PAGE 2B MONDAY, AUGUST 22, 2011 THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN TRIVIA OF THE DAY Q: What was Kansas football's predicted record in the latest issue of Sports Illustrated? Sports Illustrated A: 1-11 (0-9 in the Big 12) John Wooden FACT OF THE DAY Brady Morningstar will play for Rethymn in the Greek League season. stamonline.com Fall offers something for every fan THE MORNING BREW Do you smell that? Smells like fall out there. The humidity is beginning to fade, the sound of pads hitting each other can be heard on the hill, and the entire sporting universe begins to ready itself for a new season. College football is around the corner, and now that NFL players and owners have decided to agree on something, we have professional football too. While you Chiefs fans out there will likely be optimistic for this year, I will continue to hide behind a shaky offensive line and a bust of a quarterback that comes with being a San Francisco 49ers fans these days. Even though the football team's record may not improve this season, I still expect them to play harder and be more competitive. There is talent at the skill positions and I'm looking forward to seeing our monster offensive line recruiting class. While Kansas and San Francisco may struggle this season, I'm still excited to see terrifyingly huge men try to kill each other every Saturday and Sunday. The fall brings excitement to sports because, on top of football beginning, baseball actually does something other than help "Sports Center" fill their hour time slot. October baseball games don't By Max Lush mlush@kansan.com just feel like one out of 162; they actually mean something and contain suspense and excitement. What's that you say? Football isn't your thing? You prefer futbol? Well the fall has you covered too. European soccer kicks off its campaign in this season too. I love waking up at 4:30 in the morning to get my Liverpool fix and knowing that doing so will means I'll "never walk alone" (if you don't get that, then shucks). Edited by Alexandra Esposito But wait, you don't like football or futbol, but you love cold surfaces, nets, and full contact? Well the NHL drops the puck in the fall too. When your football or soccer team is having a rough week, maybe seeing some bearded men laying out in front of 90 mph slap shots, getting slammed into walls or just straight-up fighting will brighten your mood. Still don't like any of those sports? Well basketball tips off in the late fall. While it may look like a rebuilding season for Kansas basketball, let's remember Sherron Collins' words from the 2008-09 season: "It doesn't matter who plays, this is Kansas." The fall offers every spectator something special. Enjoy the bevy of sports; while the season may suggest the year is coming to a close, the sporting year is just beginning. THIS WEEK IN SPORTS Sport Mon. Tues. Wed. Thurs. Fri. Sat. Sun. Football Volleyball Soccer M. Golf W. Golf Rowing Tennis WANT MORE INFORMATION ABOUT ALL THINGS SPORTS? Visit www.kansan.com to view photo galleries, rosters, and stats. KANSANCLASSIFIEDS housing announcements for sale jobs HAWKCHALK.COM 785-864-4358 CLASSIFIEDS@KANSAN.COM Great house. Great location, close to campus. 3 BR, 2BTH, LV room, dining and kitchen. Family room with FP. 2 car garage. W/D hookup. Newly restored. $1100 per mth. Call 842-0508. Available now! 6 BR/7 Bath house on Kentucky; hardwood floors, security alarm, energy efficient stainless steel appliances, landscape. Fully remodeled August 2011! Call 843-0011 Stonecrest Village Square Hanover Place APARTMENTS Village@sunflower.com (785) 842.3040 850 Avalon Rd. Suite 4 Lawrence, KS JOBS Household assistant/nanny for Old West Lawrence family with 10 to 16 year olds. Responsibilities childcare, transportation, housekeeping, laundry, meals preparation, errands and groceries. Hours 3-6 MTTF and 1 to 6 W. Driver's license/car required. HDFL., child psych majors preferred. $9-11/hour depending on experience/refs. Email brucepfannenstiel@gmail.com The Granada is Hiring - Door staff, waitresses & street team. Cal 842-1390 or stop in M-F 12-5 for app on website Shadow Glen Golf Club is about to start training for our dining room wait staff positions. Enjoy free meals and earn golf privileges in a fun atmosphere Flexible scheduling for students. 15 minutes from campus off K-10. We prefer people with experience, but will train the right individuals. Email resume and availability to waitstaff@shadow- glen.org Part-time help needed in busy doctor's office. Mon, Wed, & Fri 3 p.m. to 7 p.m. Sat 8 a.m. to noon. Call 785-749-0130 for information. Growing Medical Supply company in search of 7 PT employees. M-TH 5 p.m.- 8 p.m. needed immediately. Please contact Rachel at rip@surepointmedical.com Part time teacher position for early education program. Send resume to: Childrens Learning Center, 205 N. Michigan, Lawrence, KS 66044 or email clc5@sunflower.com. EOE. R BAR NOW HIRING ALL POSITIONS Apply today between 12-5pm 610 Florida. BARTENDING. Up to $300/day No experience necessary. Training courses available. 800-965-6520 Ext.108 TEACHERS AIDES A fun place to work! Stepping Stones now hiring Teachers Aides. Shifts 1P-6PM or 3P-6PM, Mon, Wed, Fri and/or Tues. & Thurs. Apply at 1100 Wakarusa. Visit the Website http://itsthejobsstupid.com Read the Book ISBN: 9781 4620 21437 21451 (ebook) ANNOUNCEMENTS KU Endowment is seeking KU students to work 3 nights each week, talking with University of Kansas alumni while earning $99/hr. Excellent communication skills, dedication and a desire to make KU a better university are all a must. Email Emily at evieux@kuendowment.org today to learn more about this exciting opportunity to build your resume and have fun in this professional environment. STUDENTPAYOUTS.COM Paid Survey Takers Needed in Lawrence. 100% FREE to Join! Click on Surveys. THE BIGGEST POSTER THE BROOKS PISTER SALE, Biggest and Best Selection. Choose from over 2000 different images. FINE ARE, MUSIC MOVIES, MODELS HUMOR, ANIMALS, PERSONALITIES, LANDSCAPES, MOST IMAGES ONLY $7, $8 AND $9. SEE US AT Kansas University Lobby-Level 4 ON Friday, Aug. 19th thru Friday Aug. 26th., 2011. THE HOURS ARE 9 A.M.-5 P.M. THIS SALE IS SPONSORED BY SUA and Union Programs. hawkchalk ANNOUNCEMENTS SEE HOW YOU CAN HELP Headquarters Counseling Center needs caring adults to volunteer. Info Mtg: Tues Aug23 6-7:15 pm 1st United Methodist, 946 Vermont Questions? Call 841-2345 HeadquartersCounselingCenter.org The Human Resources Division of the City Manager's Office is offering a part-time internship. 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