12 Friday,October 2.1992 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN To check out these ads call 1-900-787-0778 HERE'S HOW IT WORKS To place an ad 1. Call or come into the Kansan at 119 Stauffer-Flint Hall, 864-4358 2. You'll place an ad in the section of the Kansan and call a free 800-number to record a voice message for people who respond to your ad. Your voice message will remain in the system for 21 days. 3. After your ad runs in the kansan, you call a free 800-number to listen to the messages people leave for you 4. You choose the people you want to meet and call them to set up a time and place. To check out an ad 1. Choose the ads you want to respond to and note the voice mail number in them. Common abbreviations 2. Call 1-900-7877-0788 (you need a touch-tone phone), enter the mailbox number from the ad, and listen to the message. Or browse through all the voice messages in a category. You can interrupt to skip over messages that don't interest you. Voices prompt will lead you along the way. You'll be charged $1.95 per minute. 3. If you like what you hear, leave a message of your own. Include a phone number where you can be reached. M Male A Asian F Female J Jewish D Divorced C Christian S Single C Christian W White G Gay B Black L Lesian H Hispanic N/S Non-Smoker MEN SEEKING WOMEN 2002 SWM interested in getting a hold of box 2002 10069 2 SWMIs, blonde studdy tag team seeking female opaque battle. Seeking a good time and a good chance to battle. 62"² athletic white good looking 21 year old red-头瞪ed,head blue eyed male casual looking for a fun-loving, goal oriented white female who takes to two-step and listen country music. If your interests include sports, movies, all types of music, long hairstyles, dancing, set give me a call. I hope you love me. #10041 Attractive 8'- aftearmale in mid-20's. With brown hair and dark green eyes. Qualities include honesty, caring monagamy and a very good attitude. I am a great person and most things with the right person, would like to meet a young lady with similar qualities. I'm particularly attracted to the skyl quiet item. r1054 You will be charged $1.95 per minute Attractive SWM, 23, looking for SWF for fun and romance. I like quiet nights at home as well as playing the piano or sitting looking for someone who likes sports and all kinds of music, and definitely someone who likes receiving flowers. If you're a non-smoker, and you'd like some attention and affection, then call box #4034. Call me today. Or I'll be lonely. heap in the middle woman... I WANT ONE LIKE YOU! #10044 I need someone, A love that's true. Do you like Shuttle? Partying, listening to records? Do you have money? Be my dream girl. SWM wants to meet women. I like cigarettes but I like to smoke. Call box #10056. spirited bliss SWA looking for an angel to ride the clouds with me. Through our outward passionate desires. Or just to suck down a couple drinks with me on Thursday afternoons. **10052** Good looking engineering senior is interested in dating a mature blonde or brunette junior or up. 5" *6*, "5'8" with gorgeous eyes, a proud body, and a charming smile. You must have GPA and captainship critically. You must be sophisticated, but not the dumb soap-opera type. Able to enjoy classical as well as jazz. Artistic as well as articulate. Do some sports, but not playing basketball. Do God's sake, not another engineer! #1006 have you ever thought drowning in Rational, madness all too real in tational, malicious all too no dear sweet young woman, you too? may be afraid of abyss of each other will survive after all' no drug no power as a total surrender In Primal short life, too short we could to together Be my friend. My one and only. HELP! 