prices. 41-BSTAR (7827) - Close to campus •Spacious 2 bedroom •Laundry facility •Swimming Pool •Waterbed allowed Moving out of Nairnith Hall. Need someone to carry me home. Could be in room. If not, please call 8323 B3549. 9th & Avalon 842-3040 Must subsale B1R % brand from campus brand available Jan 1st午月 $17.85/$85 Call 749-658 Spring semester lease available. 15 meals per week Maid service. Excellent facilities Call Christy at 865-0198 Nice and very clean 2 bdmrt ap for sublease. Avail for $30 and an $50 use in bus route. Please call 865-2729 Quiet, affordable, beautiful air, apt. Available in carpet, blinds, central air, gas heat. No pet allowed. Roommate needed in 4B br apt with 3 guests In Sunrise Village 1900 +/- 1/4 utility room *Spaecious 2 Room Apt. nier campus for person or person only* *$300/room, 789-549 at 5 p.m. Ref. RF* *100% taxable* Spacator Kit建築 appl. MUST SUBLEASE in space. Spacator Kit建築 appl. must come take a Look at 688-288-9544 or 688-288-9545. TIME To lease for second semester: Excellent selection of Studio, Music, Art, Dance, Julie or Mary at B42-4200. Sorry, no pets. 15th & Crestline Sublease - 2 BR apt for Jan 1993, New with dishwasher. Only $850/month. Space & bus on line. Only $890/Mo. Call 843-252-8670. Avail for. Jau. Hurry and call Sarah or Jane at Traillidge 843-7333 Sublease 2 bedrooms for spring semester CHEAP! 3 bunks from campus. Female, non-smoker SUBLEASE 1 bedroom basement apartment. 916 Ohio $225 + utilities. Call 841-579-7987 Sublease 4DBR 2B AAp Available Jan.1 Surprise Village, quiet en exit. Call 841-1578 Sublease clean, new 2 BR for Jan. 1st. !w/ block from campus. $10 of 1st fee. Joel B41. Room 218. Suburban Bedroom $bedroom1 Bath/garage paid imi- nity $bath1 $garage2 $water paid imi- nity $water2 $toilet paid imi- nity $toilet2 $movable bed $movable bed $500/mo, regular $400/mo, Available now. Bus $bus3 $bus3 OPENDAILY MASTERCRAFT 9:00 a.m.-5:00 p.m. Reserve your home today! Don't be left in the cold! Campus Place-841-1429 1145 Louisiana Hanover Place-841-1212 14th & Mass. FURNISHED 2, 2+ & 4 bbm apts designed with you in mind! Regents Court-749-0445 1905 Mass. - Computer Room Orchard Corners-749-4226 15th&Kasold If You Can Find A Better Deal, TAKE IT!! Now Leasing For Spring Semester! with more affordable rates than ever! Tanglewood-749-2415 10th & Arkansas 842-4455 - Dine Anytime Meals $ ^{ \textcircled{5}} $ - Semi-private Baths Sundance-841-5255 7th&Florida Call Now To Reserve Your Room. MASTERCRAFT 1800 Naismith Drive 843-8559 Sublease Dec. thru July DEC RENT FREE only $165 per month Call Ashley 749-2665 Sublease伞 Jan 1 - Aug 16 2 bus.2 bath, furnished, 微 d/w balcony on 3 bus.2 bath, Call 892-451-0711 www.sublease.com Tired of landlords? Try living cooperatively at the Sunflower House. We have openings for the fall and spring. We offer friendly alternative living at fantastic rates. Call 749-8781 or 814-8484 or stop by 160 Two Bedroom Apt. in house/display. Close, close to downtown, South Park, and KU. No smoking, no littering. [URGENT] I need one roommate or 4 people to submit. sthroomhouse at San Bernice Terrace, 10th & 11th floors. (Please check with us.) Colony Woods Apartments $365-$435 - 3 Hot Tubs - Indoor/Outdoor Pool - Sand Volleyball Court Basketball Court Microwave - On Bus Route - 1&2 Bedroom Apts. Wishing You The Best This Holiday Season! very 3 nice bif., 2 bath, bile level duplex, garage, fireplace, ceiling fan. Jan to May to July 1st sulton bathroom. 430 Roommate Wanted **O FEMALE HOOOMATE NEEDE** To sub- crease 3B BEEH $100 + /^u/ all util room, big living room, & nice kitchen, on bus route. GREAT LOCATION! Avail Jan. 1 Call 841-9927 1 or 2 female N/S roommates needed either to a large room w/ a private bath and walk-in closet or have a private room. New College HI Clores on 6th & 8th Beryl. W/D i/p close-to cam- sels for free. Room size 84m² / 94% utilities for shared room or 210m² / 97% utilities for private room. Call Katherine at 865 2830. 2 Rooms Roommates needed immed. 3 RB/3 Bath on top of Naismith hill W/D Wall. Dq184-5907 8 Christian Women looking for P Roommate, o www.ibm.com/careers; p. id. availability now. 852-5211 000-mcable Cash; p. id. availability now. 852-5211 I all I want for Christmas is a housemate to share safe, lean home. $200 + / utilities 789-0497 Female roommate need to share 2 bdm. townhouse bedroom need to wear dryer Avail Jan. 10 mg + / - (354) 876-5800 Female roommate needed Jani to share furnished 四 bdmr: 2 aath pth. W/D /W 814-9198 2 *x* 3 roommates needed to share large 5 bedroom for spring school 2-story, hardwood floors, balcony, sun perch, fun and very close to campus facilities + utilities … Continued the tradition. 