THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN HOROSCOPES entertainment Because the stars know things we don't Aries (March 21-April 19) Today in on 9 Today is an 8 Talk it over with your team to work out strategy and schedule. Work in private, and delegate what you can. Do the research before making long-term decisions. Taurus (April 20-May 20) Today is an 8 Communication outlets may not favor a revolution today. Postpone risk-taking (especially romantic and financial). A word from you helps a loved one. Move up a level. WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, 201 Gemini (May 21-June 21) Today is a 7 Love is smiling down upon you, sprouting new tendrils of creativity, sprinkling you with magical magnetic attraction. Unpredictable changes could disrupt, so play it cool. If you feel chained or captive to an obligation, give up resistance. It only makes the imprisonment persist. Instead, relax into the confines and finish the job to be truly free. Cancer (June 22-July 22) Today is an 8 Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Put it in writing, even if you have to use a paper napkin. Take an inventory of your wealth, and you'll discover the answer you were looking for. No gambling allowed. You could be tempted to take a big chance, but think it over well. One thing ends and another begins. Don't go against your core values, no matter what. Watch your feet. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Today is a 9 Todav is a 9 Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Today is a 9 You're ready to inspire and teach by example for the next couple of days. You jump over the hurdles with grace, like an Olympic athlete. you've got confidence and power. Procrastinate later. You're under some pressure, and it's best to be occupied, rather than preoccupied. Take short meditation breaks to stay focused. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Today in a 7 Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Todays on 8 Friends could help you clean up a mess. Discover your boundaries, and let others support you in expanding them. Say "thank you," and offer to do the same. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Today is an 8 There really is no way to prepare for the unexpected. Sometimes blind faith is necessary. Angels guide your actions. Take on a tough job. Get help, if you need it. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb.18) Tadrius is a S. It's adventure time. Summon up your courage to battle a dragon and rescue a prince or princess. Challenges feed you and make you stronger. You have what it takes. PAGE 4 Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Today is a 6 There's a decision to make, and you may find all kinds of distractions. It may even get uncomfortable. In the end, trust your instincts. 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