THE UNIVERSITY DAILY GANSAN
HOROSCOPES
Because the stars know things we don't.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Tuesday in 9
today is an 8 Mercury enters Libra, empowering diplomacy for the next 88 days. Innovation and experimentation may seem stifled, so stick to practical tasks and diversions.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Tardiv in on 9
Work action heats up, even as an authority blocks a rebellion. A wide view and compromise produce results. Listen to all sides. Limitations ease later.
Gemini (May 21-June 21)
Today is a 7
The ideal of equilibrium inspires, but the practice to maintain it requires energy. An intention may seem thwarted by circumstance. Sit quietly to consider all options.
Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Today is a 7
Make household decisions and handle repairs for the next two days. Even if you yearn to fly free, home provides the greatest rewards. Plan a trip for later.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
Today is a 9
There's more fortune, but don't forget that love is what's important. Fair and balanced interactions seem easier now. Study the facts and people are grateful when you share.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Today is a 9
Discrete discussions behind the scenes make all the difference. A new assignment's bringing in cash, but beware of a potential spending spree. Only buy it if you love it.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Today is a 5
Give yourself the freedom to be alone if that's what you want, or to be gregarious. A quiet day to get into work might suit just fine. A relaxing evening could be delicious.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Today is a 6
You get extra support from your friends right when you need it. The squeaky wheel may get the grease, but it could also be annoying. Ask without being needy.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Today is an 8.
You have the power to make big changes. Focus on what's possible instead of limitations, and choose reality over fantasy. Enlist support from loved ones.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Today is a 7
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Today is a 5
Send your messages far and wide: You're extra tactful now. You may feel stuck behind an obligation, but your words have delicious freedom.
As in the Cherokee tale, your inner good wolf and bad wolf are battling today. It's love and generosity versus hate and selfishness. Which one will you feed?
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Today is a 7
CROSSWORD
Partnership is especially important now. Learn from experience, and trust each other and yourself. Avoid getting attached to the results. This provides power.
ACROSS
ACROSS
1 Small salamanders
5 Handgun, slangily
8 Story
12 Pirate's chestful
14 Fine
15 Crime that's gone unsolved
16 Blind trio of rhyme
17 Comic DeLuise
18 "I'm grateful"
20 Refine metal
23 Versifier
24 Walk the floor
25 Snazzy race cars
28 Fire residue
29 Fragrant wood
30 Knock
32 Microsoft communications method
34 Leaf-gathering tool
35 Carbon-ated drink
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36 Tier
37 Primary ore of lead
40 Lummox
41 Touch
42 Doubt that makes you change plans
47 Camera part
48 Finland's capital
49 Rim
50 Historic period
51 Mid-eastern gulf
DOWN
1 And so on
(Abrr.)
2 To and —
3 Aviv lead-in
4 It comes between a cowboy and his horse
5 U.S. island in the Pacific
6 MGM motto word
7 Don't drink
8 BLT part
9 Related (to)
10 Don't have
11 Sight organs
13 High-lander
19 Mister, in Munich
20 Health resort
21 Korean War sitcom
22 Reverberate
23 Lecterns
25 Migraine, for one
26 Low cart
27 Benefit
27 "Aww, please?"
31 Apiece
33 Dangerous fly
34 Palm fiber used as cord
36 Young fellows
37 Strong wind
38 Not up and about yet
39 Breather?
40 Earthen pot
43 "— the ramparts ...
44 Conclusion
45 — out a living
46 Can metal
7 4 6 1 8
8 7 2
5
9 5 8 6
3 9 2
8 2 4 3
9 3
4 8 7
4 6 5 7 2
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ODD NEWS
Nudity protest takes to streets of San Francisco
SAN FRANCISCO — Hanging out on a street corner has taken on new meaning in San Francisco.
Several dozen men and at least one woman took part in a naked protest Saturday in an area of the Castro District neighborhood that has become known for its nude visitors. Several carried signs that read, "Nudity is Not a Crime" and "Get Your Hate Off My Body," as they milled around, undeterred by the brisk weather and light mist.
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San Francisco generally allows public nudity, but a city supervisor has proposed regulating the practice. Supervisor Scott Wiener's proposal would require the clothing-averse to cover up in restaurants. It would also require nudists to put a cloth or other barrier under their bottoms if they take a seat in public.
Mitch Hightower, the organizer of the so-called "nude-in," said it was not intended as a protest against the proposal. The goal, Hightower said, was to promote acceptance of the human body no matter what shape or form it comes in.
The event, which had been scheduled before Wiener's proposal was announced, was part of the unofficial celebrations leading up to the annual Folsom Street Fair, billed as the world's largest leather and fetish event.
"The people out here believe there is nothing indecent or offensive about the human body," he said.
Florida couple return home to skunk takeover
The Palieris live on Social Security and don't have the money to hire a trapper, so business owners have been helping them with the skunk problem. One trapper helped catch a skunk without charging his usual fee.
non-violent offenders choose church or jail
Stephanie and Bill Palieri told the Florida Today newspaper that about 10 skunks squeezed into their home through a window that was left open. The couple had been visiting relatives to celebrate their 88th wedding anniversary.
returned from a monthlong vacation to find they had some new — and stinky — roommates.
BAY MINETTE, Ala. — Authorities say non-violent offenders in southern Alabama will have a new choice: Go to jail or go to church every Sunday for a year.
The skunks tunneled through walls, gnawing on kitchen cabinets and oven wires inside their Palm Bav home.
Stephanie Palieri says five skunks walked through the kitchen recently while she was enjoying her coffee.
WKRG-TV reports that Operation Restore Our Community begins next week.
If offenders select church, they'll be allowed to pick the place of worship but must check in weekly with the pastor and police.
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Soap fans upset with new show
On Monday, "The Chew" arrives, and the welcome could be chilly. The food-themed talk show puts on a happy face about its prospects, but soap fans threaten to shun any replacement for "AMC" and, in January, the all-anceceled "One Life to Live." (A plan to move both shows online is still in the preliminary phase.)
MCCLATCHY TRIBUNE
"We hope that they will enjoy our show," Gordon Elliott, executive producer of "The Chew," said when asked about "All My Children" fans' disappointment. "We were asked to come and join the daytime lineup because daytime tastes have changed.
though the cast are their friends," Kelly said. "What we can (do is) welcome viewers to hang out in the kitchen with us. We can't be soap operas to you, but we can be a group of people that you might want to hang out with."
In addition to Batali and Symon, who are "Iron Chefs" on the Food Network, "The Chew" also recruited fan-favorite Hall from Bravo's "Top Chef". Describing herself as "a recovering caterer", Hall promises that "The Chew" will feature plenty of cooking, "pulling somebody from the audience to actually cook with us."
Kelly is best known as a fashion stylist on TLCs "What Not to Wear," but before that he was a journalist who wrote about topics including food. He's also a passionate home cook who loves to throw dinner parties, he said.
She hopes much of the cooking will speak to busy people like herself.
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