841-4534 Female roommate wanted. Jan. int 8:00. Water & cable pay. on bus route, balcony off bedroom. Call J. T. K. at (312) 697-5830. Female Roommate Needs to share a 3 bdrm 2 bath home. Must be 18+ and up. 196/mo. + utilities Call Heather at 845-684. Phone: 845-684-0022 January free. Male roommate needed. Gas, water. cash paid. Very cheap to campus. Ask for Kate. FRIENDLY, grad-level, share modern bi-level, duplex. On a mark, 4 bark, space 21, A/c, w/d, eic. Non smoking. Great for male senior or grade room. Bathroom. 84-1744 keep trying. This rents $138 + $1 up to $150. Female roommate need to share 3 BR TWK 190% month+ ; utilities on bus route. Call 842-7016 Female roommate need to share a clean quiet room; furnishings; laundry; dryer/royer 100% plus ; utilities 842-9019 or 764 - 3 Rooms avail. in adorable Victorian style house. 2 Bedrooms on bus. busport, on bus. road; Great deal! 7498 & 7502 rooms. Female roommate wanted, N/S, for spacious. 3-RN house with hardwood floors at 19th Street. Roommates are welcome. Female roommate wanted to sublease in b2m房. EYCHILD LOCATION $180 - utilities. Clean, N/S, Female needed to sublease. Big ap- tuit to campuses, downstairs Rent $130. Ud聘. A female roommate needed for spring sem. Purposes: 1. To be a host to Joe s, on bus route 190/mo + alt. 748-4364 Great Subway Avail. Jan 1 1st 1-3 roommates Great Subway Avail. Jan 1 1st 2nd to close, on campus, male or female - bid 843-759-970 Female roommate needed to subbase 2bdm. apl. at Madison Place for spring semester. Starting a Madison Place houseworker rate is $15 / + utilities. Call TK at 843-8832. N/$ female roommate needed sooking for female, non-smoking, school-minded student, share b 2/2 bath avail. Apt. 1, 183-2940 Available immediately! Two rooms in 3 bedrooms. W. Lawrence duplex with the lease ending this month. Rental for $2500 dailywater and HUGE bedroom. Renoir is only $245. HUGE and HUGE bedroom. Call Cameron at 801-695-1015 today. Male graduate N/J, looking for mate to share male graduate N/J, looking for mate to share £87.30/month + /+ utilities HD2 pcd: 842-7571 £87.30/month + /+ utilities HD2 pcd: 842-7571 2 new bdb. apt. Subleave. Walking distance to campus ASAP call 823-8457. Female non smoking roommate wanted to share duplex starting next semester. $210 utilities. Female roommate needed for 2nd semester. 2-bedroom bus on路线 $410/mo + 1 utilities. Female, N/N room setup: 4 bdr duplex: 300 mo. plus utilities; ask for kerri 832-0195 F. wanted to sublease nice, clean, 2-brmt arm, very very close to campus. Great call! Call Lee Non-smoking roommate needed for spring breaks, urinated 3 hrs a day. Bcee to camp- munity. One Free-Booking individual need to occupy a residence in the city of New York or campus. Call for more info: 748-6233 Non-traditional student needing non-smoking, male female roommate to sublease 2bpt. apt. for spring semester. Prefer graduate student or graduate student (incl heating/cooling) +1/4 utilities. 865-4122 Quiet, non-smoking female to share two 12 bdr. townhouse West side of west $200 no bills Call Female Roommate need for spring *181%* + utilities on bus. pets. K逸吧 2 Bedroom afp Roommate needed. Furnished B2R, 3 bath, lowwater for spring semester W/D. W.D., pool, New campus on bus RT. Utl. paid. (N/S pref.) Call Chris 832-2852 Roommate needed to share 2 bdrm 4plex $175/mo + 1/5 utilities 832-0996. Roommate need for spring semester: 8200 + $\frac{1}{3}$ 1 Bedroom, 2 Bath. Great location (434 867-8957) mailto:roommate@yahoo.com Roomead needed for spring semester to share 3 campers $150 / utility. $86,200 / block from campground $150 / utilities. 862-200 Shared housing. HOME at 842-6543 Mon-Fri am's info. Ref. are required. How to schedule an ad: Roommate wanted for 2nd semester, 2 bdrm cable paid, jacuzzis, petsu JR 491.50 plus usl ask for Heard Angle, or message, 865-1744 Roommate wanted to share new, clean 2BMP rbk from campus with very clean & quiet cuubts & /& utilities. Approx $240/mo JR 841.631 Shared housing. HOME at 842-0543 Mon-Fri, a.m. for info. Ref. required. Roommate needs to sublease 2 bdmpt apl. one minute walk to Union. Spring semester, with option for Fall.$225 + v utilities. Furnished, all-inclusive apartment. Parking, non-smokers preferred. Call 749-2315. *bislease I room in 4H Apr 'Pob through May 98.* Walk from campus to campground and walk 810m to *downtown* and 610m to *parking lot*. Share 2 DBMR - 2 bath apt, with female junior/nurse 3 DBMR - Will make deal. leave message 603-5013 - Demonstrate THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Ads phone in may be killed to your MasterCard or Visa account. Otherwise, they will be held until pre-payment is made. In person : 1958-11-27 spring semester. 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