华山论剑 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Friday, October 2, 1992 11 REWARD YOURSELF LOSE WEIGHT, INCHES AND FEEL GREAT! *There more dots for* or strenuous exercise. Call your Omnition Inde- pendent Market Marketer (714)-390-800 or info. 30 day money back guarantee. TIRRED of dragging yours? Try WOW - and provide a long lasting lift and nurture your long-lasting Unionism Independent Marketing Association for 2030 for more info: 30 day money back guarantee. Webb's Party Supply Old Mil Ligh 16gal. keg Miller Lite 16gal. keg $29.99 $34.99 120 Announcements 810 W.23rd St. across from McDonald's 841-4420 Band Jams Recording Studio has moved to the lake! Karaoke, background tape, or 2-16 track recording. Great studio for fun, practice, or qualifying appl. only. £85 hr minimum. 841-900 BOOK SALE of the year! Tens thousands of books at fantastic prices. Friends of the Lawrence Public Library, Library Garage and Tent. 7th & 8th Floor. 10am-7pm, 12pm-9pm, 10am-Sun Oct Half Price). 5 Mon Oct $6 ($B) / Savings Gay, Lesbian, Biexual Peer Counseling. Free, confidential referrals through Headquarters 841-2345 or RUF Info 864-3506. Calls were trained counselors. Sponsored by GLSOK Hunting's legal at Clinton Lake. Skinnydipping's illegal at Clinton Lake. Which is more dangerous? Hillel- Yom Kippur Service Information Tuesday, Oct. 6 Kol Nidre 7:15 pm Kansas Union Ballroom Wednesday, Oct. 7 Yom Kippur 9:30 am Yiskor 11:00 am Nilah 5:00 pm Break-the-Fast at IJCC small charge (LJCC) 917 Highland Dr. No Reservations Necessary For rides and more info call Hilltel INTERNATIONAL STUDENTS are invited to a Cook and Eat supper this Sunday, October 4, from 10am to 5pm at the Immunel Lutheran Church, 10th & Iowa. Bring some foot to share. Bring a Breathe. Question? Where? How? You're not alone! Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual support group Tues at p.m. Call headquarters or KM info 130 Entertainment GOONEY BIRDS at SATURDAY OCT. 3 BENCHWARMERS 2 FOR 1 WELLS FUZZ BOX FRIDAY OCT.2 at BENCHWARMERS 2 FOR 1 WELLS DEEP: Coming to KC Friday, October 9th from the Pioneers of the Hygrotic Grove. Call them at (314) 257-8800. SELL IT FAST IN THE KANSAN CLASSIFIED NINE INCH NAILS record release party! Posters on the wall of the office, exclusively at NOCTURNA. Progressive & enjoyable music: Techno, Industrial, alternative w/dJ. Dance at the Schoolhouse 1. 7miles north, Downtown of Seattle. 140 Lost & Found Lg Blk Cat yellow eyes, possibly worming Lg Blue Cat yellow eyes, probably worming 8th & Enryn (four) call 641-902-4800, reward 200s Employment 205 Help Wanted 7:30-9:00 am take kids to school. 8:30-10:00 week 7:30-9:00 am parents get home. Car necessary. Call 842-754-9241 Assistant needed for doctor's office. 20-25 hours per week 2:30 - p.m. M: Call F-7491-0132. Attention! Earn $2000! Students, Glbaa Earn Free Spring Break Trip After Selling Only 8 Trips At Your School! Spring Break 1-880-673-683- Babyssister needed every Thursday 6-11 p.m. Pferre someone avail at other times as well, irregular weekdays. No Monoknee own transportation. Call 844-523-6830 BHORESW LAW NERVICE Looking for Lawyer in South K C Flexible hours. Call Mark 816-941-7507 Brandon Woods Retirement Community is currently offering a variety of continuing and good communication skills and have a general knowledge of office procedures. Lunch, event planning, and client services are also required. Please apply in person at 1503 Inventor Drive. UNITED WATS Association Programs Immediate positions available for: Telemarketers - Starting pay $5-5.75/hr. - Flexible hours Programming Assistant • Starting pay $5.00/hr. PC experience needed Great opportunity for learning & experience Contact: Jon Barton - 843-1414 Delivery Drivers, all shifts lunch and evenings Must be reliable. Great conditions, great boss, great pay. Apply in person Pizza Shoppe. 