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(adjacent to racquet club) Quick, Convenient Quality Copies starting at only The Associated Press The University of Kansas Printing Service Connors wins on 40th birthday Connors did not need all the help he got from his adoring fans — the standing ovation when he came in, the serenade of "Happy Birthday" verses, the whistles on Oncins' serves, the cheers on Oncins' errors, the roars on every Connors winner. NEW YORK — This time there was no dramatic comeback, no blood-and-guts fight, just one quick 40th birthday bash that Jimmy Connors threw at the U.S. Open. Connors did it on his own, as he ultimately must, with plenty of aid from an erratic, overwhelmed and sometimes indifferent Oncins. It was all over in less than two hours, a neatly wrapped 6-1, 6-2, 6-3 victory over Jaime Oncins that put Conorns against him against against old nemesis Ivan Lendl. "It seems like I've been playing here forever, and you've been watching me forever, too," Connors told the crowd during an on-court celebration, complete with cake, after the match. "I never thought I'd be playing when I was 40. You've given me something I'd never be able to buy. It's been a pleasure." Kansas Union Level One — Open M-F 7:30-6:00 Burge Union 3rd Level — Open M-F 7:30-5:00 3018 Learned — Open M-F 8:00-12:00-1:00-5:00 1520 Wescoe — Open M-F 7:30-5:00 The Brazilian seemed ready to make a battle of it, diving and rolling on the hard court on a backhand volley winner after a lunging forehand cross-court by Connors in the second game of the match. That brought Oncins back from 15-40, and he followed it with an ace en route to holding serve. But the dive also was the start of Oncins' undoing. He scraped the back of his hand on the court, had to have it treated during a changeover, and he won only six points the rest of the set. That minor injury, though, could not account for all the mish-ills and wild shots Oncins made. And it had nothing to do with the moments of brilliance that Connors still could muster. that had both players covering the length and breadth of the court. The job drifted perfectly over Oncins' head, well out of his reach, and he did not bother to go for it or even look at it. Connors ended the first set with a leaping forehand lob lore a long rally to score a point off Connors in that break game, but it hardly mattered. The final point was another gift from Oncins, a wildly mis-hit forehand that landed beyond the doubles box. It was Oncins' 44th unfforced error. Connors had just 26. Connors' victory, as easy as it was, drew all the attention away from a more dramatic match in the grand-stand, Emilio Sanchez upsetting No. 6 Petr Korda 6-2, 4-2, 6-1, 7-6 (7-4) "Way to go, old man," a fan yelled to Connors after another spectacular forehand volley in the corner helped stretch his streak to nine consecutive games at 4-0 in the second set. Connors waved his hands at the fan, beckoning him to come down to the court and try to play. Connons showed no effect from straining a thigh muscle last week, but he often used his bright yellow racket as a crutch to keep him upright when he was about to fall in rallies. Connors was not broken until the eighth game of the third set. Fans booed Oncins when he hit a drop shot "MARRIAGE RELATIONSHIP IN ISLAM" Why is the divorce rate very low? 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