THE UNIVERSITY DAILY GANSAN entertainment HOROSCOPES Because the stars know things we don't. Aries (March 21-April 19) Today is a 9 Venus enters Libra for the next 225 days. In general, love, beauty and art will flower. Simple appreciation of quality satisfies. Taurus (April 20-May 20) Today is an 8 The finer things in life call to you, but you should resist spending impulsively. Create a plan to attain your desire permanently. You've got the power. Gemini (May 21-June 21) Today is a 7 You may want to talk about beauty and romance, but consider your words carefully. Be respectful as you stand up for a passionate cause. Make a strategic plan. Cancer (June 22-July 22) Today is a 7 Words of justice stir you to action. Some chaos at work and on the roads makes staying close to home a good idea. Share a meal with someone interesting. There's a test or a challenge ahead. Try doing something you've never done before, if the answer's not obvious. Don't try to pay everyone's way. They want to contribute. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Today is a 7 THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, 2011 Find a way to make your personal anxieties productive. Use nervous energy to get the dishes washed. There's always something to learn. Express yourself through art or science. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Today is a 7 You may want to win every argument today, but choose your battles well and save energy for those worth fighting. It's a balancing act, especially where love is concerned. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Today is an 8 PAGE 4 You can't be in two places at the same time, no matter how hard you try. The closest approximation is to teach someone the job you love less, and hand it over to them. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Today is an 8 Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Today is a 7 You're very attractive now (in spite of yourself). Focus on a passion. You appreciate loveliness. Write some poetry, especially if you don't know how. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Today is a 9 Use creative energy to make your home work for you. Small changes in decoration go a long way for your self-esteem. A new low-energy light bulb saves money, which adds up quickly. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Today is an 8 Focus on fine-tuning your place for the next couple of days. Make sure your nest is in order and that you're comfortable with where everything is. This provides peace. Get in communication with the people that need to hear from you (you know who they are). They'll be glad, and you benefit from the conversation. It lightens your spirit. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Today is an 8 CROSSWORD ACROSS 1 Weapons 5 Lovers' quarrel 9 Captain Kirk, to pals 12 Clay-rich soil 13 Unrestrained revelry 14 Actress Thurman 15 Prank victim, perhaps 17 Zero 18 Two trios 19 Occurrence 21 Symbol for mercury 22 Chocolate substituter 24 Smelling a bit off 27 Rowing need 28 Hide in the bushes 31 McKinley's first lady 32 Old tele-vangelism initials 33 Space 34 "Simon N 36 Author Umberto 37 Venomous vipers 38 Bungle 40 Ess preceder 41 Not just plump 43 In the wrong direction 47 Supporting 48 Mad Tea Party attendee 51 Remote 52 Prune, pre-withering 53 Elec. co., e.g. 54 Piggen 55 Referee's call 55 Authentic DOWN 1 "Oh, woe" 2 Lasso 3 "You Bet Your Life" host 4 Workplace "under the spreading chestnut tree" 5 Cushy 6 Expert 7 Past 8 Tenth President 9 Some large beetles 10 "Here's my ante" 11 Brewery supply 16 Journey segment 20 Loudness (Abbr.) 22 Snag CHECK THE ANSWERS AT http://udkne.ws/r8s9iv CRYPTOQUIP 9-15 "It's not enough to just give lip service to the idea of increasing diversity behind the camera," said Paris Barclay, the DGA's first vice president and co-coach of its diversity task force. "These programs are so far failing to live up to their promise. 23 Singer Guthrie 24 USO audience, often 25 Okla- homa city 26 Sheriff Andy Taylor's bailiwick 27 Oil cartel 29 Knock 30 Some duties for 24-Down 35 "Help!" 37 Camelot ruler 39 Dangle a carrot 40 Blonde shade 41 Kills, "Sopra-nos"-style 42 Gravy vessel 43 Pinnacle 44 Assessment 45 La Scala show-stopper 46 Holler 49 Will Smith biopic 50 Pirates' potation The guild singled out nine shows that hired no women or minority directors for the 2010-2011 season, including HBO's "Bored to Death." Showtime's "Weeds" and FX's "Justified." Sixteen other shows hired women and minorities for fewer than 15 percent of episodes. Those include Fox's "House" (produced by NBC) and Lifetime's "Army Wives" (produced by ABC). CRYPTOQUIP QP NARR ZL YLNH AH QAOXLDV FO LHP LT XQP ZDPFXPOX XQWZO. QP'O YPTAHAXPRV The directors guild, which over the years has prodded production