6th & Kasdow, Westridge Shopping Center. Help wanted! Intramural Floor Hockey Officials attend the organizational MTE's Me at 9 p.m. at the University of Texas at Austin. Hal Helpanted! Intranural Volleyball Offall attend the organizational MTS Oct at 8 p.m. on Saturday. Please email me info@volleyballoffall.com. KU Students-currently enrolled! Student hourly position available. $45.25/hr. Needed 10-13 students. Please apply to Computer Experience necessary. Application for Announcement b 2, 1992. Applications to Paul Willis, 4040 Dole Center/KU. 864-409. The University Kansas is an equal opportunity/fairly active employment agency. Mature accomplished musicians to play all seven instruments. Drums, bass, drums, keyboard, guitar, sax, M P vocalist, bass drum, percussion. TACOBELL Now accepting applications for shift manager position. TACO'BELL. RUN FOR THE BORDER. Now Hiring full and part-time. Day and evening pizza delivery drivers. Must have own car and insurance. #45 hr plus %% benefit. Bonuses Shuttle $30, Pizza Shuttle, 1601 W. 212d. Also inside help use. NANNY/BABYSITTER needed for 1 year old child in our house. MWF 9a.m. 3p.m. If interested please call 842-5968 for interview. References required. Part-time delivery driver wanted. Must be dependable and have own car. App at Appt at 6pm. Registered child care carrier 3 full time opening. Close to KU. Fenced yard, playground equipment. Help Wanted! TACO BELL. RUN FOR THE BORDER: Apply at: Looking for eager energetic people to work day and night 1226 W. $ 6^{\mathrm{th}} $ or 1408 W. $ 23^{\mathrm{rd}} $ SICKY WANTED IN O.P. days/wk 8-6pm (3 mos) Excellent pay. Prefer 2 full days/wk 8-6pm (3 mos) Student entrepreneur*. Crime has become one of America's biggest problems! Seeking motivated and aggressive individuals to distribute self-defense devices. Own and operate your own business. Promote your graduate. Very low start up capital needed! *Cult Southern Wholesale new, 312-699-8566* $ Financial Aid Available Undergrads & Graduates. Money is currently available for College Students nationwide. Over $5 Billion in FREE able from private sector & government sources. All students are eligible! Let us help you locate the money that you are eligible to receive. Applications are received, you will receive your financial aid program call Attention All Students! Student with microcomputer hardware and software experience needed to work with staff of Compromil's office. Dutze will include training, equipment use, and documentation on other computer related duties as assigned. Must have experience with IBM compatible microcomputer system. Must be a Master of Lotus 125, and dbase preferred. Database programming experience required but not required for the position. Schedule of 10 to 20 hours per week. Starting rate will be $8 per hour. Contact Gary Curtis, Room 1424, John McDougall (843-804-306). Application deadline is October 2, 1992. Student Financial Services (206) 632-0920 Ext. F5765 Vista Drive In is now taking applications for full and part-time job vacancies in the education industry. People need to teach students. Many designs to choose from. Average over $9hr. No financial obligation. Call for details. Wanted: Jazz musicians for worship services daily mornings at the new Community Christian church meeting in Dickinson Theatres starting Nov. 1st. Call 653-0065. *MEN & WOMEN* **Photos-Commercials-Film** KC LA. NY. Call 865-598-5948 for details. Driver Education offered third Midwest Driving License obtainable, transportation provided 941 225 Professional Services Composition Tutor/Former English Teacher new appointment flexible key flexible Bulb Can help with writing HORSE BOARDING Large Box stalls, large indoor and outdoors cabins, walker, safe modern GERMAN TUTOR All levels, native speaker, MA working experience at KU Call me Kirsten B. Hammond International Air Tickets Be sure you get the LOWEST PRICE Call Brent or Pat at 1-800-835-0106 MENNO TRAVEL SERVICE OF KANSAS Don'tSacrificeYourRights Before Pleading Guilty Call for Legal Assistance Donald G. Strole Sally G. Kelsey Model & Portrait photography: Compares: Instant ID photos. low rates. Video photos. high rate. message 16 East 13th 842-1133 ALLOPES Attorney Law DUI/TRAFFIC VIOLATIONS and other legal matters *Free Consultation* "Free Consultation" 3312 W. 24th St. Terr. 843-0057 Prompt contraception and abortion services in Lawrence, Dale L. Clinton M.D., 15 E.7th, Lawrence, 841-376 DUI/TRAFFIC - FREE Initial Consultation * Criminal Defense •Fake ID's Elizabeth Leach Former Prosecutor 1031 Vermont 749-0087 235 Typing Services $1.20 per ds page, Worperfdef 5.1.5| ink print $1.20 per ds page, Worferfdef 8.4.9| leave ink ok. Refersences available 8.4.9-(leave ink) 1-der Woman Word Processing. Former editor transforms your scribbles into accurately spelled and punctuated, grammatically correct pages of letter-formal type. 843-2063, days or evenings. 