'Single Japanese American male preoccupied with women, looking for anyone with long hair. I am a wild station seeking a maid to gallup through it or give him a smoker but I'm willing to give up for you! #10035 Here's your chance to play basalnet in the post sea with another winner! Call now to start round 1. SECOND. Dinner & drinks at the restaurant of your choice. HOME: Dinner at my place w/ wine, jazz and canelles Let's face it, this is a SPECIAL OFFER. I am recruiting a special person who is interested in being an assistant coach or attractive, all purpose player who can fill the gaps in our roster. All seasonal home loan. No run. Curveballs; PLEASE! I am an athletic, attractive and intelligent $^2$ SWM, 21, looking for a SWF $^5$ up and who has a brain for business and a body for ein. Just looking at the girls in our fleet of boatship. You hope you share my interests of jogging, sports, movies, good conversation and wild nights Please. No smokers and no fat chicks #1061 KU variably athlete & engineering major is looking for an intelligent, attractive and very athletic student. You will be asked after a tough workout. If you like to dance, play frisbee, and Villa panickas, I myude dangle. Lonely bartender look for a lonely woman to share my most incredible drinks when I work alone Musicians forming a band. Seeking to add female bass player that also wants to contribute songwriting and vocalism. Interested in playing all alternations. Music not much easier necessary. 41067 S. W.M. 22, likes movies, long drives and quiet evenings at home, but not against nights on the town. Seeking S.W.F. to share quality time with me and my dog. Poster: reply to box 10631. Single White Male seeking someone to hang out with in New York City, but less than serious Intelligence must it I will past the next morning. I don't care if you smile or not. I do 1mm F2 220 and be brown hair wearing a black sweater and athletic types although I currently am currently expected for holiday. Call Me 310-764-8098 SM N/5, 27. seeks friendly, intelligent city cizle SN /4, 27. seeks friendly, intelligent city jazer, Japan, snow sun SN /3, 27. seeks friendly, intelligent city jazer, Japan, snow sun Somewhat cocky freshman seeks female companions, not out of desperation. Just want to see some new faces. Prefer people my own age, but not too old. You're welcome. "I have a chance, give me a call." 410798 SWM, 19, likes to play tennis, ride bikes, play guitar, go to concerts and parties. Seeking SWF with similar interest, sense of humor, fun personality to go out for a good time. Call Box #4003 SWM, 19, 6' tall, blonde. Enjoys raip music, water and cloudy days by the surf. Seeks single female with aspirations to live in Oakland, CA. Applicants over 5'9" preferred. Swimming skills a must. I look forward to keeping you warm in the snow. I will provide the jagermester! #0069 SWM, 26, brown hair & eyes, $15.14, 140 lbs., incestual, nature, & imagination. Liked jazz, rock, alternative music, nature, & natureism, good times w/friend, nature, & friendship. Interested in contact x 10072. Willing to double interested call x 10072 SWM 3, lull you and handsome; looking for a girl to play with. I will make him laugh and who likes to be pampered. Let me cook them. WIM. Junior seeking a SWM. I'm a transfer student and am interested in fun and to take me on and show me what I can do. SWM, 21, reasonable intellect, boy scout-type with a look seeks something semi-gorgeous, bright SWF with same feeling something is missing. Other similar- ity has been missed and craving for attention. Enjoy movies! Running to Joe? s'o far my senior year has been unventureful are you bored you? Not looking for major com- plications in life. I don't feel the same. Greek/ind, unimportant, be a non-smoker is. Box call #4002 SWM 20 W 4 'L-like rock n' roll and the local experience during the week. Seeking SWM with similar experience during the week. Seeking SWM with similar experience during the week. SWM 38 grad student seeks athletic SWF into tenes backpacking, backpacking, and travel. #t002 SWM 5"10 Black hair, dark brown eyes. Stranger in a strange land, darken new friends to introduce me to the area. Love to rock, love to dance, love to swim. A heart at heart. Looking for SWF. Call #100783. SWM S' i to black hair, dark brown eyes, stranger in a land search and new friends to introduce me to the area, love to rock, love to dance, love to watch, live on camels, romantic at heart. Looking for SWM 1007. SWM looking for SWF, preferably Italian and medium height. He is *6* in Italian with brown eyes and hair with a medium build. Looking for some wine or a cocktail to drink or close to it. I hate cigarettes, other types of smoke can be tolerated. I love sports and the sun. Hopefully you will too! #t001 SWM looking for a lovely attractive female between the ages of 20-53 must enjoy athletics, going dining and a movie and join fellow wrestling. Must have a horseback riding experience and just