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THURSDAY, DECEMBER 8, 2011
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- vvnat are you talking about?
**GUY:** Whatchu talkin' bout Willis?
**GIRL:** Oh my God that sounds so familiar. What's that from? Don't tell me.
**GUY:** *blank stare*
GIRL: Oh, that's Hannah Montana
GUY: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
GIRL 1: Who are we to judge? Not like our lives are better.
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GUY 2: I know. I'm married to a gay guy, and you're attracted to a man with a vagina
GUY: Is our test on Monday?
GIRL: No, it's Wednesday. It's the 7th.
GUY: No, the 7th is Stop Day. You just said it was on Wednesday.
GIRL: No, Stop Day is the 9th.
GUY: Shit, that means my grandma will be in town Wednesday.
GIRL. And somehow I ended up making out with an RA. I don't even know how that happened, but it was a really good-looking RA.
PROFESSOR: Babies cry because they poop themselves and they feel it. They don't cry because psychologically they're thinking "I am months from being potty trained."
GUY: I cosign anything involving disco.
PROFESSOR: By the way, I say "itsy-bitsy," and some of you say "incy-wincy." I don't know who you are, but you're wrong.
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