1 day word processing service. $1.00 dbl dbl call. space. 843-4583 Word processing applications term papers, dis- sertations, resumes. Editing, composition, rush writing. Mail and fax. Word Perfect 5 W Word Processing. Letter Quality *rinting*. Nails after calls on 843-8568. 305 For Sale BOOK SALE of the year! Tens of 1000 of books at fantastic prices. Friends of the Lawrence Public Bookstore. A big tent, a Big Tent, th & Ky 10- Fri, Oct 2, 10:35 AM, Sun Oct 4 0am (4) Price, $9.00月 Oct 1, $2.50 300s Merchandise 1850 Honda Elite 150 dark red, Digital dash 3000 1850 Honda Elite 150 digital battery included. H70 Must Sell! Honda Elite 150 digital battery included. H70 Kernmore beer machine. Beer on tap all the time 16 gallons of kernmore. Keep beer cold and fresh for 15 minutes. Hewlett Packard 285$12, Corwin Vega Subs 12, and 12's, Foggate Mids $8, Infinity iwaters 8, Complete Car Airborne 80, Uniden HD-80 Radar 80, Complete Airborne 81 - All New w/ Airwr. (91134- 1129) **Guarantee Sale** Now available **7th edition** of our manual. Purchase the **1st edition** of information for this sale. On Sale for $13.00. Or purchase the **2nd edition** for $14.99. King size waterbed-Lighted headboard, pedestal with 90% waviness mattress. Paid for $800. Ask us about this option. For Sale. Leading Edge Computer with mounter and software $350. Please call Kris at 832-9222. For sale. Stump-jumper sport mountain bike. In good shape. 820-749-3886. Proteus/xr16 channel sound module $500. Roland GR-50 guitar synthesizer GR-92 pickup $500. Tascom 44 portaudio w/XLR inputs $500. Nilox 44 portaudio m/drach machine $250. All excellent cond. b41 - 8800. Mountain BIKE. GIANT BOULDER. Runs great. Newrim and ende $75,000. Call Mike at 811-234-6780. mirror refrigerator 86 or best offer. Call 643-589-7 "wo i2 disk4k 643 or the field M! Leave message" U2 Tickets, 1st 10 rows of field. 749-0930 LECTURE NOTES Jon's Notes are available for the following courses: Anthro. 104 Fray. Athrop. 110 Hofman Bio 104 Deutler Bio. 104 Frost-Mason Classics 250 Lombardo Geology 101 Hearest Soc. 104 Evans Chem 184 Everett Jon's Notes is located inside Jayhawk Bookstore 1420 Crescent Rd. 841-1737 Hours 9-5:M LECTURE NOTES! Jon's Notes 340 Auto Sales 1982 Honda V6R MAGNA sak $1200 Call 749-7601 1844 Honda Interceptor PV500 13xxMJ Great custom Keeper exert. New bait. 700k. Ask for AAA **8KWAKAWAN NINJA 90 11,000 km** *Supertap and Very Fast* **8KWAKAWAN NINJA 90 11,000 km** *Supertap and Very Fast* **8KWAKAWAN NINJA 90 11,000 km** *Supertap and Very Fast* 360 Miscellaneous CORRUGATED BOXES Moving, storage & trash boxes. Lg. quantities at discount prices & small quantity. Wal-ins welcome. Call 843-8111. Ask for Sales Service Dept. Cash & carry. THE CHAPMAN 731 New Hampshire 841-0550 Noon-6:00 Tues-Sat Cottage Trail 370 Want to Buy Buy·Sell·Trade LEVFS -1 pay cash for good used 501 blue jeans, jacket hooks, overalls and all denim. Call 866-325-7590. WANTED LEVIS 901 SJ'S JEANS WE PAY UP TO 50.00 Levis Jackets, Overalls Demin Call 841-745-6211 Wanted. STAR WARS memorabilia of any sort. Call Steve at 841-3359 400s Real Estate 405 For Rent 1 Br. in huge 3 Br. duplex for sublease available now. Large room, garage, fp all appliances including洗衣 & dryer. For information, call Brian at 842-4631. 1-bedroom apt. to sublet. Berkeley Flats, 1120 Mist. St. Virginias on campus. Very clean. Top floor furniture, more light! Lease requires no move. Move in any time. Call Paul Hirt 832-8238. Bedroom, bath and family room available for rent to studious non-m smoking student. Mail 842-371-6500. COUNTRY LIVING: Rooms to rent in large rug- bing country home. Kitchen, DW, 18 beds, w/d, 160 acres, trees, 15 min. from campus. From $150/mo. 943-0038 meadowbrook - Convenience - Location - Apartment Size Apartment Size Cost Per Month Cost Per Month - Surroundings - M-F 8-5:30 Sat 10-4 Sun 1-4 15th & Crestline - Lifestyle (Sorry, No Pets) 842-4200 Sublease is great. 