10 Tuesday. October 6, 1992 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN ESQUIRE BARBER SERVICE Haircutsjust $7 Call 842-3699 HOCKENBURY TAVERN Tuesday Night Drink Specials 25¢ Domestic Draws 50¢ Boulevard Draws PIZZA BY THE SLICE! CONDITION BEFORE YOU SHAMPOO. NIKE AIR The Air Conditioner II Low for women. Store Hours 9:30 - 8 Mon, Tues, Wed 9:30 - 8:30 Thurs 9:30 - 6 Fri, Sat 12 - 5 Sun The following glossary of terms is provided by Culture Clash for your information Che Guevara: Broadway star Che Guevara: Revolutionary figure Che's Cafe: Overpriced Santa Monica restaurant Don Colon: Christopher Columbus Corazon: Heart Celia Cruz: Queen of Salsa Orale: All right! Chorizo: Mexican sausage Salsa: Chip dip/festive dance Chicano: We may have an answer La Llorona: Boogie Woman El Coocul: Boogie man Aztlan: Southwest (the land the Yankees stole) Santoria: Afro-Caribbean religion Rico Suave: Capitalistic pig Hispanic: Government label CULTURE CLASH Richard Montoya Ric Salinas Herbert Siguenza A BOWL OF BEINGS A revolutionary comedy about life, death and pizza Presented by the University of Kansas School of Fine Arts 8:00 p.m. Thursday, October 8, 1992 Liberty Hall Hair price for students. This performance includes adult language. Tickets on sale in the Murphy Hall and Liberty Hall Box Offices; KU student tickets available in the SUA Office, Burge Union; all seating is general admission to charge tickets by phone, using VISA or MasterCard; c1913864-1982. This performance is partially funded by the KU Student Senate Activity Fee, Suarabout Society, and the Kansas University Endowment Association. The 1992-93 New Directions Series is partially funded by a grant from the National Endowment for the Arts. Half price for students. Stocks focus campaign on economy Market plunges allows candidates to play blame game The Associated Press WASHINGTON — The presidential race entered its final four weeks yesterday with three candidates leveling blame for the nation's weak economy, a fragility underscored by new turbulence in the stock market. Democratic nominee Bill Clinton attributed the day's drop in the Dow Jones Industrial Average, which was down over 100 points in early trading, to "uncertainty over President Bush's economic program." The White House shrugged off the stock plunge, which by trading's close had been largely erased. "We're watching it. We don't think it calls for any action at this point," said presidential spokesman Marlin Fitzwater. He urged markets to "calm down," boasting that "help is on the way." Bush campaigned in Delaware after asserting on a morning television interview show that Democrats in Congress had further endangered economic recovery by adding new taxes to a compromise tax bill. Asked on ABC-TV's "Good Morning Ross Perot was acting and sounding like a major contender, six days before all three will meet in St. Louis for the first of three presidential debates. America" if he would veto the bill, Bush replied, "I'm not sure." The independent challenger, whose first national television ad, a 30-minute spot, will air tonight, insisted he wasn't running to be a spoiler in the presidential race. "It was already spoiled," he said on NBC's "Today" show. tion is over, if we prevail, we can send a clear signal to those markets that we're going to move this country in the right direction. We're going to take the deficit down, take investment up and get economic growth going." "We're taking the best part of our worker tax base and putting it in jeopardy," Perot said of the trade pact negotiated by the Bush administration and endorsed by Clinton with some reservations over the weekend. With Perot trumpeting his austerity plan for balancing the budget and the stock market rolling, economic issues were at the forefront of the political debate. Lashing out at both Bush and Clinton, Perot accused the president of being out of touch and said Clinton's support for a free-trade agreement with Mexico showed the Arkansas governor doesn't understand business. Bush, meanwhile, accused Dushah of loading up a tax bill Williams, who said However, the tax breaks would be paid for with minor tax increases that would bring in $27 billion over five years. He and running mate Al Gore were on a bus tour through Florida, a GOP bastion-turned-battleground state this year. The bill would expand tax-deductible Individual Retirement Accounts, offer incentives for job creat- ing and training, and cut out tax hikes to target employers. When the stock market plunged 105 points before noon, Clinton said: "I think its uncertainty over President Obama and the performance of America." Although stocks rebounded, the decline, coming after a 54-point selloff on Friday, clearly focused new political attention on the weak U.S. economy. “One of the things that I would like to say to the markets is relax. Calm down. Help is on the way,” Clinton said. While cautioning against overreaching "to one day's development," Clinton said the stock market's teetering "reflects the larger trends and long-term poor economic performance." Bush, who has apologized for agreeing to a far larger tax increase in 1990, said on ABC that he liked some parts of the bill but that he would have difficulty signing it because of the new taxes. Some analysts have suggested that uncertainty about a prospective Clinton presidency was contributing to some of the market's instability. Clinton said, "I think once the elec The president's comments a day earlier on CNN that "things have been tough, but they haven't been that tough" brought ridicule from Perot. But Perot was not without some political difficulties of his own. John White, Perot's former chief economic adviser who wrote much of the billionaire's economic platform, announced he was supporting Clinton. SELL IT FAST IN THE DAILY KANSAN ... PLACE AN AN AD FREE! FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY! HERE'S HOW IT WORKS 3. After your ad runs in the Kansan, you call a free 800-number to listen to the messages people leave for you. To place an ad 1. Call or come into the Kansan at 119 Staufer-Flint Hall, 864-4358 2. You'll place an ad in the Jaytak Network section of the Kansan and call a 800-number to record a voice message for people who respond to your ad. 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