like hanging out and having fun. #10008 SWM'S $ 8" to 19 yrs old. Brown hair, blue eyes. Looking at you and having a good time. Call me i a 1950s. SWM seeking early to mid-twentieth SWMP that enjoy easy care, running and are knock out, having little trouble with it. SWM seeking fun immature female to goof around with. I am of average build and like people of the same size. I enjoy taking naps, watching television (especially cartoons) and avoiding serious topics related to them in just hanging out and having a fun time with a fun loving girl give me a call at a box # 10071. SWM seeking SWF. Looking for someone who is interested in the outdoors (rock climbing, scuba diving, and hang-gliding). She must also be very athletic. Also, looking for someone with an experience as a professional wrestling on television, and can put up a show, but lonely personality. #10045 SWM seeking SWP to hang with her. Must be intelligent, athletic, fairly assertive and open-minded. Includes interests in sports, all varieties of music, and understanding new people. If interested call BOX #1035. SWM swems SWM. Needs companionship badly! SWM needs a friend who is very fortunate and please Signed MIM. Needs a friend. SWM seeks fun and friendship with an athletic, creative, and spirited country dance. I'm interested in someone who loves being outside and who shares my love of dogs. A good sense of humor is important to me. We live in the suburbs and have a good time and a lot of laughs. Leave a message if you be with. @tj@music.com who's a lot of fun to be with. @tj@music.com SWM: Italian, Christian, 26, 5"', fantastic cook, very romantic and spontaneous. Looking for 20-30 years old, slender white female with old-fashioned hair. There is more to a relationship than just sex. #10008 To the adorable woman I met at the bottle neck on Labor day. We spoke briefly. Perhaps my perception was impaired but I thought we might like each other. I didn't tell you how much I would like to talk to you. I did not. I talked some time I promise not to be a pest. I'll call you if you prefer.盒片 100400. Tall dark male seeking company after classes. Call box # 10065 Two SWMs' looking for tall, slender, centerfilled type. Must enjoy sports, mud wrestling, classic rug, Dice Clay, dirt nursery rhyme, and able to clean up a mess, especially when cleaned after. Quiet submissive rhyme with rich parents preferred, common sense and a good sense of humor a must. Hey at least we rehonest. #1067 Seattle, George Bush, Birkenskeh, Albright, Seattle, George Bush, Birkenskeh, Albright, and caught looking for your soul mate in the stairs above aid. They call me Mr. I. I equally as de- signed as Mr. Gibson, but I am more proud of my promises but I am cross my mind for Gibson, Mr. Gibson. And he is not a man of great talent. WM, 19 involved in long-distance, open relationship. Seeking WF in same situation for non-stressful dating. Enjoys music, the supernatural, and movies. Conversation and good sense of humor a gift. Visitation dates are blue and eyes are a turn on. If interested w/ book # 10073. Willing to double date w/book # 10072. 35' girl seeking extremely fun bud to spend time with her family & friends personality & who like to drink Bud Light, Call 5½" girl getting extremely fun guy to spend time with personality & who likes to drink kink beer. Like go out & do romantic things, spend time at bars, and also take long walks in the park. I concern cakes & the desserts that I like to ticket I love to go) when you call the machine be carefree. I need a study pal also. Gotta keep those forget WOMEN SEEKING MEN Afraid of taking chances? 'Well, don't be afraid to take a chance with me. If you are $1^8$ or taller, medium or bushy built and have a great sense of humor, you will be very nice. If I am $4^7$, medium build, have nice gray eyes, carrying a bit of confidence, caring and like to be open and honest with people, so if you are interested, what are you waiting for?' Are you '6' taller & have a hasty bukky? Are you an interesting guy with a witty sarcastic sense of humor? Are you more interested in you. I'm '5' 10" German girl with glimpse green eyes. I'm not this but I'm beautiful & exotic. Are you? Attractive SW $5" 6blede, deep brown eyes, 20 white bumps, standing out and being surrounded by nature. Looking upward and at a romantic attractive, '$10' or