2 bedroom apt. and get one月 free month free. Fireplace dishwasher, patio deck, pool, weight/arabicroos, quiet location bus route. Cash bonus to lucky renter. Call 825-847-6292. FREE RENT OPEN DAILY 9:00 a.m.- 5:00 p.m. Reserve your home today! Don't be left in the cold! MASTERCRAFT Campus Place-841-1429 1145 Louisiana Perfect for 1,2 3 or a residents designed with you in mind! Hanover Place-841-1212 14th&Mass. BOO! Regents Court-749-0445 1905 Mass. Orchard Corners-749-4226 15th & Kasold Sundance-841-5255 7th & Florida Tanglewood-749-2415 10th & Arkansas HALLOWEEN SPECIAL 842-4455 Looking for 1 or 2 people to sublease 1 or 2 lmrs in 4bd. apt. very spacious apt, with large kitchen dw, mw, central h/a. On bus route good location 840-819-0188 MASTERCRAFT LEASENOW 1 BEDROOM-2 BEDROOM COLONY WOODS APARTMENTS - MICROWAVE · DISHISHER · SANDYCOURT · SANDYCOURT BALLCourt · INDOORHEALD POOL · WATERBULD · WEIGHTROOM · TJHOTS · TUBS $865 $435 MODELS OPENDAILY Mon-Fri 10-6pm Sat 10-4pm Sun 12-4pm 842-5111 1031 W 24hr Sublease I Dkmr. apt. clt to RU furnished, 1224 BKC #358-960, 842-1896, 842-1794 or 872-394 remaining $60/mo or w/o Sublease furnished studio at 10th and Arkansas Very quiet and clean. Close to campus. Low utili- ties. Laundry and parking on site. Available 7:34, 9:12, 8:01, 8:12M plus payoff. Call 865-234 SUNRISE TERRACE - 3 bed,2 bath - Walking distance to KU - Paid cable TV Call 841-1287 Sunrise Apts. 10th & Arkansas 430 Roommate Wanted Avail. Immed! Share 2 Bdr Apt. Pets ok! $192 + Deposit Some Util. Incl. 841-1466 Tonya. THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN - By phone: 864-4358 Interested in cooperative living? We are an establishment 9-member, co-ed cooperative near campus and downtown. Private rooms in huge old house with off street parking. 843-7304. - By Matt: 119 Stauffer Flint, Lawrence, KS. 66045 Available immediately. Share a two new apartment. Pay 1/2 rent plus 1/2 utilities. In Overland Park. Call 381-9600 Stop by the Kansan office between 8 a.m. and 5 p.m. Monday through Friday. Ads may be prepaid, cash or check, or charged on MasterCard or VISA. Roommate (M/F) to share 2 i2dm. apt. as early as November. Watered pearl. B32 2525 leave a message. Roommate needed to share 2 BR apt. $200 + utilities. Call 843-6697 Female roommate desired to occupy one bedroom of three level town house $235/month + 1/2 utility. Live free in September. Deposit paid. Private 841-879 1/2 block from Campus. Call immediately 841-879 Ads phone in may be held to your MasterCard or Visa account. Otherwise, they will be held until pre-payment is made. **person:** 119 Safer Flint **phone:** Calculating Rates: Roommate to share 1 yr. old 3 BD ap. on Masonlin Move in, no more 2 mo. plus utilities. Call B22 Roommate wanted. No deposit. Pursued 48H- 24mth male. Call 612-233-8233 for yard $175 and call 612-233-8233 for house $175. You may print your classified order on the form below and mail it with payment to the Kauaians office. Or you may choose to send it to the Mail-order Center, adhive that is allowed to VISA-MasterCard for a refund on owed taxes when caught before their expiration date. 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Hates et nor line nor das Classifications 140 lost & found 345 for sale 209 helped wake 346 auto sales 225 professional services 360 miscellaneous 255 painter/surgeon 105 personal 110 business personal 120 announcements 130 entertainment 370 want to buy 405 for rent 430 roommate wanted ADS MUST FOLLOW KANSAN POLICY Classified Mail Order Form - Please Print: 1 2 3 4 5 Classification Address: Date ad begins: Total days in paper Total ad seat: Phone: **VISA** Method of Payment (Check one) Check enclosed MasterCard Visa (Please make checks payable to the University Daily Kansan) Furnish the following if you are charging your ad. Account number: Expiration Date: Print exact name appearing on credit card Signature: The University Daily Kansan, 119 Stauffer Flint Hall, Lawrence, KS, 66045 THE FAR SIDE By GARY LARSON It was always a bizarre spectacle, but no one ever, ever, ridiculed the Teapot Kid.