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Guy: We had porn and chicken night at my place.
Girl: (to herself) And then they choked their chickens.
Girl: People with neck tattoos are hardcore. People with neck tattoos will murder you.
**Guy:** Have you guys seen the previews for the new Star Trek?
**Girl:** Wow. That's embarrassing.
Guy: (to girl) Hurry! You only have a few more months to drop off all your illegitimate children in Nebraska.
**Guy:** There's nothing sexier than a bearded woman.
**Girl:** Does your girlfriend have a beard?
**Guy:** I don't know. Probably.
Girl: I am so depressed. Somebody get me a bran muffin!
Girl 1: Did you hear that someone found a male penis in a Tostitos salsa jar?
Girl 2: As opposed to a female pen?
**Guy 1:** Why does Kenny hate Adam?
**Guy 2:** Because Adam stole his blender.
But then he got revenge by sleeping with Adam's sister.
Guy I: I'd still rather have the blender.
Girl 1: All you need is Jesus.
Girl 2: No, all you need is a good vibrator.
Guy 1: Why don't they make "B"
batteries?
Guy 2: Because it would sound like you
were stuttering.
Guy I: I bought a knock-off watch from that crack head at the gas station. It's probably stolen.
Guy 2: No, no. He said that the mall was just cleaning out their inventory.
Guy: My stomach just dropped out of my vagina.
Guy 1: What do you think of Uggs?
Guy 2: I think they look like manatees.
—Nina Libby
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