taller SM with good sense of humor that likes to laugh,舞 in the rain or sunny weather. Female seeking backpacking company through Europe. Planning on 2-3 mome during summer of '98. Must be energetic, easy-eating, open to new experiences, and capable of laughing through the rough weather. Female seeking college student to ride bikes on 10 mile rides. I ride for about 10 hours/medium pace between two a week. I have a Mainland road bike and I am a fitness fanatic. I am looking for a man who enjoys the bar scene, but also likes a nice quiet evening at home. 20022 I'm looking for a sincere, caring, intelligent male companion to dance and study with. 20033 SW chic looking for a fun dude to play some golf with. Handicap under 20 not a must. Would also go for some racquetball and tennis. Interested? Give me a buzz. #20024 A fun female seeking nature-loving, petty who is interested in learning about people who been places, wants to go places and will take them. Single Hispanic female seeking well built white male who likes husbands. The Bottinee, and beer. Must like to party. Age is not a factor, anticipating your call. Call box # 00025 Single white babe (Senior) looking for an exciting, FULI, OFL I, LIFE, personal dude. You’re 6' or taper SWI and looking for an interesting time, to have fun with activities and extra-curricular activities, so the girlfriend can double with box #20006. If your girlfriend not all you thought, follow my motto: it's 8th down and to the right. Single White Female, 20, seeking Single White Male (20 or older). I enjoy all kinds of sports, music, and outdoor activities. As for my looks, I am a beautiful brunette with brown hair. I'm interested in someone between 6 and 8 feet tall who has dark hair, gorgeous eyes, and a great smile. Can be matched for someone who is fun & sincere. Call box 20055 Single white female. Please call me! Willing to double date with #20007 and I'm #20006 St. Louis female seeking company during firing for a position in athletic training. Interested in all athletics especially KU intervention. Resume to: lr@stlouis.edu SWF: 20, looking for a little romance and a lot of fun. Involved, independent woman would like to find a motivated, confident man to spend some quality time with. 202106 SWP. 34 Non-traditional student looking for some new year-old activities. In *m*? with brown eyes and hair, skinny and flat. If you are looking for a movie to watch or wine, or just a movie, please call. **26021** 10, 135 lb., brown hair and blue eyes look for a guy to hang out with. Listen to music constantly, enjoy hiking, bikie and cartoons. Most of you have a hunger to laugh and have a good time. If you're not hungry, you need an app! @2690 SWF. 5'F, brown hair, brown eyes. Reply if interested. #20014 SWF, attractive 21 year old seeking SWM 20 24 for fun and romance. I like wild nights on the town and quiet nights at home. and wild nights at home. Looking for someone who enjoys music, movies and games. If you're a special guy that would also like an affection and affection, then I'm mourn girl! 620111 SWP. Junior, fun loving, energetic woman seeking a job to go to a museum Not an stressful relation at a museum With no stress at a museum SWF, Junior. Looking to go gaga over my body? Move more力 to yeah! crazy, outrageous individual vibration. I can't handle it. SWAFE 20.5 2.4" brown hair, hazel eyes fun and emotional. Looking for someone to make me laugh, and sweep and sweep my off feet. I like big strong attitude. I will be very careful you can handle my attitude, gi me a call. @201919 SWF Beatles fan in search of a preferably long-borne blonde boy to go mountain biking, horseback riding and bungee jumping with. Would you natural woman? Then let's party! #2000 SWF seeking fun guy to experiment in massage therapy. We have a team of highly have extensive skills which I learned in the Orient. I am attracted to men with hairy bodies and beer guts. If you are interested in a total rub down and massage, please call. SWF seeking extremely rich SWM. Will not accept a SWF with less than $200,000 a year. If applicable, call zsml@tms.com SWF seeks friendship with an intelligent, hardworking, outgoing, tall male. I’m looking for a friend who likes to try different kinds of food and dance. We’re interested in jazz and rhythm & blues clubs. A good sense of humor is