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HOROSCOPES
Because the stars know things we don't.
There's a serenity about you that's attractive. Contribute to your family. Accept circumstances as they are, and be an unstoppable proponent of love.
Aries (March 21-April 19) Today is a 9.
The next two days are good for making changes at home. Put in the extra effort for improved output. Friends are happy to help. Whistle while you work, and the love grows.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Today is an 8
Acceptance and ease rule the day. Get involved with studies and projects that require keen concentration; you've got it in spades. Finish up old business to make room for new.
Gemini (May 21-June 21)
Today is an 8
You're entering a prosperous phase. Don't fritter it all away. This next month you earn greater perspective, seeing all sides of issues. Use this to grow and get your house in order.
Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Today is a 9
You're in charge and looking good. Unleash your brilliance. Follow a strong leader (or be one). Respectfully let others know what you want. Always say "thank you."
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
Today is a 9
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Today is a 7
Follow-up and completion are key for the next two days. You get farther than expected, and friends help. Take action to forward a brilliant idea.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Today is an 8
You're the life of the party now.
Get together with friends to create new possibilities. What do you have to offer? What can you invent together? Make music.
Assume more responsibility for the next few days, and don't expect it to be effortless. However, you're gaining lots of brownie points. Add a smile and some elbow grease.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Today is a 7
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Today is a 6
Go for what you believe to achieve it now. Don't despair if the road to success has a few potholes, at least you're on the right road. Aren't you? Question your presumptions.
Now's a good time to reaffirm a commitment (romantic or otherwise). Discover the freedom of knowing where you're going, or at least knowing who you are.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Todav is a 6
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Toray is an 8
A partner comes to your rescue when you find yourself lost. Focus on abundance, balance and unity. A tiny bit of frivolity would be okay ... fresh flowers?
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Today is an 8
Time to put on those work gloves and start digging for buried treasure. It requires effort, but you're being extremely productive now. It's closer than you think.
REALITY TV
Even a trip to the nut farm couldn't help Roseanne Barr's attempt at reality TV. Lifetime canceled "Roseanne's Nuts" after one season.
The Emmy-winning "Roseanne" star confirmed the news on Twitter, writing: "Roseanne's Nuts has been canceled ... thanks everyone for watching!" Lifetime didn't immediately return requests for confirmation.
The series premiered in July and documented the 58-year-old's life working on her macadamia nut farm in Hawaii, along with boyfriend Johnny and her son Jake. The show got off to an impressive start, with 1.63 million viewers.
But ratings slipped and the series changed time slots for its last four installations. Its last episode was Sent. 16.
The series adds to Barr's failures at reality TV. Her first time around was in 2003 with ABC, in "The Real Roseanne Show," chronicling the making of her ABC Family cooking program, "Domestic Goddess." Both projects were halted after she underwent a hysterectomy.
Associated Press
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ACCIDENT
Reported crash just a plane prop
A possible plane crash reported near an Ohio interstate turned out to be only a prop on the grounds of a water park.
- Associated Press
Media outlets report a passing motorist on Interstate 71 north of Cincinnati thought it was a downed plane and alerted authorities late Wednesday morning. Fire and emergency crews were dispatched to the scene.
Spokesman Derek Blevins at The Beach Water Park in Mason tells WHO radio the decorative prop has been on the property since May and was never an issue before. But he said it may be more visible from the interstate because falling leaves have reduced the amount of tree cover.
CRIME
Back-to-back DUI charges
Police have charged a man in western Pennsylvania with driving drunk twice in the same night — the second time about 15 minutes after they released him into the custody of a friend.
Online court records don't list an attorney for 58-year-old Robert Brodnick, of Washington, Pa., who was arrested Monday night by the state police.
Police charge that Brodnick's blood-alcohol limit was at least double what the law allows when he was arrested. Trooper Joseph Christy says troops released Brodnick to the custody of a "responsible party" but said that person must have dropped off Brodnick at his vehicle because the same trooper who arrested Brodnick saw him driving again.
Brodnick tells WPXI-IV that he had two or three beers and just wanted to drive his new car home.
Associated Press
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KDVR-TV reports that 58-year-old Ronald Smith also poured an unknown substance into a baby grand piano and erased the hard drive on his ex-wife's computer.
A Denver man convicted of placing raw chicken in his ex-wife's heating ducts and other acts of vandalism could face up to 18 years in prison.
The station reports a Denver jury deliberated for about six hours Wednesday before finding Smith guilty of second-degree burglary and criminal mischief.
Authorities say the vandalism caused thousands of dollars of damage.
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