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Crown Cinema Theatres Movie Line 841-5191 Cinema Twin Theatres 31st & Iowa Basic Instinct R Mo' Money R 'King of beer' Hillcrest Theatres Ninth & Iowa Death Becomes Her PG-13 Hellraiser 3 R The Player R Single White Female R Wind PG-13 Varsity Theatre 1015 Massachusetts Sneakers PG-13 Liberty Hall Theatre 642 Massachusetts Movie Line 749-1912 Enchanted April PG Twin Peaks - Fire Walk With Me R Dickinson Theatres V-shaped glass with Harp Lager on the bottom and Guinness, a very dark, very thick beer, lurking precariously on the top. Continued from Page 5. Bartender Todd Hyatt poured the drink carefully, turning the Guinness pressure down to prevent mixing. Hyatt instructed us not to stir the drink and to drink it "as is." Hyatt said the Black and Tan was popular, but gave us a warning. "It's the worst hangover in the world," he said. Assuming an interest rate of 5.1% applied to TIAA Retirement Annuities. This rate is used so ability to about the power and effect of compounding. Lower or higher rates would provine very different results. CFR certificate is required by TIAA TCR Individual and Institutional Services. "That looks like root beer," said panel member Julie Ellis, Stone Mountain, Ga. senior. "Root beer?" Katz said. "Root beer's much better." We spent more time playing with our Black and Tan than we did drinking it. After the entertainment value of the drink had been spent, we stirred the drink and finished it. Our panel determined that the Guinness both tasted and went down like cold, strong, syrupy coffee. We also thought that if the top of the glass were covered and the drink were hot, a small bottle would make a low-dollar lava lamp. ★ We liked the Black and Tan aesthetically, but found it harsh to drink. We gave it four out of four stars for aesthetics and one star for taste. The third stop of our beepht was the Bottleneck, 737 New Hampshire. We sampled Bass, Anchor Stream Beer and Foster's Lager. ★★ Anchor Stream Beer was also strong, and it had more malty taste than Bass. Unlike Bass, Anchor Stream Beer was aftertaste. Thus, it scored two stars. ★★★ Bass was a bitter, heavy-tasting beer with a potent taste, but we liked it because the aftertaste ebbed. We gave it third place overall. ★★ Foster's, an Australian lager, differed from Bass and Anchor Stream. It had more "forestate" than water, so you liked it like it, but my fellow panels did it. "It is just more palatable to me, okay!" Ellis said. The last leg of our beer-tasting excursion was at the Hockenberry Tavern, 1016 Massachusetts St. On the way, we recited the poem "Fuzzy Wuzzy Was a Bear" and giggled uncontrollably. We tasted Boulevard Ale and Boulevard Wheat Beer. Both are brewed in Kansas City, Mo. ★★★ Boulevard Wheat Beer was a favorite, narrowly nudging Free State's Cyclist drink. Boulevard makes its wheat beer with wheat instead of barley. The result is a lighter, fruiter tasting beer. We loved it. We finished it faster than we finished any of the other beers that day. Our panel, or what remained of it, gave the beer first place. ★★ Boulevard Pale Ale was much heavier than the wheat beer. It was maltier and had more aftertaste. While the pale ale was the more popular-selling beer of the two, we pre-feed the wheat beer. It was 5:30 p.m. CYCLE WORKS We came, we saw, we met friendly bartenders, we giggled, and we found the best beer on draft in Lawrence, Boulevard Wheat Beer. It was a day well spent. And a morning spent in recovery. CYCLING AND FITNESS - SCHWINN - PARAMOUNT NISHIKI · JAZZ - KESTREU · KLEIN 1601 W 23RD SOUTHERN HILLS MALL MONGOOSE · RALEIGH SO FEET OF BICYCLES, ACCESSORIES, *SAI APPAREL & FITNESS EQUIPMENT *BU - APPRAISALS - TRADE INS - LAYAWAY 21 YEARS OF SERVICE VISA DINOSURF USTOM SERVICE - FAIR PRICE - PROFESSIONAL ADVICE 842-6363 Buy one of these. 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