important to me. I like to try different wines and watch Woody Allen movies in front of the fire. Call if you are interested in unique dates and intimate conversation with a good friend. SWF seeks SWM. Preferably tall, athletic, intelligent (no geniuses or child prodigies) clean cut, non-smoker and be open minded, adventurous, creative, positive, and joyful. I am a fitness fanatic and enjoy intellectually stimulating conversations and activities. I like a good mix of quiet evening at home and an occasional party. SWF seeks tall, dark and handsome bilingual male with an attractive physique. Straight teeth a must. Must be 18+. MEN SEEKING MEN GWM 21 6*1'', 180 lbs, good looking athletically, 张acting strong, acting discrete, intelligent. Seeks BGM 22 7*1'', 180 lbs, good lookings athletically, 张acting strong, acting discrete, intelligent. Seeks BGM 22 N/ S Enrys dreary playbook Literature, 张acting strong, acting discrete, intelligent. Seeks Crawford Movies, Madonna, Eya star-trek, and Joy Stefano, seeking GWM 20's of like mind for friendship and more. Fired of insincerity and hatred. M Tickets on sale in the Murphy Hall Box Office; KU student tickets available in the SUA Office; Burge Union all seats reserved; to charge tickets by phone, using VSA or MasterCard, call 918/844-3982. This performance is partially funded by the KU Student Senate Activity Fee, Sweorth Society, and the Kansas University Endowment Association. Special thanks to the MURphy Hall for their Shoe Source "One has to admire not only the courage of their programming, but also their performance...intense, passionate, and accurate." The Etc. Shop 3:30 p.m. Sunday, October 4, 1992 Crafton-Preyer Theatre/Murphy Hall The Cleveland Plain Dealer Clothing & Accessories For Men and Women Costumes Upstairs Raybans® Leather Bags Tavros Bags Leather Belts Leather & Motorcycle Jackets Unique Sterling Silver Jewelry Vintage Jewelry Ties Art Watches Lingerie Ray Ban Sunglasses Performing Classical and Contemporary Works by Beethoven, John Harbison, Poulenc, and Ernest Bloch 2329 M Iowa Street Phone: (913) 841 9513 Lawrence Kansas Eax: (913) 841 1809 Microtech Computers MTech MTech WIN 486SX-25 The University of Kansas School of Fine Arts Chamber Music Series Presents F r e n t a n d C en t e r Miles Hoffman, Artistic Director and Viota Elisabeth Adkins, Violin Anthony Cecere, Horn Alexis Galpérine, Violin Loren Kitt, Clarinet Ann Schein, Piano Jeffrey Solow, Cello 486 SX 80486SX-25MHz 64K Cache Options $1549^{00} 4MB RAM, Exp. to 32MB 1.2MB Floppy Disk Drive 1.44MB Floppy Disk Drive 120MB Hard Disk Drive SVGA Color Monitor. 28 SVGA Video Card Windows 3.1 & Mouse DOS 5.0 w/Manual 1 Year Warranty 8MB RAM Upgrade $14424}$ 200MB Hard Drive Upgrade $13328}$ The American Chamber Players EXUBERANTLY DFADPAN SHOW DATES OCT. 2nd AND OCT. 3rd IT'S THE MIDNIGHT MOVIE THAT'S THIS FRIDAY AND SATURDAY "ONE OF THE FUNNIEST MOVIES I'VE EVER SEEN!" "AN EXUBERANTLY DEADPAN FARCE ABOUT A CORNBALL BAND." THE PLACE WOODRUFF AUDITORIUM AT THE BASEMENT BARGAIN PRICE OF $3.00! The following glossary of terms is provided by Culture Clash for your information Che Guevara: Broadway star Che Guevara: Revolutionary figure Che's Cafe: Overpriced Santa Monica restaurant Don Colon: Christopher Columbus Corazon: Heart Celia Cruz: Queen of Salsa Orale: All right! Chorizo: Mexican sausage Salsa: Chip diffesive dance Chicano: We may have an answer La Llorona: Boogie Woman El Coocul: Boogie man Aztlan: Southwest (the land the Yankees stole) Santeria: Afro-Caribbean religion Rico Suave: Capitalistic pig Hispanic: Government label ENJOY MOVIES ON THE BIG SCREEN WITH SUAI CULTURE CLASH Richard Montoya Ric Salinas Herbert Siguenza A BOWL OF BEINGS A revolutionary comedy about life, death and pizza Presented by the University of Kansas School of Fine Arts 8:00 p.m. Thursday, October 8, 1992 Liberty Hall Tickets on sale in the Murphy Hall and Liberty Hall Box Offices; KU student tickets available in the SUA Office, Burlington Union; all seating is general admission This performance is partially funded by the KU Student Senate Actuate Fee, Swearthout Society, and the Kansas University Endowment Association. The 1992-93 New Directions Series is partially funded by a grant from the National Endowment for the Arts. Half price for students. This performance includes adult language.