companies to establish diversity programs and improve hiring practices, expressed disappointment with the findings, noting that the results show little change from a similar survey in the 2009-2010 television season. XQP XLWZQ LT RPZPHY XQP XLWZQ LT RPZPHY. Yesterday's Cryptoquip: IF SOMEBODY LOVES SHAVING HIS HEAD AND GOING BALD, HE MUST REALLY HAVE A HAIR-FREE ATTITUDE. Today's Cryptoquip Clue: R equals L TELEVISION Women, minorities directing few shows A survey conducted by the Directors Guild of America of more than 2,600 television episodes from 170 scripted TV series for the 2010-11 season found that white males directed 77 percent of all episodes, and white females directed 11 percent of all episodes. Minority males directed 11 percent all episodes and minority females directed just 1 percent of the shows, according to the survey of programs from the major broadcast and cable networks. Further evidence has emerged that Hollywood has made little progress in hiring women and minorities to work on prime-time television shows. "We are encouraging shows, production companies and networks, when they weigh in, to offer opportunities to up-and-coming directors from all backgrounds," said Lesli Linka Glatter, co-chair of the DGA diversity task force and co-executive producer of "The Playboy Club." So we're going to take the discussion straight to the people on each show who make hiring decisions," added Barclay, an executive producer for the FX show "Sons of Anarchy." The DGA negotiated a new provision in its most recent contracts, which took effect July 1, that allows union officials to meet directly with executives responsible for hiring at the individual show level. McClatchy Tribune The DGA's findings echo those of other recent surveys, including a recent report from the Center for the Study of Women in Television and Film at San Diego State University. The report found during the 2010 season women composed 15 percent of writers for prime-time dramas, comedies and reality shows on the broadcast networks, down 29 percent from the 2009-2010 season. Conceptis Sudoku SUDOKU By Dave Green 9/15 THE NEXT PANEL Difficulty Level ★★★ Nicholas Sambaluk ELSEWHERE CINEMA Of all the personalities to turn up at this year's Toronto International Film Festival, none seemed more outsized, and yet oddly appropriate, than Madonna. David Carpenter "I directed "Fifth & Wisdom" to teach myself about filmmaking." Madonna transitions role in movie world The singer and actress is looking to make her mark on the directing world. And Toronto, host to 300 films and a dizzying array of international celebrities, seems the perfect venue for one of the most famous women in the world to take up a new career. So into town she rode with "W.E." a time-jumping historical romance that made its North American premiere at the festival, ahead of its opening for general U.S. audiences on Dec. 9. Sitting primly (in fishnet stockings) in a hotel suite high above Toronto earlier this week, the 53-year-old made no secret of her latest ambition." I want to be taken seriously as a filmmaker," she said. In a series of flashbacks and shared-screen fantasy moments with Wally, Simpson (Andrea Riseborough) reveals that any happiness she felt with the duke was gilded at best. The pressure for their relationship to essentially "When we were young, my sister and I would sit around and say we wanted to marry a cowboy poet. That was the ideal," she said. "And as soon as you have an ideal, the universe conspires to humiliate you. Like you might get that cowboy poet, but they're a raving lunatic." she added, alluding to her lightly regarded immigrant tale of music and cross-dressing that was released in 2008. "And now, with this self-punishing process of being a producer and a writer and a director, I'm taking the next step." "W.E" cross-cuts the 1998 story of Wally (Abbie Cornish), an unhappily married young woman in New York who becomes increasingly obsessed with early-20th century Baltimore socialite Wallis Simpson. A playful firecracker, Simpson fell in love with — and ultimately married — the Duke of Windsor, a king-in-waiting, in a scandal that rocked England and caused the Duke to abdicate the throne (Eve Best played Wallis in "The King's Speech," Guy Pearce, the duke). take the place of the monarchy proved, in the end, too much for Simpson to bear. The film's central theme, however, is arguably not love but fame. Specifically, it's the gap between Wallis Simpson as perceived by the outside world and Wallis Simpson as her life was really lived — the illicit Buckingham Palace romance, in other words, as TMZ indictment. — McClatchy Tribune Madonna said she didn't set out to make a pessimistic film, but that her own once-starry attitude toward romance has dimmed over the years. 1