Volume 124 Issue 58
Thursday, November 10, 2011
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KANSAS IN HEAT //
> Tackling the sticky world of relationships.
Dear Michelle.
I am a straight male, but for some reason I am attracted to large penises. When I am intoxicated, I masturbate to large penises. I was once very intoxicated and tried to hook up with a guy, but did not fulfill the experiment. Am I bisexual?
Answer:
Let me start by advising you to stop drinking. You show signs of addictive behavior. Addiction to alcohol or sex can increase the possibility of danger to yourself or others. Refrain from alcohol use and gauge your desire. Do you find yourself displaying the same attraction when sober? You will soon discover if your desire is the result of true bisexual feelings or the result of intoxication.
Dear Michelle.
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My long-term guy friend has a girlfriend who lives out of state. For the last six months, I have been performing oral sex on him and getting nothing in return. I want to ask him to have sex with me, but I don't know how he will react.
Stop giving your "friend" fellatio. You should encourage him to break things off with his girlfriend for her benefit, not yours. This guy is
a scumbag. Move on and focus your energies on a real man who will meet your needs.
Dear Michelle.
I have had sex with two different men in the last month and I couldn't help but notice that both of them had big, curved penises. Is this normal?
Answer:
About one in every 100 men are affected by Peyronie's disease, a curvature in the penis due to internal scar tissue. Other causes could be related to circumcision or trauma. Many curved men are able to have healthy, satisfying sex lives. But men should seek treatment if pain or other unusual symptoms occur.
Dear Michelle,
This is probably the dumbest question you have seen, but do I suck on it or actually blow on it? Also, I have a very small mouth. What happens if I can't fit it in my mouth?
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No topic is taboo and no question is dumb. You can blow on the penis for an added sensation, but "blow job" means to suck. For a small mouth, use your hand for continued contact with the shaft of the penis. Place the tip in your mouth and your hand on his shaft. Stoke
and suck in rhythm. Don't forget to use plenty of saliva or lubricant.
Dear Michelle
My boyfriend loves to sniff my used underwear. Is this a common thing?
Answer
I cannot provide you with statistics on how often this fetish occurs. However, as long as the behavior remains adult and consensual, there is nothing wrong with your boyfriend's fetish.
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Michelle MacBain is a psychology graduate student from Kansas City. She studied sexuality and communication studies at KU and The University of Amsterdam.
5 QUESTIONS // BUKEKA SHOALS & JULIA CHASEN
> Two people. Five questions. See how they stack up TAYLOR LEWIS |
BUKEKA SHOALS
> Singer/songwriter from KCMO
I would change the way in which women and girls are treated and how being a woman is seen as less than in so many ways. If I had the power to wave a wand and change that, that's the first thing that I would do.
I can tell you one thing: it wouldn't be any of the "Housewives" shows. It would probably be "Fringe." I'm a very peaceful person except when it comes to my television show. People are fighting to keep the diabolical side from taking over the good side. It's great.
If you could change one thing in the world what would it be?
JULIA CHASEN
I want the icecaps to stop melting, I can't handle dying polar bears.
> Sophomore from Tulsa majoring psychology and journalism
A credible contract with a major record label. The second thing Well... I have a great body image, but there are just these little love handles, and I would want them to go away. I wish that my son would have the job of his dreams working outside of the country and that he'd buy me a house wherever he is, maybe in Switzerland or South Africa.
In childhood, I was around a lot of people from different countries. My father was a professor, and we followed him wherever he would go. I had friends from Guiana and Nigeria and different parts of Asia. I loved the diversity of my friends and learning about different cultures.
What TV show would you love to star on?
It would have to be a clothing store. I'd go to H & M. I love that store, think there's one that's going to be at the Plaza and the Legends. When i saw that, I was like, "Oh this is great."
"Saturday Night Live." My roommate and I ARE the Taylor Swift roommate sketch.
A genie grants you three wishes. What do you wish for?
I would love to go to Starbucks with Desean Jackson. I feel like I'd enjoy it ALMOST as much as he would. I wish Chipotle would deliver. My third wish would be to experience a national championship in basketball before I graduate.
What's the one thing you miss the most from childhood?
Nothing. I'm still the same size as I was when I was 13.
If you could max out your credit card at any store, what store would you choose?
Victoriaia S Secure – their KU line is my fayoire
to "prove they don't care reveal their bluff.
Kansas officials and coaches have said they have no interest in playing Missouri beyond this season, and many fans feel the same way. There's probably a lot of truth in that, too. Kansas certainly doesn't benefit financially from playing Missouri in basketball, where an annual game in Kansas City would mean a 50-50 split of ticket money. Kansas will make much more than that when they play Davidson there next month.
But in seven or eight years, when both schools are settled in their respective conferences, some business will try to sponsor a reunion in Kansas City of football, basketball, or both. It will be just enough time to cool off from the messy divorce, and both sides will realize hating someone else isn't quite the same.
Paterno, Spanier fired after Sandusky scandal
- Edited by Mandy Matney
MCCLATCHY TRIBUNE
STATE COLLEGE, Pa. — The longest and one of the most distinguished coaching careers in college football history ended suddenly with the firing of Joe Paterno by Penn State's Board of Trustees on Wednesday night. Paterno, who offered his resignation in the morning but said he wanted to finish this season, was joined on the unemployment line by university president Graham Spanier.
The move was in response to the arrest on Saturday of Paterno's longtime former defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky and the release of a grand jury report alleging he sexually abused at least eight young boys. Although neither Paterno nor Spanier has been charged with any criminal wrongdoing,
Speaking for the board, vicechairman John Surma said, "The past several days have been terrible, but the outrage we feel is nothing compared to the physical and psychological abuse that allegedly took place."
Paterno received an eyewitness report of one alleged sexual assault in 2002 and just passed it up the chain of command. No one at Penn State pursued a criminal prosecution of Sandusky for that incident.
Surma was pressed repeatedly for an explanation of why Paterno, who is tied with Amos Alonzo Stagg for most games ever coached at 448, was not given a chance to coach the final home game against Nebraska on Saturday at Beaver Stadium. Instead, defensive coordinator Tom Bradley was appointed to replace Paterno on an
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"With the difficulties engulfing this university — and they are grave as you all have documented," Surma said, "it was necessary to make a change now."
Speaking at his house to students, Paterno said, "Right now, I'm not the football coach, and that's something I have to get used to?"
Perhaps fearing the worst, the 84-year-old Paterno, who has a record 409 wins, attempted to make an end run around the board of trustees in the hope of going out with a shred of dignity. In his statement, which was released through a Washington-area public relations firm as opposed to being approved by Penn State, Paterno expressed regret that he didn't do more to prevent Sandusky's alleged crimes.
MATT ROURKE/AP PHOTO
Penn State football coach Joe Paterno arrives home yesterday in State College, Pa. Paterno and university president Graham Spanier were fired yesterday evening, brought down by their failure to do more about an allegation of child sxs abuse against a former defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky, who is accused of molesting eight boys over 15 years.
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